Introducing - GoFuckYourself.com

Undutchable · 10-21-2002, 05:11 PM

Hi Everyone

I've been reading GFY occasionally for a while now, but haven't gotten around to posting anything yet... I'm a Dutch webmaster slash designer, some might know me from my posts at AWI under my ancient nickname Funkmaster. Since this name was taken here, I went with my other alias.

Ill throw up a middle finger in advance, coz I was warned about people telling me to go fuck myself on this forum. Cheers

-Undutchable

boneprone · 10-21-2002, 05:12 PM

do you wear wooden shoes?

pr0 · 10-21-2002, 05:15 PM

show us your tits

Amputate Your Head · 10-21-2002, 05:15 PM

do you live in a windmill?

Undutchable · 10-21-2002, 05:18 PM

I have worn wooden shoes once but I don't in normal life

Not many of us do actually

I'll show my tits but I'm a guy so I'm not sure how you guys will like that

And I don't live in a windmill. Any more questions?

Amputate Your Head · 10-21-2002, 05:19 PM

have you ever had your finger in a dyke?

Cheshire · 10-21-2002, 05:19 PM

Sorry ~ did you say Undouchable?

boneprone · 10-21-2002, 05:20 PM

Do you Fuck Animals?

boneprone · 10-21-2002, 05:20 PM

hmmm.
Im betting you are Black.

Whoops I mean Afro-Dutch.

Undutchable · 10-21-2002, 05:21 PM

Once in a bisexual chick, but never a dyke, does that count?

Cheshire, I'll forgive you for that because I heard you're a hot chick

I've fucked chicks that looked like animals, but never animals.

And I'm Cockausian, not Afro-Anything

boneprone · 10-21-2002, 05:24 PM

Do you own a hitbot?

Cheshire · 10-21-2002, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by Undutchable
Cheshire, I'll forgive you for that because I heard you're a hot chick

Well in that case ~ how many shots do I get?

Amputate Your Head · 10-21-2002, 05:26 PM

have you ever attempted to tunnel to the center of the earth before?

Fletch XXX · 10-21-2002, 05:26 PM

Slash Designer.

Hah.

I like that.

Undutchable · 10-21-2002, 05:30 PM

I dont own a hitbot. Cheaters are shot on sight

Cheshire, I have eternal patience with beautiful women. I have yet to see your picture though...

The whole tunnel to the center of the earth thing, I don't think I'll do this anytime soon but it might be a good idea for a rainy sunday.

boneprone · 10-21-2002, 05:32 PM

Cheshire isnt 16 or 17 you know.

Loch · 10-21-2002, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
do you wear wooden shoes?

Fuck no...they all grow tulips

Daymare · 10-21-2002, 05:32 PM

welcome funk

dirtyone · 10-21-2002, 05:33 PM

Welcome and opdekontneuker

Undutchable · 10-21-2002, 05:35 PM

Whoever said anything about 16/17?

Opdekontneuken to you too

mrthumbs · 10-21-2002, 05:48 PM

Great.. more Dutch people.. just what we needed..

Slash designer eh..

Undutchable · 10-21-2002, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
Great.. more Dutch people.. just what we needed..

Slash designer eh..

What the fuck is your problem?

Amputate Your Head · 10-21-2002, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by Undutchable

What the fuck is your problem?

he has an overactive pancreas.... just ignore him... he get's like this on his bad days.

Undutchable · 10-21-2002, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Pancreas: A long, irregularly shaped gland in vertebrates, lying behind the stomach, that secretes pancreatic juice into the duodenum and insulin, glucagon, and somatostatin into the bloodstream.

And I still dont know what the fuck it means.... Anyway, nice meeting you guys, it's back to work for me right now.

dirtyone · 10-21-2002, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by Undutchable

And I still dont know what the fuck it means.... Anyway, nice meeting you guys, it's back to work for me right now.

Don't go away mad.... Just go away!

Loch · 10-21-2002, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
Great.. more Dutch people.. just what we needed..

Slash designer eh..

thumbs could you get back to me please.
[email protected] or ICQ: 152200896.

Webby · 10-21-2002, 06:07 PM

Undutchable:

Welcome Undutchable!

There may have been one utterance (maybe!) from Serge that was true - "10% of folks are relevant, the other 90% are not" - so that may explain some posts! *g*

Undutchable · 10-21-2002, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by dirtyone

Don't go away mad.... Just go away!

Remind me to make you suck my dick at the next big convention you attend. Am I making friends yet?

dirtyone · 10-21-2002, 06:11 PM

Post number 8 and he rolls out the dick jokes.... you are going to fit in here nicely.

Pornwolf · 10-21-2002, 06:20 PM

I think he's learning how to get along here.

The Dutch boy isn't as soft as he looks!

FATPad · 10-21-2002, 06:24 PM

Ik houd van koekjes!

mrthumbs · 10-21-2002, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

he has an overactive pancreas.... just ignore him... he get's like this on his bad days.

