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riscphree 07-18-2008 02:58 PM

Programmer Available
 
I'm a PHP/SQL/JS developer from the states available full time or part time, looking for work. Resume/portfolio available on request. Let me know if you need anything!

Sig has contact info

Mutt 07-18-2008 03:30 PM

i clicked your link - you have some lame Javascript browser sniffer that won't allow anybody using IE to check out your site.

passive aggressive nerd

riscphree 07-18-2008 03:36 PM

Use a better browser ;)

brandonstills 07-18-2008 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riscphree (Post 14478059)
Use a better browser ;)

I hate IE as much as every other developer but are you for real? If you are asking for work and someone mentions something like something not working in IE and you brush them off like that? IE has a huge percentage of surfers (by far the largest) and you are basically telling him to fuck off I'm not interested in developing something you can actually use I'm only interested in getting paid?

Socks 07-18-2008 03:43 PM

http://depletedcranium.com/doomed.jpg

riscphree 07-18-2008 03:50 PM

It's also my site and I can do with it what I want. I keep my personal business separate from work, so sorry.

D Ghost 07-18-2008 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riscphree (Post 14478059)
Use a better browser ;)

:1orglaugh amen

2012 07-18-2008 04:10 PM

lol
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 14478040)
i clicked your link - you have some lame Javascript browser sniffer that won't allow anybody using IE to check out your site.

passive aggressive nerd

Quote:

Originally Posted by god
STOP!!!!
It looks like you're using the Internet Explorer browser. My site is not compatible with it. You need to use a better browser, namely, Firefox.

Maybe someone likes the fucking Internets Explorer ... another reason people dislike programmers ... :2 cents:

Some people hate being told by some 22 year old "know it all" what the fuck to do ...:1orglaugh I hate IE as much as the next geek but give it a rest ... people DO use it and you're probably losing clients ... maybe your response to that would be " I don't need to work for idiots " ...

:upsidedow

Socks 07-18-2008 04:22 PM

Man even using a "better browser" the links on the left of your page have a fucking I bar instead of a pointer.. Am I clicking a link or selecting text?

Anyways this is what happens when you get a programmer to design something, I'm sure you're better at the programming!

pornask 07-18-2008 04:34 PM

only retards and fanboys use firefox

riscphree 07-18-2008 04:43 PM

Quote:

Anyways this is what happens when you get a programmer to design something
Yeah, I fail at design big time. :P

dodger21 07-18-2008 04:50 PM

are you good with any apache mod_alias shit and regex

if so hit me up 237055440


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