Why are french people so lazy and have a stinky crotch area? - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 07-01-2008, 08:26 AM

Why do french people sit around all day and whine? do they not have work in quebec?

and why do they all stink and smell like its coming from a crotch stink? is it some animal musk they are born with?

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 07-01-2008, 08:28 AM

thats gross...

Gunni · 07-01-2008, 08:30 AM

Vive le Québec libre!

Oracle Porn · 07-01-2008, 08:44 AM

do you smell lots of french crotches on a daily basis?

MetaMan · 07-01-2008, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

do you smell lots of french crotches on a daily basis?

are you asking me because you are interested in another guy smelling your stank crotch?

BlackCrayon · 07-01-2008, 09:02 AM

I haven't smelled and french crotches but when i cross the "boarder" i see many french hotties.

CaptainHowdy · 07-01-2008, 09:05 AM

All the french just moved to Quebec? I'm seeking for girls with some underarm bush.

Babaganoosh · 07-01-2008, 09:19 AM

Years ago I played paintball with a bunch of French students going to college at the University of Kansas. Those people absolutely reeked of body odor. I know the Kansas summers can be brutal but god damn wear some deodorant. The first couple of games it was them against us. We could literally smell them downwind from us. Tracking them down was easy. Shooting them was hard though. They hid behind the bunkers without even looking out to fire back at us.

Iron Fist · 07-01-2008, 09:42 AM

If you really live in Calgary why is this even a concern? Alberta has like 2% French population - try living here in Winnipeg and then maybe you can complain about French people.. half the bloody city is French.

ManuelX · 07-01-2008, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

do you smell lots of french crotches on a daily basis?

MetaMan · 07-01-2008, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Years ago I played paintball with a bunch of French students going to college at the University of Kansas. Those people absolutely reeked of body odor. I know the Kansas summers can be brutal but god damn wear some deodorant. The first couple of games it was them against us. We could literally smell them downwind from us. Tracking them down was easy. Shooting them was hard though. They hid behind the bunkers without even looking out to fire back at us.

they dont shower thats why they sit around get fat off of poutine and discuss politics all day. that leaves 0 time for a shower and 0 time to find a job.

MetaMan · 07-01-2008, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

If you really live in Calgary why is this even a concern? Alberta has like 2% French population - try living here in Winnipeg and then maybe you can complain about French people.. half the bloody city is French.

i dont know the percentage but 1% of french is way to much, they are all starting to flock here slowly, anytime i see a quebec license plate i cut them off then finger them.

i am also from winnipeg.

pornjudge · 07-01-2008, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Why do french people sit around all day and whine? do they not have work in quebec?

and why do they all stink and smell like its coming from a crotch stink? is it some animal musk they are born with?

Ur french girlfriend dumped you and now ur talking bad about french people? U racist or what? Seems you are the one whining here, whats up with that?

MetaMan · 07-01-2008, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornjudge

Ur french girlfriend dumped you and now ur talking bad about french people? U racist or what? Seems you are the one whining here, whats up with that?

i dumped her and that was over 2 years ago, but you must find me pretty dam interesting to keep tabs on me for that amount of time.

the problem is french people are lazy and everytime i pick up a package i want to puke thinking i share a country with you sick fucks. if you people would find jobs and stop showering in rivers like a native there would be no problems.

tranza · 07-01-2008, 10:17 AM

they are lazy and there is cold!

Babaganoosh · 07-01-2008, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornjudge

Ur french girlfriend dumped you and now ur talking bad about french people? U racist or what? Seems you are the one whining here, whats up with that?

French isn't a race. Just because you hate the French doesn't make you racist...it makes you smart. You have no idea how much it pains me to admit MetaMan might be right but in this case it's true.

ProducerCashDave · 07-01-2008, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

they are lazy and there is cold!

ChargebackJoe · 07-01-2008, 04:06 PM

That's simply not true. I do not think you are a real Canadian.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Why do french people sit around all day and whine? do they not have work in quebec?

and why do they all stink and smell like its coming from a crotch stink? is it some animal musk they are born with?

SexualDragon · 07-01-2008, 04:14 PM

that is their last victum you smell

Deej · 07-01-2008, 04:15 PM

NOrmandy?

