Wedding test
 

THE WEDDING TEST


I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. There was only one

little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful

younger sister.


My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very

tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She

would regularly bend down when she was near

me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to

be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was

near anyone else.


One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to

come over to check the wedding invitations. She was

alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she

had feelings and desires for me th at she couldn't

overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once

before I got married and committed my life to her sister.


Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.


She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'


I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go

up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned

and made a beeline straight to the front door. I

opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing

outside, all clapping!


With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and

said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our

little test. We couldn't ask for a better

man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

if that happened to me for real, i'd leave the bitch for pulling some shit like that.

minus the condoms part. i mean if my fiance did the test bullshit.

I was thinking the same thing....lol

lessons to ponder. rofl

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh yeah for real. i hate when people do this "testing" shit in relationships. my current gf said that she will test me to see how long i can go without sex... bad idea, because then its the game of how long does it take you to pick up all your shit off my front yard and move it into a uhaul

All those women are manipulators

haha, pretty damn funny joke :)

Suggest an elopement on the spur of the moment (has to be after the wedding is being planned already). If she'll go elope with you, you're probably in good shape. If not.. enjoy being part of her wedding day... lol

Very funny!!!

Most men will fail that test. It will be intresting to find the %. I say it will be over 51% for sure. Men are dogs :)

Well, the lesson actually is 'always have a presence of mind'!

Don't forget to use condom when face with that kind of scenario. Don't just go and grab it. lol:1orglaugh