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Jens Van Assterdam 07-16-2008 01:02 PM

Laptop Stolen? Here is the solution!
 
Check this.. fucking nice! :thumbsup

http://www.orbicule.com/undercover/

Sharky 07-16-2008 01:04 PM

Nice!!!

doesn't look like it works on PC's though

chri$tian 07-16-2008 01:09 PM

Thats fucking AWESOME.... they really added some cool features to this software. I bet it works great.

pornguy 07-16-2008 01:09 PM

They need to get it on PCfast. I will buy 3 licenses with them.

CIVMatt 07-16-2008 01:13 PM

Why would you make this and not support PC's? :(

hypedough 07-16-2008 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 14467450)
Why would you make this and not support PC's? :(

Because who wants a PC laptop?

hypedough 07-16-2008 01:13 PM

Holy fucking shit that's awesome

DateDoc 07-16-2008 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 14467435)
They need to get it on PCfast. I will buy 3 licenses with them.

they have lojack for pc laptops

DateDoc 07-16-2008 01:16 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by hypedough (Post 14467460)
Because who wants a PC laptop?


pornguy 07-16-2008 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 14467468)
they have lojack for pc laptops

Yeah I know. It is accurate to within about 300 feet. Ever seen how many homes can be withing 300 feet of each other. Good luck getting a warrant.

D Ghost 07-16-2008 01:24 PM

yeah i've heard about the camera thing before that takes pics of the thief, surroundings, etc

VeriSexy 07-16-2008 02:33 PM

Nice... need one for pcs though

woj 07-16-2008 03:21 PM

It sounds pretty cool, but I wonder what their recovery rates are... they probably aren't very high, otherwise they would flaunt those stats on the front page...

ClickYou 07-16-2008 06:07 PM

Excellent solution!

jollyperv 07-16-2008 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypedough (Post 14467460)
Because who wants a PC laptop?

NON hipster fanboy faggot douchebags

pornjudge 07-16-2008 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam (Post 14467397)
Check this.. fucking nice! :thumbsup

http://www.orbicule.com/undercover/

Undercover will transmit pictures of the thief and his surroundings every 6 minutes


LOL:)

So this guy would caught jerking off every six minute lol.... or what if its a girl that owns the stolen laptop & im the cop, do you think I will go arrest her? hell no;) I will be spying on the bitch all the time...

tony286 07-16-2008 06:35 PM

that is so fucking cool.

96ukssob 07-16-2008 06:46 PM

damn, that is sweet.

but, do they get to see what you are doing until your mac gets jacked? thats my only concern, but the application looks sweet tho.

i had a laptop stolen in college and that shit really sucks, so i like inventive solutions for this

Wolfy 07-16-2008 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 14469065)
damn, that is sweet.

but, do they get to see what you are doing until your mac gets jacked? thats my only concern, but the application looks sweet tho.

i had a laptop stolen in college and that shit really sucks, so i like inventive solutions for this

Great question!

sandman! 07-16-2008 07:20 PM

only an idiot would steal a computer and not reformat it :2 cents::2 cents:

96ukssob 07-16-2008 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfy (Post 14469150)
Great question!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh seriously, they are probably laughing their asses off

"HA HA Jim, look we have timmy here looking at tranny porn in Seattle... watch his face as he rubs one out!"

I bought this program before that everytime you started up the laptop you had to find a program that you hid wherever you wanted and put in a password. if you didnt do it, it would start tracking your data and you could view what was happening (keylogger) and also what the IP address is.

Only negative thing, you have to get a court ordered doc to get the ISP to release the info of who's IP that was... by that time, its days or weeks later and the laptop is formatted and long gone on ebay

gecko 07-16-2008 09:50 PM

this is pretty darn cool.

candyflip 07-16-2008 10:36 PM

I showed this to my girl today and she put in for a 100 license educational pack this morning. We're going to install on our machines here at home and she's going to put it on 30 macbook pros on Monday.

Corleone 07-16-2008 10:50 PM

a blow up button would be cool ;) fucking thieves

Darkhorse 07-16-2008 10:52 PM

Thats pretty sweet shit right there....

VicD 07-17-2008 02:10 AM

I like it :)

Jens Van Assterdam 07-17-2008 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 14469644)
I showed this to my girl today and she put in for a 100 license educational pack this morning. We're going to install on our machines here at home and she's going to put it on 30 macbook pros on Monday.

Great, keep the sales rolling in :winkwink::1orglaugh

SayWhut 07-17-2008 02:32 AM

Haha that is a cool app.

Of course there is always the short term solution:-


The Duck 07-17-2008 02:55 AM

sweet app indeed, thanks.

bloggingseo 07-17-2008 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deejne (Post 14467509)
yeah i've heard about the camera thing before that takes pics of the thief, surroundings, etc

I've got that :2 cents::thumbsup

rowan 07-17-2008 05:03 AM

Laptops need inbuilt GPSs so they can regularly phone home with their physical location. I've seen an Asus Eee hacked with one installed internally.

Violetta 07-17-2008 05:35 AM

that is neat!


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