Look who's talking..Mr CoolGuy Rockstar Wannabe..

Amputate Your Head · 10-21-2002, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs

Look who's talking..Mr CoolGuy Rockstar Wannabe..

don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful....

mrthumbs · 10-21-2002, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful....

For a sad and pathetic person like me that's legit..

jimmyf · 10-21-2002, 06:49 PM

you are a designer? what do you design?

cold_ice · 10-21-2002, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
I think he's learning how to get along here.

The Dutch boy isn't as soft as he looks!

Okay do all you guys look like this and since your male and we dont want to see your tits (well maybe archer might) YOU need post a pic of any female tits.

BTW Welcome and GO FUCK YOURSELF

Undutchable · 10-22-2002, 02:48 AM

Here's the tits you guys crave so badly. And apart from the red lipstick, the blonde wig and the two toothbrushes I seem to be holding in my arms that picture is quite accurate

As for designs, I design just about anything. I have over 6 years of experience as a webdesigner but I also design for offline projects (Posters, book covers, flyers, etc). My University study centers around design and marketing so that's my main focus in this biz. Did I mention I was cheap?

10-21-2002, 05:11 PM	#1
Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	Introducing Hi Everyone I've been reading GFY occasionally for a while now, but haven't gotten around to posting anything yet... I'm a Dutch webmaster slash designer, some might know me from my posts at AWI under my ancient nickname Funkmaster. Since this name was taken here, I went with my other alias. Ill throw up a middle finger in advance, coz I was warned about people telling me to go fuck myself on this forum. Cheers -Undutchable

10-21-2002, 05:12 PM	#2
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	do you wear wooden shoes? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

10-21-2002, 05:15 PM	#3
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	show us your tits __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

10-21-2002, 05:15 PM	#4
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	do you live in a windmill? __________________ SIG TOO BIG

10-21-2002, 05:19 PM	#6
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	have you ever had your finger in a dyke? __________________ SIG TOO BIG

10-21-2002, 05:18 PM	#5
Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	I have worn wooden shoes once but I don't in normal life Not many of us do actually I'll show my tits but I'm a guy so I'm not sure how you guys will like that And I don't live in a windmill. Any more questions?

10-21-2002, 05:19 PM	#7
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Sorry ~ did you say Undouchable? __________________ just a little bit naughty

10-21-2002, 05:20 PM	#8
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Do you Fuck Animals? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

10-21-2002, 05:21 PM	#10
Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	Once in a bisexual chick, but never a dyke, does that count? Cheshire, I'll forgive you for that because I heard you're a hot chick I've fucked chicks that looked like animals, but never animals. And I'm Cockausian, not Afro-Anything Last edited by Undutchable; 10-21-2002 at 05:23 PM..

10-21-2002, 05:24 PM	#11
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Do you own a hitbot? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

10-21-2002, 05:26 PM	#13
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	have you ever attempted to tunnel to the center of the earth before? __________________ SIG TOO BIG

10-21-2002, 05:26 PM	#14
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	Slash Designer. Hah. I like that. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

10-21-2002, 05:30 PM	#15
Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	I dont own a hitbot. Cheaters are shot on sight Cheshire, I have eternal patience with beautiful women. I have yet to see your picture though... The whole tunnel to the center of the earth thing, I don't think I'll do this anytime soon but it might be a good idea for a rainy sunday.

10-21-2002, 05:32 PM	#16
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Cheshire isnt 16 or 17 you know. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

10-21-2002, 05:32 PM	#18
Daymare Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,674	welcome funk

10-21-2002, 05:33 PM	#19
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	Welcome and opdekontneuker

10-21-2002, 05:35 PM	#20
Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	Whoever said anything about 16/17? Opdekontneuken to you too

10-21-2002, 05:48 PM	#21
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	Great.. more Dutch people.. just what we needed.. Slash designer eh..

10-21-2002, 06:07 PM	#27
Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	Undutchable: Welcome Undutchable! There may have been one utterance (maybe!) from Serge that was true - "10% of folks are relevant, the other 90% are not" - so that may explain some posts! g

10-21-2002, 06:11 PM	#29
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	Post number 8 and he rolls out the dick jokes.... you are going to fit in here nicely.

10-21-2002, 06:20 PM	#30
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	I think he's learning how to get along here. The Dutch boy isn't as soft as he looks! __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

10-21-2002, 06:24 PM	#31
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10-21-2002, 06:49 PM	#35
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10-22-2002, 02:48 AM	#37
Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	Here's the tits you guys crave so badly. And apart from the red lipstick, the blonde wig and the two toothbrushes I seem to be holding in my arms that picture is quite accurate As for designs, I design just about anything. I have over 6 years of experience as a webdesigner but I also design for offline projects (Posters, book covers, flyers, etc). My University study centers around design and marketing so that's my main focus in this biz. Did I mention I was cheap? Last edited by Undutchable; 10-22-2002 at 03:01 AM..