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Jay-Rock 07-06-2008 06:53 AM


You shouldn't hang me on a hook Johnny! "My mutha hung me on a hook once..............



.......................ONCE!)

MaDalton 07-06-2008 07:03 AM

I don't believe in tipping...

StuBradley 07-06-2008 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walrus (Post 14426723)
"A Clockwork Orange" is probably one of the most oft-quoted movie in history. I used to get annoyed actually on how many people I'd meet who'd say this movie was their favorite. It almost became predictable to hear this. I'm a little older now and haven't heard people say it as much. I think it's a teenager and early 20s thing to watch that movie, quote it, and call it your favorite. The movie "Scarface" is like that. It's hip to like at that age. Don't get me wrong, it's a great movie... but it'd be nice to hear someone say their favorite movie was something more obscure once in a while.

My two favorite flicks (tough to chose one over the other) are Heavy and The Shipping News, don't get much more obscure than that. :)

StuBradley 07-06-2008 07:28 AM

Here's a good one from a great movie:

"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written down the side of mine...should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"

:pimp

Chauncy 07-06-2008 07:40 AM

"put the coffee down...coffee is for closers"

JA$ON 07-06-2008 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 14426647)
Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

http://content.answers.com/main/cont...eal_genius.jpg

Chauncy 07-06-2008 09:11 AM

"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. "

BloggerBaby 07-06-2008 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chauncy (Post 14427098)
"put the coffee down...coffee is for closers"

Glengarry Glen Ross.

going over to youtube to watch some clips.

BloggerBaby 07-06-2008 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chauncy (Post 14427098)
"put the coffee down...coffee is for closers"


get them to sign on the line that is dotted, you got that you fuckin faggots


LOVE IT!

Mr. Porn 07-06-2008 09:23 AM

You know the best thing about pain? It lets you know you're not dead yet.



G.I. Jane - 1997

RedShoe 07-06-2008 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Servers4Less (Post 14426742)
Damn, I wish I knew that one.. trowing out another...

You should get his...

"I love you...."

"I know"

Not as gay as it sounds... from a good movie.


Star Wars 5

RedShoe 07-06-2008 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 14427045)
I don't believe in tipping...

Reservoir Dogs

RedShoe 07-06-2008 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay-Rock (Post 14427034)

You shouldn't hang me on a hook Johnny! "My mutha hung me on a hook once..............



.......................ONCE!)


Johnny Dangerously

RedShoe 07-06-2008 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chauncy (Post 14427254)
"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. "

Patrick Bates in American Psycho

RedShoe 07-06-2008 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuBradley (Post 14427082)
Here's a good one from a great movie:

"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written down the side of mine...should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"

:pimp

Bullet Tooth Tony in Snatch

Voodoo 07-06-2008 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny (Post 14426522)
i have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass

They Live. :)

RedShoe 07-06-2008 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walrus (Post 14426823)
Sorry, you lost me on the De Palma comment. Since you seem to be confused why I mentioned it... Both movies have an enormous amount of fans with a similar demographic and mindset.

I agree that it's nice to have several favorites. But that wasn't the point. The point is, 90% of the time when you see people listing their favorite movies... they list movies that were made in the last 10 years or so. Obvoiusly these people have not seen many movies. And if they do list a movie made before 10 years ago it will be something like "Pulp Fiction," "Star Wars," "A Clockwork Orange," etc. It's really cool when you do meet someone that would list something more obscure as one of them. Those people are the most fun and interesting to have a movie discussion with.

So every movie quote discussion that gets created (and this is quite often), no one can comment on a movie without being called a "intellectual snob"? The OP did write a movie quote from ACO in the first post. He did not leave it open-ended. You can't blame me for that.


No. you're the one that missed my point. That being, this wasn't the movie discussion thread, it was the movie quote thread. I called you an intellectual snob for no reason other than to get a rise out of you. I don't know you, so I have no idea what your personality is like, but the fact you seemed to take offense to name calling on GFY makes me wonder.... maybe you are a snob. (see I did it again)

Voodoo 07-06-2008 01:06 PM

"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
"Shop smart... Shop S-Mart!"

RedShoe 07-06-2008 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 14427822)
They Live. :)

I ALREADY DID THIS ONE STUPID!

Voodoo 07-06-2008 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 14427825)
I ALREADY DID THIS ONE STUPID!

I just post. I don't read. :)

RedShoe 07-06-2008 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 14427832)
I just post. I don't read. :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

And no.. I don't know your one about S-mart.

CaptainHowdy 07-06-2008 01:16 PM

It reads on a wall:

"One most confront vague ideas with clear images"...

ChadZilla 07-06-2008 01:35 PM

"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "

Vicious_B 07-06-2008 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheeseFrog (Post 14426822)
"Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know?"

Dogma - Kevin Smith movie

Vicious_B 07-06-2008 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 14427824)
"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
"Shop smart... Shop S-Mart!"

Army of Darkness - Evil Dead series

"This is my boomstick"

Vicious_B 07-06-2008 02:08 PM

It's just murder, man.
All of God's creatures do it,
some form or another,
I mean, you look in the forest...
you got species
killing other species.
Our species is killin' all the species
includin' the forest,
and we just call it
"industry", not murder.
But I know a lot of people
who deserve to die.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-06-2008 02:14 PM

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

LeRoy 07-06-2008 02:14 PM

My wifes fave :

Meanwhile my clock is tickin over hear...

RedShoe 07-06-2008 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D2222 (Post 14427995)
My wifes fave :

Meanwhile my clock is tickin over hear...

My Cousin Vinny

RedShoe 07-06-2008 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaysin (Post 14427992)
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Silence of the Lambs
too easy

jollyperv 07-06-2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Servers4Less (Post 14426727)
"mmm (sucking finger)... watch the prickers"

Walks away sucking his finger

Hint: Famous 80s High School movie villain

Just One Of The Guys!

Movie RULES

SteveLightspeed 07-06-2008 03:13 PM

"The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls."

different movie:

"No more yankie my wankie!!"

"I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek."

SteveLightspeed 07-06-2008 03:18 PM

"Oh, come on, ladies. God wouldn't have given you maracas if He didn't want you to shake 'em."

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner. "

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-06-2008 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 14428053)
Silence of the Lambs
too easy

oh its a guessing game? i just thought we were supposed to put our fav quotes in

Stellar 07-06-2008 08:28 PM

You never got "you are like the buzzing of flies to me". "weird guy from ghostbusters".

how about

"toe pick"

or

"not the face, not the fucking face you piece of bitch trash"

or

"here is a man that could not take it anymore.. the scum, the cunts, the filth.. here is.."

??

Stellar 07-06-2008 08:32 PM

My all time favorite quote aside from "Tell me kid, ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight"

would have to be:

"I am the lord of darkness, I require the solace of the shadows and the darkness of night. Sunshine is my destroyer. All of this shall change. Tonight, the sun sets forever. There shall never be another dawn"

Martin 07-06-2008 08:52 PM

"Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'."

"Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand."

StuBradley 07-06-2008 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 14428944)
"Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'."

"Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand."

Rounders?

mikeyddddd 07-06-2008 09:25 PM


carol.prime 07-07-2008 12:30 PM

"let's make this not memorable, make love to me now"


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