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I need like 5 Hookers/Strippers for MONTREAL and also a DONKEY....for bachelor party
need like 5 or so also a Donkey...
- Would it be easier if we just brought our own US donkey and keep him in a room or is there a donkey rental service in mtl? we just want a donkey there , have him roam around and drink and do whatever donkeys do anybody know of donkey rregulations or services in mtl lmk need this for October the hookers also i need and strippers also cause not evryone will want to fuck or get bj's or zj's |
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Not sure about the donkey, but having your bachelor in MTL sure guarantees great success!
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Why do you need a Donkey?????
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that reminded me of a movie I saw 100 years ago, some mad party and a donkey in the elevator, then there was a guy who put his dick in a hot dog ban, what was the name of that movie????
it must be like 20 years old |
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If you're gonna have a donkey, you have to have a goat and a midget too...
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Sounds like a job for kinky kelly and her sexy stud...
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"Looking for girls for bachelor paprty , must be prepared to suck off 15 guys and rotate with other girls and must be a multitasker ie: gobbble two cocks, one in the mouth while masssaging my gooch" |
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Took care of it all for ya bro .. but I couldn't get a donkey .. as it turns out there was a by-law put in effect in 1934 when three Hookers turned up dead and it all pointed to the donkey killer.
aHow about an ill mannered gerble?
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Bachelor party ... with Tom Hanks
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we can always shoot down to Gramby zoo .. it's a drive thru zoo so we'd need a car with a big truck .. like a cadillac .. I can see the Headlines already
"NYC Guidos Drive by Local zoo"
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Where is the party goat?? a donkey can't replace the party goat
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Should be fun!!! ![]() ADG |
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this is just a weird thread !!!
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LOL hopefully I won't be at the same place and time as you when you give the donkey a ride.
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where in mtl yoooo
i bring lube seriouslly i can drive even if i drank a galoon of beeer |
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best line in that scene is "inner species erotica fucko"
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HEY JDL, check this out
http://www.leseigneurdesagneaux.com/...inerie_en.html It's about 1hr from Montreal , maybe you could work a deal with them.
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I must see the pics when this happens
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I have a great CRAZY french contact very close to that place .. if you need her to call the donkey people and try to explain the situation get a hold of me .. she's crazy and would be all over this kind of adventure .. well as long as she could come along ..lol
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The girls you can get off of Craigslist, The donkey? I would recommend a local farmer. Tell him you have to plow a field. If you need donkey footage, hit me up! I live in Mexico. More info.. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=837679 But saying you have to plow, good to go. Have fun bro! David |
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