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Juicy D. Links 07-04-2008 11:25 AM

I need like 5 Hookers/Strippers for MONTREAL and also a DONKEY....for bachelor party
 
need like 5 or so also a Donkey...

- Would it be easier if we just brought our own US donkey and keep him in a room or is there a donkey rental service in mtl?


we just want a donkey there , have him roam around and drink and do whatever donkeys do


anybody know of donkey rregulations or services in mtl lmk

need this for October

the hookers also i need and strippers also cause not evryone will want to fuck or get bj's or zj's

Joe BrainCash 07-04-2008 11:52 AM

Not sure about the donkey, but having your bachelor in MTL sure guarantees great success!

Juicy D. Links 07-04-2008 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrainPat (Post 14422171)
Not sure about the donkey, but having your bachelor in MTL sure guarantees great success!

there must be like a donkey rental place somewhere up there? know any farmers oro anything? lmkkkkkkkkk

Juicy D. Links 07-04-2008 12:13 PM

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Juicy D. Links 07-04-2008 12:14 PM

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jay23 07-04-2008 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14422095)
need like 5 or so also a Donkey...

- Would it be easier if we just brought our own US donkey and keep him in a room or is there a donkey rental service in mtl?


we just want a donkey there , have him roam around and drink and do whatever donkeys do


anybody know of donkey rregulations or services in mtl lmk

need this for October

the hookers also i need and strippers also cause not evryone will want to fuck or get bj's or zj's


Spend some time in www.merb.ca.

Juicy D. Links 07-04-2008 12:14 PM

http://staywithdonbosco.files.wordpr...4/donkey-2.jpg

tranza 07-04-2008 12:39 PM

Why do you need a Donkey?????

Antonio 07-04-2008 12:44 PM

that reminded me of a movie I saw 100 years ago, some mad party and a donkey in the elevator, then there was a guy who put his dick in a hot dog ban, what was the name of that movie????

it must be like 20 years old

Juicy D. Links 07-04-2008 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 14422300)
Why do you need a Donkey?????



So we can get it drunk and wasted

munki 07-04-2008 12:58 PM

If you're gonna have a donkey, you have to have a goat and a midget too...

Lance69 07-04-2008 01:00 PM

Sounds like a job for kinky kelly and her sexy stud...

Juicy D. Links 07-04-2008 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jay23 (Post 14422225)
Spend some time in www.merb.ca.

ill make post on the board now


"Looking for girls for bachelor paprty , must be prepared to suck off 15 guys and rotate with other girls and must be a multitasker ie: gobbble two cocks, one in the mouth while masssaging my gooch"

Juicy D. Links 07-04-2008 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by munki (Post 14422375)
If you're gonna have a donkey, you have to have a goat and a midget too...


I am the midget


if we have a goat and donkey then they might bang each other and we dont want to see that we want to stay within one animal type :1orglaugh

vidvicious 07-04-2008 01:11 PM

Took care of it all for ya bro .. but I couldn't get a donkey .. as it turns out there was a by-law put in effect in 1934 when three Hookers turned up dead and it all pointed to the donkey killer.

aHow about an ill mannered gerble?

Juicy D. Links 07-04-2008 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vidvicious (Post 14422414)
Took care of it all for ya bro .. but I couldn't get a donkey .. as it turns out there was a by-law put in effect in 1934 when three Hookers turned up dead and it all pointed to the donkey killer.

aHow about an ill mannered gerble?



are there any petting zoos in MTL?

vidvicious 07-04-2008 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 14422325)
that reminded me of a movie I saw 100 years ago, some mad party and a donkey in the elevator, then there was a guy who put his dick in a hot dog ban, what was the name of that movie????

it must be like 20 years old

Bachelor party ... with Tom Hanks

vidvicious 07-04-2008 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14422417)
are there any petting zoos in MTL?

we can always shoot down to Gramby zoo .. it's a drive thru zoo so we'd need a car with a big truck .. like a cadillac .. I can see the Headlines already

"NYC Guidos Drive by Local zoo"

Due 07-04-2008 01:18 PM

Where is the party goat?? a donkey can't replace the party goat

Juicy D. Links 07-04-2008 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Due (Post 14422442)
Where is the party goat?? a donkey can't replace the party goat

we had goat last time and goats are crazy , he drank all the liquor and all the party drugs were gone and he pased out for 3 days

no more goats


we need a donkey

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-04-2008 05:36 PM



Should be fun!!! :thumbsup

ADG

Zuzana Designs 07-04-2008 05:40 PM

this is just a weird thread !!!

Evil E 07-04-2008 06:06 PM

LOL hopefully I won't be at the same place and time as you when you give the donkey a ride.

Juicy D. Links 07-04-2008 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 14423193)
this is just a weird thread !!!

:pimp:pimp:pimp last bachelor party we had in Dec lasted 10 days started in LA area and ended in Vegas....

this will only last a weekend i think


i still need donkey info!!!!!!!!!!!!

minddust 07-04-2008 09:40 PM

where in mtl yoooo

i bring lube

seriouslly i can drive

even if i drank a galoon of beeer

Chauncy 07-04-2008 09:42 PM

best line in that scene is "inner species erotica fucko"

Evil E 07-04-2008 09:51 PM

HEY JDL, check this out

http://www.leseigneurdesagneaux.com/...inerie_en.html


It's about 1hr from Montreal , maybe you could work a deal with them.

Juicy D. Links 07-05-2008 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil E (Post 14423925)
HEY JDL, check this out

http://www.leseigneurdesagneaux.com/...inerie_en.html


It's about 1hr from Montreal , maybe you could work a deal with them.

Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SexualDragon 07-05-2008 10:04 AM

I must see the pics when this happens

jakethedog 07-05-2008 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14425016)
Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a great CRAZY french contact very close to that place .. if you need her to call the donkey people and try to explain the situation get a hold of me .. she's crazy and would be all over this kind of adventure .. well as long as she could come along ..lol

PervertInPueblaMexico 07-05-2008 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 14422325)
that reminded me of a movie I saw 100 years ago, some mad party and a donkey in the elevator, then there was a guy who put his dick in a hot dog ban, what was the name of that movie????

it must be like 20 years old

Bachelor Party with Tom Hanks..

The girls you can get off of Craigslist,

The donkey? I would recommend a local farmer. Tell him you have to plow a field. If you need donkey footage, hit me up! I live in Mexico. More info..

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=837679

But saying you have to plow, good to go.
Have fun bro!
David


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