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MetaMan · 07-23-2008, 05:27 AM

my asshole is really tight, tight to the point when i sit down it hurts, or when i bend over it feels like it is stretching.

is there some kind of cream or something i can use to loosen it up?

SBJ · 07-23-2008, 05:32 AM

this thread is just what the title says.. why did i click this link?

Jens Van Assterdam · 07-23-2008, 05:49 AM

Stop putting up things in it might help?

MetaMan · 07-23-2008, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

Stop putting up things in it might help?

how do you know this info?

Jens Van Assterdam · 07-23-2008, 05:52 AM

I was busy with one of your top ten girls while you were playing with the boys.. was just a wild guess.

Jens Van Assterdam · 07-23-2008, 05:55 AM

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Eriic · 07-23-2008, 06:01 AM

Get a bowl of Jello and mix it with vaseline and vodka and have your mother apply it with a wire brush. After one week you'll be the perfect Ass.

Vick! · 07-23-2008, 07:19 AM

Have bro raped a couple dozen times .. and it will be all good.

tranza · 07-23-2008, 07:39 AM

Weird thread...hahaha

Nicky · 07-23-2008, 07:39 AM

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carol.prime · 07-23-2008, 07:39 AM

^^ good advise.

ADL Colin · 07-23-2008, 07:40 AM

Holly · 07-23-2008, 07:46 AM

If by "cream" you mean "Mandingo cock", then yes, it can be loosened.

Got Porn? · 07-23-2008, 07:46 AM

klaze · 07-23-2008, 09:21 AM

MetaMan thinks he's smart because having a tight ashole would be a good thing

Too bad it just means he's anal and likely backed up full of shit ;) ;)

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