Introducing
 

Hi Everyone

I've been reading GFY occasionally for a while now, but haven't gotten around to posting anything yet... I'm a Dutch webmaster slash designer, some might know me from my posts at AWI under my ancient nickname Funkmaster. Since this name was taken here, I went with my other alias.


:321GFY Ill throw up a middle finger in advance, coz I was warned about people telling me to go fuck myself on this forum. Cheers :drinkup

-Undutchable

do you wear wooden shoes?

show us your tits

do you live in a windmill?

I have worn wooden shoes once but I don't in normal life :) Not many of us do actually

I'll show my tits but I'm a guy so I'm not sure how you guys will like that

And I don't live in a windmill. Any more questions?

have you ever had your finger in a dyke?

Sorry ~ did you say Undouchable?

Do you Fuck Animals?

hmmm.
Im betting you are Black.

Whoops I mean Afro-Dutch.

Once in a bisexual chick, but never a dyke, does that count?

Cheshire, I'll forgive you for that because I heard you're a hot chick :thumbsup

I've fucked chicks that looked like animals, but never animals.

And I'm Cockausian, not Afro-Anything

Do you own a hitbot?

Well in that case ~ how many shots do I get?

:Graucho

have you ever attempted to tunnel to the center of the earth before?

Slash Designer.

Hah.

I like that.

I dont own a hitbot. Cheaters are shot on sight :ak47:

Cheshire, I have eternal patience with beautiful women. I have yet to see your picture though...

The whole tunnel to the center of the earth thing, I don't think I'll do this anytime soon but it might be a good idea for a rainy sunday.

Cheshire isnt 16 or 17 you know.

Fuck no...they all grow tulips :1orglaugh

welcome funk

Welcome and opdekontneuker :thumbsup

Whoever said anything about 16/17?

Opdekontneuken to you too :winkwink:

Great.. more Dutch people.. just what we needed..

Slash designer eh..

:321GFY

What the fuck is your problem?

he has an overactive pancreas.... just ignore him... he get's like this on his bad days.

And I still dont know what the fuck it means.... Anyway, nice meeting you guys, it's back to work for me right now. :pimp

Don't go away mad.... Just go away! :321GFY

thumbs could you get back to me please.
[email protected] or ICQ: 152200896.

Undutchable:

Welcome Undutchable!:glugglug

There may have been one utterance (maybe!) from Serge that was true - "10% of folks are relevant, the other 90% are not" - so that may explain some posts! *g*

Remind me to make you suck my dick at the next big convention you attend. Am I making friends yet?

Post number 8 and he rolls out the dick jokes.... you are going to fit in here nicely. :thumbsup

I think he's learning how to get along here.


The Dutch boy isn't as soft as he looks!
http://www.webcases.com/t1012.jpg

Ik houd van koekjes!

:1orglaugh

Look who's talking..Mr CoolGuy Rockstar Wannabe..

don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful....

For a sad and pathetic person like me that's legit..

you are a designer? what do you design?

Okay do all you guys look like this and since your male and we dont want to see your tits (well maybe archer might) YOU need post a pic of any female tits.


BTW Welcome and GO FUCK YOURSELF :321GFY

http://www.fucc.net/images/tits.jpg

Here's the tits you guys crave so badly. And apart from the red lipstick, the blonde wig and the two toothbrushes I seem to be holding in my arms that picture is quite accurate :winkwink:

As for designs, I design just about anything. I have over 6 years of experience as a webdesigner but I also design for offline projects (Posters, book covers, flyers, etc). My University study centers around design and marketing so that's my main focus in this biz. Did I mention I was cheap? :thumbsup