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Dwrecks tips are legendary..
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spoken like a true wn |
testaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! WN!
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Lol Dwerek.. Awesome tips. Thanks for the good laugh and the good time I had reading this :thumbsup
See ya in Florida my friend :) |
dwreck good tips indeed
ill tell yunmi to pack her side boob shirts..lol |
dwreck what is your advice on doing yellow shots by the pool?
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I have seen a guy making a picture of his roomnumber with his cellphone. That was bloody brilliant! |
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Well done buddy..see ya there.
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and always mind your wallet.:helpme...Thanks Again Dwreck:thumbsup
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Super awesome tips, and lots of funny things :) I especially appreciate the tip about water. Can I drink the water out of the tap in my kitchen? grin!
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nice tips man...I think it was really nice of you to take all that time and write out these tips and tricks. Believe it or not, I still forget some of these basics.
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You need to write a book Dwreck. Looking forward to seeing you. Be sure to come hang with us in the Porn Poker Tour suite every night and tell Hazel Rock Ban will be setup for her.
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what happens if you write your room number on the back of the key and you lose it and you get to your room and all your shits gone? i wouldnt recommend writing the room number on the key.
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mmm...scarlettes @ 3am. I swear, their was this little black chick dancer, sexy as fuck 2 years ago that squirted her titty milk on me in the vip. wtf??!?!?!
When she did that..it moved a lil.:Oh crap |
I sure which I could get BroMaster's words of wisdom for my trip to Miami. He was so helpful with advice regarding my Vegas trip.
Guess I'll have to wing it. |
Dwreck look forward to seeing you again its been a long time :)
Sorry your buddy Christina is back in europe so will not be there :( but I will try to inflict as much pain to you as possible to make up for her absence :thumbsup |
When I read the thread title, I expected the ANAL HOBBIT :1orglaugh
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Thanks for the tips man, you sound like a nice chap, hope to meet you there:thumbsup.
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Nice tips....
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Woeeeeeeeef!! Great tips from the man himself!
So we are going to crash webmastes parties, get drinks for free and make a fool out of ourselves again this year at 4 in the morning :) |
great tips dwreck - looking forward to my first show!!
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This stuff is gold for the 1st timer convention that is me! :) Can't wait to meet you in person and all the great folks out there!
Thx Dwreck! |
Killer tip for newbs, vets and everyone in between.
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Bravo Dwreck, well done!
Looking forward to seeing you again! |
Good tips Dwreck. See you in a few weeks.
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Dwerek is the man. I like tip # 20 about taliking to as many people as possible...
I know Dwerek is always one of the first to welcome any newbie... He's done it for me a couple of years back and has done it to other people I know... He walks the walk! |
Words of wisdom from the man himself!
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All words to live by, Dw!!!!
One more for the old foggies like me that can't stand the heat for too long out by the pool: Plant you butt in a chair in the lobby in the traffic path to the pool during the late afternoons. Over the course of an hour, you get to meet and greet a lot of the people you know and can set up meetings with them (indoors, of course!)...... See you all there! Colin |
Nice D man.
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Im not a huge fan of bumping my own thread 1010 times with personal replies. But I have hit most of you up on icq and im very thankfull!
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Here are 5 things you will here on at the show!
1. Webmaster "YO man is that AVN Chris guy on meth" me NO man hes plus 35 Celsius out with a humidity factor of 99% and he power networking. 2.Webmaster" Dude the show floor sucked compared to 2001" ME "well first off did you go all the way upstairs or stop when you saw the seminar rooms" Webmaster " HUH" in a very arrogrant way ME-"Nevermind" 3. Webmaster-"my rep didnt buy me a single drink dude" Me- NO? was he supposed at an open bar? Webmaster-Im even wearing thee free hoodie he gave me Me-" so how may joins did you send?" Webmaster-"why do you gotta mood kill derek this is porn not the bank" 4. Webmaster-"YO DWRECK who is that tdude with pink hair?? he must be a flame ball but he's with mad hotties all the time* ME-*Yah thats Hal from flashcash Webmaster-" is he gay" ME-"go ask him" Webmaster- "ok man i will. IS this a dare? i will man im comfortable with my sexuality* 3 mins later ME"so what did he say" Webmaster " oh man hes the coolest , gave me a cd,introduced me to his girlfriend then gave me a hug" Webmaster_ "if i was gay i would totally bang him* ME- *WHATTTTTTTTTTTT* 5. Webmaster "this party sucks" ME- REally whY? Webmaster- i dunno man lets bounce Me- ok so your going to a strip club? im not my the westin beds are to die for and i hear it calling my name. Webmaster- yah dude i feel more comfortable paying that all look and no touch. 20 mins later Webmaster- Derek you haven't left you loser !!! me- why are you back so soon? Webmaster-20$ cover, 20$ a dance and all the girls looked like they got hit by a train. Me_ hey im not hater but bro your not giving Brad pitt a run for his money anytime soon Webmaster- Whatever got any drink tickets left. |
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hahahah very nice Dwreck....
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uno oh uno! HAHAH see you in Vegas!
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did I say vegas??? wow i need to go back to bed..
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bump for people that missed it the first time
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One more week! Funnest show of the year for sure :thumbsup
It helps that I always look for an excuse to turn it into a 2-3 week vacation :1orglaugh |
D....perfect advice as usual...lol. Can't wait to see you!! I'll hit you up on ICQ at some point today!!! We need to talk!! Hope all is well....snowflake!
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Awesome tips, yet again. I <3 this thread. Love fest!
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