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WWC-Moe B. · 07-16-2008, 10:18 PM

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. There was only one

little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful

younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very

tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She

would regularly bend down when she was near

me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to

be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was

near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to

come over to check the wedding invitations. She was

alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she

had feelings and desires for me th at she couldn't

overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once

before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go

up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned

and made a beeline straight to the front door. I

opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing

outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and

said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our

little test. We couldn't ask for a better

man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

seeric · 07-16-2008, 10:41 PM

if that happened to me for real, i'd leave the bitch for pulling some shit like that.

minus the condoms part. i mean if my fiance did the test bullshit.

WWC-Moe B. · 07-16-2008, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

if that happened to me for real, i'd leave the bitch for pulling some shit like that.

minus the condoms part. i mean if my fiance did the test bullshit.

I was thinking the same thing....lol

emac · 07-17-2008, 10:06 AM

lessons to ponder. rofl

96ukssob · 07-17-2008, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

if that happened to me for real, i'd leave the bitch for pulling some shit like that.

minus the condoms part. i mean if my fiance did the test bullshit.

yeah for real. i hate when people do this "testing" shit in relationships. my current gf said that she will test me to see how long i can go without sex... bad idea, because then its the game of how long does it take you to pick up all your shit off my front yard and move it into a uhaul

Spunky · 07-17-2008, 10:17 AM

All those women are manipulators

Tom_PM · 07-17-2008, 10:24 AM

haha, pretty damn funny joke

Suggest an elopement on the spur of the moment (has to be after the wedding is being planned already). If she'll go elope with you, you're probably in good shape. If not.. enjoy being part of her wedding day... lol

tranza · 07-17-2008, 11:45 AM

Very funny!!!

UniversalPassLorence · 07-17-2008, 11:59 AM

Most men will fail that test. It will be intresting to find the %. I say it will be over 51% for sure. Men are dogs

sniperwolf · 07-17-2008, 01:01 PM

Well, the lesson actually is 'always have a presence of mind'!

Don't forget to use condom when face with that kind of scenario. Don't just go and grab it. lol

07-16-2008, 10:18 PM	#1
WWC-Moe B. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,546	Wedding test THE WEDDING TEST I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me th at she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. __________________ Moe B. [email protected] ICQ - 286024627 Now get full videos with Matching High Res Photos !!! " CONTENT PROVIDER OF THE YEAR! " ~ XBIZ 2007, 2008 and 2009 AWARDS WINNER New IP-TV Streaming Technology Feeds for Your Site ! www.WorldWideFeeds.com !!!

07-17-2008, 10:06 AM	#4
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07-17-2008, 10:17 AM	#6
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07-17-2008, 10:24 AM	#7
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	haha, pretty damn funny joke Suggest an elopement on the spur of the moment (has to be after the wedding is being planned already). If she'll go elope with you, you're probably in good shape. If not.. enjoy being part of her wedding day... lol __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

07-17-2008, 11:45 AM	#8
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Very funny!!! __________________ I'm just a newbie.

07-16-2008, 10:41 PM	#2
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	if that happened to me for real, i'd leave the bitch for pulling some shit like that. minus the condoms part. i mean if my fiance did the test bullshit.

07-17-2008, 11:59 AM	#9
UniversalPassLorence Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Califonia Posts: 3,721	Most men will fail that test. It will be intresting to find the %. I say it will be over 51% for sure. Men are dogs __________________ $25.00 PPS for $1.00 Trial Making Webmasters Money Since 1997 ICQ: 305090349

07-17-2008, 01:01 PM	#10
sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	Well, the lesson actually is 'always have a presence of mind'! Don't forget to use condom when face with that kind of scenario. Don't just go and grab it. lol __________________ ~Accepting design works~