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heheh Cops shut us down within 40 minutes , destroyed all leftover fireworks
Same prick as last year man he looked like he was ready to shoot me
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yay ....
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hehe next year he said he is locking me up
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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God Bless America................and to the idiot
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Clearly he's jealous of your post count.
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ouch that sucks..
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cops in REAL america let fireworks "go" on the 4th of july
so you must live in a real anti-american area lol
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if they sell the fireworks what do they think people are going to do with them?
it's illegal to shoot off fireworks all over Long Island?
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Long Island man , this cop though i bet had a hardon all year long and kepy my address in his wallet i bet we got most of the good shit off but he derstroyed a good bunch off shit also |
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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sucks - they take the fun out of everything. when i was a kid i would walk to the convenience store, couldn't even see over the counter i was that young and they sold me all kinds of firecrackers - no questions asked - the neighborhood was filled with kids shooting them off. then they made up a bunch of laws. now it's gay.
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I used to do backyard fireworks occasionally as a kid. As an adult I'm more responsible. I'd be afraid of a neighbor's house catching on fire now.
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All my neighbors were outside , they were asking weeks ago if i was gonna do it again.... i know which one though prob called the cops....cause they dont like me
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We don't need any rif raf in our neighbourhood
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and yes we had multiple fire extinguishers and 4 hoses on standby and evryone was kept a good distance away
btw it felt like i was in afhanistamn while it was being bombed some oif this shit fucking would have woken up the dead |
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Might wanna consider shooting off your fireworks at a different location next year...
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damn that sucks ... move your spot like the mafia does and they will never find you
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I remember that in NY and here in atl they sell fireworks at publix.
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cops dont have better things to do.. sad really...
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That's why you need to be in good standing with your neighbors
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Uhhhh...
Soaking fireworks on the 4th of July? People have been using fireworks for the last 200+ years to celebrate 4th of July and NOW people are deciding OMG THE ARE DANGEROUS YOUR GOING TO BLOW US ALL UP? stupid fucks.
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That sucks. That wasn't a cut at you BTW. I just peronally wouldn't do it myself. Houses aren't exactly glued around here, but they are close enough for me to worry. I imagine with your money you got a lot of land. I think most injuries and fires happen to the parties involved in the fireworks themselves anyway...
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Should let off a stink bomb next times he stops by
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fucking long island cops...good thing you arent black or he woulda probably shot you and said the fireworks in your hand looked like a gun. LI cops = insecure fat slob racist NYPD wanna be's
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I nearly got my hand blown off by a smoke bomb that malfunctioned.
I ALWAYS held smoke bombs, but I decided to set that one down for some reason. Then BOOM! It was just like an M80 going off. From that day forward I never held any kind of fireworks again. |
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well last year we went on for over 1 hr before they showed up.... we didnt realize they were there even cause the streets were blocked off cause of all the cars and the cops had to park wayy down the street we didnt realize they were there till we saw the badges We take precautions , we had rain on n off today so evrything had some mositness onit and we wet down anything that we thought potentially was a hazard... We have 5 people setting em off at same time all spread apart.... they light and head back fast , i bought those special safety glasses the plastics one also sure shit can happen but hell...... |
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we had the mortars and the boxes i think 500 gram whatevers all over just light the fuse and run , we dont use anything that you gotta hold and stuff those m80's are too dangerous |
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With five (5) years of service, the base salary is $97,958*. These figures do not include paid benefits. so add OT and all that shit these fuckers make 100k on avg at minimum i read once that the fuckers who have been on for years make like 150k or so some xrazy figurre like that |
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slip them each a fleshlight...
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lame as fuck juice!
dont they know who you are?
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At least you didn't have Donkey with you, imagine what that strong Island guido cop would have done.
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That sucks. I can see a few of them are things I had, and were great.
Next year, join me here in Indiana. People for blocks around were enjoying my show (could here them yelling their approval). |
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I just turned my police scanner on. I can't believe the number of fireworks complaints.
One of them was justified though. Kids throwing fireworks into a post office mailbox. |
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drop a tiny firecracker down (no need for a big m80) the sound of a firecracker dropped into a sewer for example.....is amazing thats why the kids dropped it into a mail box.....the sound is amplified by 100...its neato ![]() |
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What a party pooper
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just dry them in the microwave
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Juicy, did you go to the Phantom store in PA? Right by the MD border?
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I told you already many times.... The things you buy from Achmed is not fireworks.
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So in america any crack head of psychotic killer can buy a gun but you cant shoot some fireworks?
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Yuo not allowed to let of fireworks or somthing in the usa?
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A lot of cities have ordnance's but in most cases as long as it's not extremely dry out from no rain, the cops ignore it on the 4th. There are Firework stores all over, it's a funny catch 22. They are aloud to sell them but you aren't supposed to use them. In some places you actually have to sign a paper stating you wont use them.
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