The rest I'm not sure of.

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."

the donger needs foooooooood!...automobile???? vroooooooom screeeeeeeeeech smashhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Shut up Eric, I'm tired, I'm starved and I'm armed, so don't mess with me!
Miss Congeniality

Use it quite often just changing the names:winkwink:

"you had me at hello"

"I'll burn this whole motherfucker down! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!"

my favorite movie :winkwink:

"After all, tomorrow is another day!"

Cindy, I like you just the way you are

Godfather ?

48 hours

Doc Holliday in Tombstone

sick fucking movie

Training Day. That flick was the bomb, need to rent that again soon.

Nope. That's a cool movie though ;)

-Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
-That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
-Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
-She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
-Oh, you're real cool for somebody who's about to take a bullet.
-After fucking your wife I'll take two.
-All right, you want it in the chest, or the head?
-Yeah, that's what your wife said.
-Hey, would you stop with the wife shit?
-Ask me how fat she is.
-Fuck you, man! How fat is she?
-She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm not saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.:thumbsup

"but I poop from there!"
"not right now you don't"

The Last BoyScout...

-1- I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's former roommate...

-2- Took'em out with a heat seaker...that's pretty sophisticated for a bunch of half-ass mountain boys...

-3- He's so hot for me, we give him a whiff of my ass he'll crawl right up in it.

3 quotes to guess... theres my contribution thus far. lol

Last Boy Scout?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Here's a crossroad with a 100 dollar bill in the middle. at the four ends, there's santa claus, the easter bunny, an affectionate lesbian, and a man-hating dike. who will make it to the bill first. ...

1. Breakfast Club

2. Sixteen candles

This one is very good!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/153/ST2762.jpg

....I have that quote on a tshirt and sleep in it =)

xoxo,
Megan

I had no idea you were either a) gay or b) a woman Stefan.

- Do you know what a duvee is?
-It's a comforter...
-It's a blanket. Just a blanket. Now why do guys like you and me know what a duvee is? Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we then?
- ...Consumers?
- Right. We are consumers. We're the bi-products of a lifestyle obsession.





From the same movie ..

-Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?


xoxo,
Megan

Fight club.

"Now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?"

- What should we write... I have a big weiner?
- I want to poop back and forth.
-What? What does that mean?
- Like I'll poop into HER butthole and she'll poop it back... into my butthole. And then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop. Forever.


One of my all time Favs ...

First you get the sugar.. then you get the power.. THEN you get the womeeeeeeeeennnn