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Old 07-10-2008, 06:21 AM   #1
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how can I clean my sticky keyboard

soap and water isnt workin and no its not cum its from food and greasy food ect.
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Old 07-10-2008, 06:26 AM   #2
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Fantastic,an old toothbrush and some compressed air.I used to fix them and they come out like new
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Old 07-10-2008, 06:30 AM   #3
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but its like the surface is sticky did you scrub the keys with the tooth brush>
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Old 07-10-2008, 06:32 AM   #4
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soap and water isnt workin and no its not cum its from food and greasy food ect.
you knew you were gonna have to clarify why, huh.
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You unscrew the back of your keyboard and remove the keys and place such in a pale of worm soapy water and of course wipe down every part and rinse and put back together your keyboard... Should take about 45 minutes.

or buy yourself a new keyboard for between $30 - $45


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Old 07-10-2008, 07:36 AM   #6
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Put it in the dishwasher. Don't let it dry, just wash. Then let it air dry for 3 or 4 days.
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:46 AM   #7
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Fantastic,an old toothbrush and some compressed air.I used to fix them and they come out like new


okey i will do that! thanks for sharing that idea!
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You unscrew the back of your keyboard and remove the keys and place such in a pale of worm soapy water and of course wipe down every part and rinse and put back together your keyboard... Should take about 45 minutes.

or buy yourself a new keyboard for between $30 - $45
Either of the two will do!
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Old 07-10-2008, 09:07 AM   #9
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I used alcohol when i cleaned my keyboard.But i barely cleaned anything,i was start to thinking about buying new keyboard.But microsoft no longer produce keyboards as they used to be so i stick with old one.
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Old 07-10-2008, 09:55 AM   #10
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I used alcohol when i cleaned my keyboard.
Alcohol and a cotton ball or q-tip
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Old 07-10-2008, 04:53 PM   #11
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Possible solution next time to avoid this problem.. Don't eat in front of the computer!!
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Old 07-10-2008, 05:16 PM   #12
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but its like the surface is sticky did you scrub the keys with the tooth brush>
Yes,don't bother removing them.Fantastic will remove most of the grim..use a soft well worn toothbrush and scrub lightly.give it a good blast of air though.works like a charm believe me
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Old 07-10-2008, 08:12 PM   #13
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the dishwasher method does work

so does buying a new keyboard - they are pretty cheap.
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Old 07-10-2008, 08:24 PM   #14
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isnt a new keyboard like $10? just buy a new one
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I don't know about these modern keyboards... they all suck anyway.

MY old IBM board I could open up, take out the circuit board, soak the keys and air clean the contacts...
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I got weed crumbs in between my keys? How do I get them out? Thanks.
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Why do so many guys know how to clean a sticky keyboard? LOL
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Why do so many guys know how to clean a sticky keyboard? LOL
We need to exercise somehow
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Pop all the keys off and soak them in a bucket with some oxy-clean.
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Pop all the keys off and soak them in a bucket with some oxy-clean.
How much does a bucket of oxyclean cost? Keyboards have germs,spills.cleaning them beats jumping in the car and buying one when you're busy
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Old 07-10-2008, 09:19 PM   #22
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Call me lazy but I usually buy a new one.
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How much does a bucket of oxyclean cost? Keyboards have germs,spills.cleaning them beats jumping in the car and buying one when you're busy
3 scoops per gallon of water. $0.50 or so? Stuff is genius.
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Old 07-10-2008, 09:51 PM   #24
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Possible solution next time to avoid this problem.. Don't eat in front of the computer!!
I dont think I've eaten one meal AWAY From my pc in YEARS. I ONLY eat in front of the pc. I like to eat and read at the same time, I cannot just sit there and eat when just sitting there and doing nothing else, I have to eat and read, and no I can't read a book or newspaper, it has to be internet forums!
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:38 AM   #25
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good replies, I cant just buy news ones I have over 30 computers
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seriously... i'd just buy a new one .....
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BABY WIPES for the top of the keys. Works wonders, and wont chaff.

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I used cotton ball as well.It didnt help.When you dont wash your keyboard for 10 years,then i belive there is no help.
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good replies, I cant just buy news ones I have over 30 computers
Well... pay someone for three days to clean 30 keyboards as I had indicated above and you will have it done for less then buying 30 new keyboards...

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good replies, I cant just buy news ones I have over 30 computers
jeez, what do you have 30 computers for?
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