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Zebra · 12-16-2002, 03:36 AM

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hybrid · 12-16-2002, 03:36 AM

You are a fucking post-pusher. I hate you! this is worse than crack!

Ironhorse · 12-16-2002, 05:51 AM

oh yah

BruceM · 12-16-2002, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hybrid
You are a fucking post-pusher. I hate you! this is worse than crack!

Better than a stool-pusher!

Voodoo · 12-25-2002, 11:16 PM

Merry Christmas!

robfantasy · 12-25-2002, 11:38 PM

a post whore

hershie · 12-25-2002, 11:45 PM

cooked my 1st turkey today

hershie · 12-25-2002, 11:46 PM

and did the stuffing also

hershie · 12-25-2002, 11:46 PM

don't know why people complain about slaving over the oven all day to cook a bird

hershie · 12-25-2002, 11:47 PM

it was actually a pleasure cooking for family/friends

hershie · 12-25-2002, 11:48 PM

added too much sage to the stuffing

hershie · 12-25-2002, 11:48 PM

it overpowered the delicate balance with the thyme and marjoram, but oh well.

hershie · 12-25-2002, 11:49 PM

i was worried i packed the bird too tightly and the stuffung wasn't going to cook fully

J-Reel · 12-25-2002, 11:50 PM

Thank God!!! Christmas is over.

hershie · 12-25-2002, 11:51 PM

food safety issues are important consideration when you are eating turkey - they are dirty birds carrying semolina

MrPopup · 12-25-2002, 11:51 PM

fuck it...

good luck dude!

hershie · 12-25-2002, 11:52 PM

i also made a nice ham; 1st whole ham i ever cooked as well

hershie · 12-25-2002, 11:53 PM

used jack daniels and wild turkey and real maple syrup as a basting sauce for the ham

hershie · 12-25-2002, 11:54 PM

next time i got to remember to cut into the ham to get the sauce to permeate the meat as it came out kinda dry

hershie · 12-25-2002, 11:55 PM

a new observation from today is that turkey makes you sleepy just like chinese food

hershie · 12-25-2002, 11:56 PM

maybe there is naturally occuring msg in turkey?

hershie · 12-25-2002, 11:58 PM

i caught my cat licking the raw frozen turkey when it was defrosting in the sink.

hershie · 12-25-2002, 11:59 PM

i freaked when i realized it takes 3 days to defrost properly a frozen turkey

hershie · 12-26-2002, 12:00 AM

as i bought it yesterday and so had to scramble to figure out how to defrost in time

hershie · 12-26-2002, 12:01 AM

neighbor had a bigger microwave so was able to defrost there and took a chance on letting it sit out overnight and finish defrosting

hershie · 12-26-2002, 12:02 AM

you are not supposed to let it sit out as the ends and exterior will get to room temperature and spoil while you are waiyting for the inner part to finish defrosting

hershie · 12-26-2002, 12:03 AM

ok, i am done with my story - happy holidays!!!

hershie · 12-26-2002, 12:07 AM

OK, may as well keep on going a little while more - turkey should not be cooked below 325F

hershie · 12-26-2002, 12:08 AM

and to keep it from drying out - put a cup of water at the bottom of the pan

greentea · 12-26-2002, 12:08 AM

hershie · 12-26-2002, 12:09 AM

and make a tent with tin foil on top to lock in the moisture

hershie · 12-26-2002, 12:10 AM

its a hell of a lot more healthy then basting constantly with butter to keep it from drying out

hershie · 12-26-2002, 12:11 AM

when i went to safeway they were selling these butterballs that were already stuffed

greentea · 12-26-2002, 12:11 AM

hershie · 12-26-2002, 12:11 AM

you didn't even have to defrost - straight into the oven and serve when ready - idiot proof

greentea · 12-26-2002, 12:14 AM

hershie · 12-26-2002, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea

its good therapy to talk to yourself on a message board

hershie · 12-26-2002, 12:18 AM

i don't like to ccok usually and it shows in my waistline - too many pizza deliveries...

greentea · 12-26-2002, 12:20 AM

hershie · 12-26-2002, 12:20 AM

the above typo didn't come out looking too good (cook is correct word, not cock)

KnightMare · 03-12-2003, 06:49 PM

AdultNex · 03-12-2003, 06:50 PM

... Back from the dead...

candyflip · 03-12-2003, 06:52 PM

Looks like I'm a little to late for this one.