MetaMan · 07-01-2008, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChargebackJoe

That's simply not true. I do not think you are a real Canadian.

if you are french you are not a real canadian, you are owned by the brits and 49% of you whiny babies wanted out, so please leave.

MetaMan · 07-01-2008, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

French isn't a race. Just because you hate the French doesn't make you racist...it makes you smart. You have no idea how much it pains me to admit MetaMan might be right but in this case it's true.

i cant recall a single time when i have been wrong.

CyberHustler · 07-01-2008, 05:24 PM

I hear that the French cultivate smegma under their foreskins so they can spread it on their toasted bagels... Is this true?

plus · 07-01-2008, 06:44 PM

great thread! :D

96ukssob · 07-01-2008, 07:27 PM

i was just thinking about this the other day when i was talking to my friend. hes dating this french girl he met and says that her box stinks... ive hooked up with 2 french girls before and both of their boxes had a slight funk... irony?

Barefootsies · 07-01-2008, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

do you smell lots of french crotches on a daily basis?

CDSmith · 07-01-2008, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i cant recall a single time when i have been wrong.

Best post from you yet. :D

pornjudge · 07-01-2008, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Best post from you yet. :D

I would really like to know what kind of education Metaman as? My guess is IQ is not much higher then a 5 year old.

I also think that he does not know anything about Canadian history. French & English people built this nation & we cant forget the Italians, Portuguese, Germans, Greeks & now the Arabs. There are lazy English & French people all over Canada. So what is you're beef with French people? I m half German/French & proud to be.

Metaman we should go out for a beer sometimes & pick up some french girls?

BusterBunny · 07-01-2008, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker

I hear that the French cultivate smegma under their foreskins so they can spread it on their toasted bagels... Is this true?

Babaganoosh · 07-01-2008, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornjudge

I would really like to know what kind of education Metaman as? My guess is IQ is not much higher then a 5 year old.

Oh the irony.

baddog · 07-01-2008, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

... irony?

I get the feeling the word doesn't mean what you think it does.

96ukssob · 07-01-2008, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I get the feeling the word doesn't mean what you think it does.

theres a good chance... ive been drinking tonight

CDSmith · 07-01-2008, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornjudge

I would really like to know what kind of education Metaman as? My guess is IQ is not much higher then a 5 year old.

I also think that he does not know anything about Canadian history. French & English people built this nation & we cant forget the Italians, Portuguese, Germans, Greeks & now the Arabs. There are lazy English & French people all over Canada. So what is you're beef with French people? I m half German/French & proud to be.

Metaman we should go out for a beer sometimes & pick up some french girls?

You've got to take Metaboy with a certain level of.... humor. I see people getting all bent out of shape over his comments and it makes me laugh, because I "get" the guy. People hate him, I'd have a beer with him anytime.

Most of the shit he posts is just for entertainment value only. The fact that it riles up certain folk is probably just a side bonus.

Me, I live right in the heart of the French Quarter of Winnipeg, and have done so for a long time now. I've dated many French girls. I'd say the stinky box ratio from them to all the other girls I've been with is about even. (as in quite low)

None of the French girls I dated had hairy pits.

stev0 · 07-01-2008, 09:24 PM

A lot of Europians don't wear de-odourant, in France I hear it's tough to even find it. They just wear tons of cologne to cover up the stank.

Warren · 07-01-2008, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0

A lot of Europians don't wear de-odourant, in France I hear it's tough to even find it. They just wear tons of cologne to cover up the stank.

Keep snorting, you will get there eventually.

stev0 · 07-01-2008, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warren

Keep snorting, you will get there eventually.

No need to get offended... lol

Maybe I'm thinking Italy? The ex-gf did a tour of Europe last year and had a hard time finding any, also said people generally smelled badly of bo and cologne there. Of course they probably don't notice if they all smell the same...

xxxdesign-net · 07-01-2008, 10:45 PM

A friend of mine going on a road trip to Vancouver told me that he had to literally hold his nose while going across Alberta... He told me that not only was the odor (of feces) staggeringly offensive but he was also terribly appalled at what looks like government experiments where cow DNA was mixed with the DNA of local ladies... Disturbing

XoXo Cash · 07-01-2008, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker

I hear that the French cultivate smegma under their foreskins so they can spread it on their toasted bagels... Is this true?

i LOVE that word...SMEGMA...makes me crack up every time!!

don't think i'd be laughing if it were on my bagel tho

xxxdesign-net · 07-02-2008, 12:42 PM

My friend just called me and said he'll be suing to Alberta government for not putting "Enter at your own risk" signs at their borders... He is really pissed

Kudles · 07-02-2008, 01:07 PM

Thats nasty!

