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MetaMan 07-23-2008 05:27 AM

MY asshole is really tight, is their creams or something i can use to loosen it?
 
:helpme

my asshole is really tight, tight to the point when i sit down it hurts, or when i bend over it feels like it is stretching.

is there some kind of cream or something i can use to loosen it up? :helpme

SBJ 07-23-2008 05:32 AM

this thread is just what the title says.. why did i click this link? :helpme

Jens Van Assterdam 07-23-2008 05:49 AM

Stop putting up things in it might help?

MetaMan 07-23-2008 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam (Post 14493314)
Stop putting up things in it might help?

how do you know this info? :helpme

Jens Van Assterdam 07-23-2008 05:52 AM

I was busy with one of your top ten girls while you were playing with the boys.. was just a wild guess.

Jens Van Assterdam 07-23-2008 05:55 AM

Get some proper ass advice over here: http://www.poopreport.com/

Eriic 07-23-2008 06:01 AM

Get a bowl of Jello and mix it with vaseline and vodka and have your mother apply it with a wire brush. After one week you'll be the perfect Ass.

Vick! 07-23-2008 07:19 AM

Have bro raped a couple dozen times .. and it will be all good.

tranza 07-23-2008 07:39 AM

Weird thread...hahaha

Nicky 07-23-2008 07:39 AM

Date guy's with larger dicks

carol.prime 07-23-2008 07:39 AM

^^ good advise. :)

ADL Colin 07-23-2008 07:40 AM

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Holly 07-23-2008 07:46 AM

If by "cream" you mean "Mandingo cock", then yes, it can be loosened.

Got Porn? 07-23-2008 07:46 AM

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klaze 07-23-2008 09:21 AM

MetaMan thinks he's smart because having a tight ashole would be a good thing

Too bad it just means he's anal and likely backed up full of shit ;) ;)


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