DonCorleone · 03-19-2003, 03:45 AM

adamneve · 03-19-2003, 07:05 AM

xerox · 03-19-2003, 07:06 AM

adamneve · 03-19-2003, 07:06 AM

what do you want

xerox · 03-19-2003, 07:07 AM

xerox · 03-19-2003, 07:07 AM

xerox · 03-19-2003, 07:07 AM

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12-16-2002, 03:36 AM	#802
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	You are a fucking post-pusher. I hate you! this is worse than crack!

12-25-2002, 11:45 PM	#807
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	cooked my 1st turkey today

12-25-2002, 11:46 PM	#808
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	and did the stuffing also

12-25-2002, 11:46 PM	#809
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	don't know why people complain about slaving over the oven all day to cook a bird

12-25-2002, 11:47 PM	#810
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	it was actually a pleasure cooking for family/friends

12-25-2002, 11:48 PM	#811
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	added too much sage to the stuffing

12-25-2002, 11:48 PM	#812
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	it overpowered the delicate balance with the thyme and marjoram, but oh well.

12-25-2002, 11:49 PM	#813
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	i was worried i packed the bird too tightly and the stuffung wasn't going to cook fully

12-25-2002, 11:51 PM	#815
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	food safety issues are important consideration when you are eating turkey - they are dirty birds carrying semolina

12-25-2002, 11:51 PM	#816
MrPopup Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: on the internet Posts: 3,783	fuck it... good luck dude!

12-25-2002, 11:52 PM	#817
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	i also made a nice ham; 1st whole ham i ever cooked as well

12-25-2002, 11:53 PM	#818
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	used jack daniels and wild turkey and real maple syrup as a basting sauce for the ham

12-25-2002, 11:54 PM	#819
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	next time i got to remember to cut into the ham to get the sauce to permeate the meat as it came out kinda dry

12-25-2002, 11:55 PM	#820
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	a new observation from today is that turkey makes you sleepy just like chinese food

12-25-2002, 11:56 PM	#821
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	maybe there is naturally occuring msg in turkey?

12-25-2002, 11:58 PM	#822
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	i caught my cat licking the raw frozen turkey when it was defrosting in the sink.

12-25-2002, 11:59 PM	#823
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	i freaked when i realized it takes 3 days to defrost properly a frozen turkey

12-26-2002, 12:00 AM	#824
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	as i bought it yesterday and so had to scramble to figure out how to defrost in time

12-26-2002, 12:01 AM	#825
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	neighbor had a bigger microwave so was able to defrost there and took a chance on letting it sit out overnight and finish defrosting

12-26-2002, 12:02 AM	#826
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	you are not supposed to let it sit out as the ends and exterior will get to room temperature and spoil while you are waiyting for the inner part to finish defrosting

12-26-2002, 12:03 AM	#827
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	ok, i am done with my story - happy holidays!!!

12-26-2002, 12:07 AM	#828
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	OK, may as well keep on going a little while more - turkey should not be cooked below 325F

12-26-2002, 12:08 AM	#829
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	and to keep it from drying out - put a cup of water at the bottom of the pan

12-26-2002, 12:08 AM	#830
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	__________________ blunts

12-26-2002, 12:09 AM	#831
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	and make a tent with tin foil on top to lock in the moisture

12-26-2002, 12:10 AM	#832
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	its a hell of a lot more healthy then basting constantly with butter to keep it from drying out

12-26-2002, 12:11 AM	#833
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	when i went to safeway they were selling these butterballs that were already stuffed

12-26-2002, 12:11 AM	#834
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	__________________ blunts

12-26-2002, 12:11 AM	#835
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	you didn't even have to defrost - straight into the oven and serve when ready - idiot proof

12-26-2002, 12:14 AM	#836
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	__________________ blunts