07-01-2008, 08:26 AM	#1
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	Why are french people so lazy and have a stinky crotch area? Why do french people sit around all day and whine? do they not have work in quebec? and why do they all stink and smell like its coming from a crotch stink? is it some animal musk they are born with?

07-01-2008, 08:28 AM	#2
TubeTitans_SusieQ Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Location: Sunny Florida Posts: 3,884	thats gross... __________________ Make $40 on Every FREE Lifetime Registration ICQ: 370399852

07-01-2008, 08:44 AM	#4
Oracle Porn Affiliate Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Icq: 94-399-723 Posts: 24,433	do you smell lots of french crotches on a daily basis? __________________

07-01-2008, 09:02 AM	#6
BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	I haven't smelled and french crotches but when i cross the "boarder" i see many french hotties. __________________ you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

07-01-2008, 09:05 AM	#7
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,852	All the french just moved to Quebec? I'm seeking for girls with some underarm bush. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc.

07-01-2008, 08:30 AM	#3
Gunni Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Barcelona Posts: 2,385	Vive le Québec libre!

07-01-2008, 09:19 AM	#8
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Years ago I played paintball with a bunch of French students going to college at the University of Kansas. Those people absolutely reeked of body odor. I know the Kansas summers can be brutal but god damn wear some deodorant. The first couple of games it was them against us. We could literally smell them downwind from us. Tracking them down was easy. Shooting them was hard though. They hid behind the bunkers without even looking out to fire back at us. __________________ I like pie.

07-01-2008, 09:42 AM	#9
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	If you really live in Calgary why is this even a concern? Alberta has like 2% French population - try living here in Winnipeg and then maybe you can complain about French people.. half the bloody city is French.

07-01-2008, 10:17 AM	#15
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	they are lazy and there is cold! __________________ I'm just a newbie.

07-01-2008, 04:14 PM	#19
SexualDragon Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 3,038	that is their last victum you smell __________________ Make 2009 a great year with Tiffany Preston 436-127-934

07-01-2008, 04:15 PM	#20
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	NOrmandy? __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

07-01-2008, 05:24 PM	#23
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 27,077	I hear that the French cultivate smegma under their foreskins so they can spread it on their toasted bagels... Is this true? __________________ “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

07-01-2008, 06:44 PM	#24
plus Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 180	great thread! :D __________________ http://www.8plusfolio.com ICQ 481056793 E-Mail [email protected]

07-01-2008, 07:27 PM	#25
96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	i was just thinking about this the other day when i was talking to my friend. hes dating this french girl he met and says that her box stinks... ive hooked up with 2 french girls before and both of their boxes had a slight funk... irony? __________________ Email: Clicky on Me

07-01-2008, 09:24 PM	#34
stev0 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Calgary, Alberta Posts: 6,801	A lot of Europians don't wear de-odourant, in France I hear it's tough to even find it. They just wear tons of cologne to cover up the stank.

07-01-2008, 10:45 PM	#37
xxxdesign-net My hips don't lie Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 10,129	A friend of mine going on a road trip to Vancouver told me that he had to literally hold his nose while going across Alberta... He told me that not only was the odor (of feces) staggeringly offensive but he was also terribly appalled at what looks like government experiments where cow DNA was mixed with the DNA of local ladies... Disturbing Last edited by xxxdesign-net; 07-01-2008 at 10:47 PM..

07-02-2008, 12:42 PM	#39
xxxdesign-net My hips don't lie Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 10,129	My friend just called me and said he'll be suing to Alberta government for not putting "Enter at your own risk" signs at their borders... He is really pissed Last edited by xxxdesign-net; 07-02-2008 at 12:44 PM..

07-02-2008, 01:07 PM	#40
Kudles Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Here There and Everywhere Posts: 5,477	Thats nasty!