Programmer Available - GoFuckYourself.com

riscphree · 07-18-2008, 02:58 PM

I'm a PHP/SQL/JS developer from the states available full time or part time, looking for work. Resume/portfolio available on request. Let me know if you need anything!

Sig has contact info

Mutt · 07-18-2008, 03:30 PM

i clicked your link - you have some lame Javascript browser sniffer that won't allow anybody using IE to check out your site.

passive aggressive nerd

riscphree · 07-18-2008, 03:36 PM

Use a better browser ;)

brandonstills · 07-18-2008, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by riscphree

Use a better browser ;)

I hate IE as much as every other developer but are you for real? If you are asking for work and someone mentions something like something not working in IE and you brush them off like that? IE has a huge percentage of surfers (by far the largest) and you are basically telling him to fuck off I'm not interested in developing something you can actually use I'm only interested in getting paid?

Socks · 07-18-2008, 03:43 PM

riscphree · 07-18-2008, 03:50 PM

It's also my site and I can do with it what I want. I keep my personal business separate from work, so sorry.

D Ghost · 07-18-2008, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riscphree

Use a better browser ;)

amen

2012 · 07-18-2008, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

i clicked your link - you have some lame Javascript browser sniffer that won't allow anybody using IE to check out your site.

passive aggressive nerd

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Originally Posted by god

STOP!!!!
It looks like you're using the Internet Explorer browser. My site is not compatible with it. You need to use a better browser, namely, Firefox.

Maybe someone likes the fucking Internets Explorer ... another reason people dislike programmers ...

Some people hate being told by some 22 year old "know it all" what the fuck to do ...

I hate IE as much as the next geek but give it a rest ... people DO use it and you're probably losing clients ... maybe your response to that would be " I don't need to work for idiots " ...

Socks · 07-18-2008, 04:22 PM

Man even using a "better browser" the links on the left of your page have a fucking I bar instead of a pointer.. Am I clicking a link or selecting text?

Anyways this is what happens when you get a programmer to design something, I'm sure you're better at the programming!

pornask · 07-18-2008, 04:34 PM

only retards and fanboys use firefox

riscphree · 07-18-2008, 04:43 PM

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Anyways this is what happens when you get a programmer to design something

Yeah, I fail at design big time. :P

dodger21 · 07-18-2008, 04:50 PM

are you good with any apache mod_alias shit and regex

if so hit me up 237055440

07-18-2008, 02:58 PM	#1
riscphree Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 103	Programmer Available I'm a PHP/SQL/JS developer from the states available full time or part time, looking for work. Resume/portfolio available on request. Let me know if you need anything! Sig has contact info __________________ Need some help? PHP, SQL, JS, jQuery, Server Admin http://riscit.info TrafficLions ask for GFY special Real SEO Traffic ask for GFY special ICQ: 168-518-402 AIM: riscphree Skype: riscphree email: riscphree at gmail dot com

07-18-2008, 03:30 PM	#2
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	i clicked your link - you have some lame Javascript browser sniffer that won't allow anybody using IE to check out your site. passive aggressive nerd __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

07-18-2008, 03:36 PM	#3
riscphree Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 103	Use a better browser ;) __________________ Need some help? PHP, SQL, JS, jQuery, Server Admin http://riscit.info TrafficLions ask for GFY special Real SEO Traffic ask for GFY special ICQ: 168-518-402 AIM: riscphree Skype: riscphree email: riscphree at gmail dot com

07-18-2008, 03:50 PM	#6
riscphree Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 103	It's also my site and I can do with it what I want. I keep my personal business separate from work, so sorry. __________________ Need some help? PHP, SQL, JS, jQuery, Server Admin http://riscit.info TrafficLions ask for GFY special Real SEO Traffic ask for GFY special ICQ: 168-518-402 AIM: riscphree Skype: riscphree email: riscphree at gmail dot com

07-18-2008, 04:50 PM	#12
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07-18-2008, 04:22 PM	#9
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	Man even using a "better browser" the links on the left of your page have a fucking I bar instead of a pointer.. Am I clicking a link or selecting text? Anyways this is what happens when you get a programmer to design something, I'm sure you're better at the programming!

07-18-2008, 04:34 PM	#10
pornask So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: 253-233-241 Posts: 6,518	only retards and fanboys use firefox