Laptop Stolen? Here is the solution! - GoFuckYourself.com

Jens Van Assterdam · 07-16-2008, 01:02 PM

Check this.. fucking nice!

http://www.orbicule.com/undercover/

Sharky · 07-16-2008, 01:04 PM

Nice!!!

doesn't look like it works on PC's though

chri$tian · 07-16-2008, 01:09 PM

Thats fucking AWESOME.... they really added some cool features to this software. I bet it works great.

pornguy · 07-16-2008, 01:09 PM

They need to get it on PCfast. I will buy 3 licenses with them.

CIVMatt · 07-16-2008, 01:13 PM

Why would you make this and not support PC's?

hypedough · 07-16-2008, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CIVMatt

Why would you make this and not support PC's?

Because who wants a PC laptop?

hypedough · 07-16-2008, 01:13 PM

Holy fucking shit that's awesome

DateDoc · 07-16-2008, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

They need to get it on PCfast. I will buy 3 licenses with them.

they have lojack for pc laptops

DateDoc · 07-16-2008, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypedough

Because who wants a PC laptop?

pornguy · 07-16-2008, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc

they have lojack for pc laptops

Yeah I know. It is accurate to within about 300 feet. Ever seen how many homes can be withing 300 feet of each other. Good luck getting a warrant.

D Ghost · 07-16-2008, 01:24 PM

yeah i've heard about the camera thing before that takes pics of the thief, surroundings, etc

VeriSexy · 07-16-2008, 02:33 PM

Nice... need one for pcs though

woj · 07-16-2008, 03:21 PM

It sounds pretty cool, but I wonder what their recovery rates are... they probably aren't very high, otherwise they would flaunt those stats on the front page...

ClickYou · 07-16-2008, 06:07 PM

Excellent solution!

jollyperv · 07-16-2008, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypedough

Because who wants a PC laptop?

NON hipster fanboy faggot douchebags

pornjudge · 07-16-2008, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

Check this.. fucking nice!

http://www.orbicule.com/undercover/

Undercover will transmit pictures of the thief and his surroundings every 6 minutes

LOL

So this guy would caught jerking off every six minute lol.... or what if its a girl that owns the stolen laptop & im the cop, do you think I will go arrest her? hell no;) I will be spying on the bitch all the time...

tony286 · 07-16-2008, 06:35 PM

that is so fucking cool.

96ukssob · 07-16-2008, 06:46 PM

damn, that is sweet.

but, do they get to see what you are doing until your mac gets jacked? thats my only concern, but the application looks sweet tho.

i had a laptop stolen in college and that shit really sucks, so i like inventive solutions for this

Wolfy · 07-16-2008, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

damn, that is sweet.

but, do they get to see what you are doing until your mac gets jacked? thats my only concern, but the application looks sweet tho.

i had a laptop stolen in college and that shit really sucks, so i like inventive solutions for this

Great question!

sandman! · 07-16-2008, 07:20 PM

only an idiot would steal a computer and not reformat it

96ukssob · 07-16-2008, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfy

Great question!

seriously, they are probably laughing their asses off

"HA HA Jim, look we have timmy here looking at tranny porn in Seattle... watch his face as he rubs one out!"

I bought this program before that everytime you started up the laptop you had to find a program that you hid wherever you wanted and put in a password. if you didnt do it, it would start tracking your data and you could view what was happening (keylogger) and also what the IP address is.

Only negative thing, you have to get a court ordered doc to get the ISP to release the info of who's IP that was... by that time, its days or weeks later and the laptop is formatted and long gone on ebay

gecko · 07-16-2008, 09:50 PM

this is pretty darn cool.

candyflip · 07-16-2008, 10:36 PM

I showed this to my girl today and she put in for a 100 license educational pack this morning. We're going to install on our machines here at home and she's going to put it on 30 macbook pros on Monday.

Corleone · 07-16-2008, 10:50 PM

a blow up button would be cool ;) fucking thieves

Darkhorse · 07-16-2008, 10:52 PM

Thats pretty sweet shit right there....

VicD · 07-17-2008, 02:10 AM

I like it

Jens Van Assterdam · 07-17-2008, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

I showed this to my girl today and she put in for a 100 license educational pack this morning. We're going to install on our machines here at home and she's going to put it on 30 macbook pros on Monday.

Great, keep the sales rolling in

SayWhut · 07-17-2008, 02:32 AM

Haha that is a cool app.

Of course there is always the short term solution:-

The Duck · 07-17-2008, 02:55 AM

sweet app indeed, thanks.

bloggingseo · 07-17-2008, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by deejne

yeah i've heard about the camera thing before that takes pics of the thief, surroundings, etc

I've got that

rowan · 07-17-2008, 05:03 AM

Laptops need inbuilt GPSs so they can regularly phone home with their physical location. I've seen an Asus Eee hacked with one installed internally.

Violetta · 07-17-2008, 05:35 AM

that is neat!

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