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MetaMan 07-01-2008 08:26 AM

Why are french people so lazy and have a stinky crotch area?
 
Why do french people sit around all day and whine? do they not have work in quebec?

and why do they all stink and smell like its coming from a crotch stink? is it some animal musk they are born with?

:helpme

TubeTitans_SusieQ 07-01-2008 08:28 AM

thats gross...

Gunni 07-01-2008 08:30 AM

Vive le Québec libre!

Oracle Porn 07-01-2008 08:44 AM

do you smell lots of french crotches on a daily basis?

MetaMan 07-01-2008 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 14398546)
do you smell lots of french crotches on a daily basis?

are you asking me because you are interested in another guy smelling your stank crotch?

BlackCrayon 07-01-2008 09:02 AM

I haven't smelled and french crotches but when i cross the "boarder" i see many french hotties.

CaptainHowdy 07-01-2008 09:05 AM

All the french just moved to Quebec? I'm seeking for girls with some underarm bush.

Babaganoosh 07-01-2008 09:19 AM

Years ago I played paintball with a bunch of French students going to college at the University of Kansas. Those people absolutely reeked of body odor. I know the Kansas summers can be brutal but god damn wear some deodorant. The first couple of games it was them against us. We could literally smell them downwind from us. Tracking them down was easy. Shooting them was hard though. They hid behind the bunkers without even looking out to fire back at us.

Iron Fist 07-01-2008 09:42 AM

If you really live in Calgary why is this even a concern? Alberta has like 2% French population - try living here in Winnipeg and then maybe you can complain about French people.. half the bloody city is French.

ManuelX 07-01-2008 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 14398546)
do you smell lots of french crotches on a daily basis?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 07-01-2008 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 14398702)
Years ago I played paintball with a bunch of French students going to college at the University of Kansas. Those people absolutely reeked of body odor. I know the Kansas summers can be brutal but god damn wear some deodorant. The first couple of games it was them against us. We could literally smell them downwind from us. Tracking them down was easy. Shooting them was hard though. They hid behind the bunkers without even looking out to fire back at us.

they dont shower thats why they sit around get fat off of poutine and discuss politics all day. that leaves 0 time for a shower and 0 time to find a job. :2 cents:

MetaMan 07-01-2008 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 14398877)
If you really live in Calgary why is this even a concern? Alberta has like 2% French population - try living here in Winnipeg and then maybe you can complain about French people.. half the bloody city is French.

i dont know the percentage but 1% of french is way to much, they are all starting to flock here slowly, anytime i see a quebec license plate i cut them off then finger them. :1orglaugh

i am also from winnipeg. :winkwink:

pornjudge 07-01-2008 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14398436)
Why do french people sit around all day and whine? do they not have work in quebec?

and why do they all stink and smell like its coming from a crotch stink? is it some animal musk they are born with?

:helpme

Ur french girlfriend dumped you and now ur talking bad about french people? U racist or what? Seems you are the one whining here, whats up with that?

MetaMan 07-01-2008 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornjudge (Post 14398937)
Ur french girlfriend dumped you and now ur talking bad about french people? U racist or what? Seems you are the one whining here, whats up with that?

i dumped her and that was over 2 years ago, but you must find me pretty dam interesting to keep tabs on me for that amount of time.

the problem is french people are lazy and everytime i pick up a package i want to puke thinking i share a country with you sick fucks. if you people would find jobs and stop showering in rivers like a native there would be no problems.

tranza 07-01-2008 10:17 AM

they are lazy and there is cold!

Babaganoosh 07-01-2008 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornjudge (Post 14398937)
Ur french girlfriend dumped you and now ur talking bad about french people? U racist or what? Seems you are the one whining here, whats up with that?

French isn't a race. Just because you hate the French doesn't make you racist...it makes you smart. You have no idea how much it pains me to admit MetaMan might be right but in this case it's true.

ProducerCashDave 07-01-2008 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by tranza (Post 14399057)
they are lazy and there is cold!

http://photos-483.friendster.com/e1/...636756389l.jpg

ChargebackJoe 07-01-2008 04:06 PM

That's simply not true. I do not think you are a real Canadian.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14398436)
Why do french people sit around all day and whine? do they not have work in quebec?

and why do they all stink and smell like its coming from a crotch stink? is it some animal musk they are born with?

:helpme


SexualDragon 07-01-2008 04:14 PM

that is their last victum you smell

Deej 07-01-2008 04:15 PM

NOrmandy?

MetaMan 07-01-2008 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChargebackJoe (Post 14400819)
That's simply not true. I do not think you are a real Canadian.

if you are french you are not a real canadian, you are owned by the brits and 49% of you whiny babies wanted out, so please leave.

MetaMan 07-01-2008 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 14400776)
French isn't a race. Just because you hate the French doesn't make you racist...it makes you smart. You have no idea how much it pains me to admit MetaMan might be right but in this case it's true.

i cant recall a single time when i have been wrong. :helpme

CyberHustler 07-01-2008 05:24 PM

I hear that the French cultivate smegma under their foreskins so they can spread it on their toasted bagels... Is this true?

plus 07-01-2008 06:44 PM

great thread! :D

96ukssob 07-01-2008 07:27 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i was just thinking about this the other day when i was talking to my friend. hes dating this french girl he met and says that her box stinks... ive hooked up with 2 french girls before and both of their boxes had a slight funk... irony? :1orglaugh

Barefootsies 07-01-2008 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 14398546)
do you smell lots of french crotches on a daily basis?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CDSmith 07-01-2008 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14401125)
i cant recall a single time when i have been wrong. :helpme

Best post from you yet. :D

pornjudge 07-01-2008 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14401583)
Best post from you yet. :D

I would really like to know what kind of education Metaman as? My guess is IQ is not much higher then a 5 year old.

I also think that he does not know anything about Canadian history. French & English people built this nation & we cant forget the Italians, Portuguese, Germans, Greeks & now the Arabs. There are lazy English & French people all over Canada. So what is you're beef with French people? I m half German/French & proud to be.

Metaman we should go out for a beer sometimes & pick up some french girls?

BusterBunny 07-01-2008 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick Decker (Post 14401161)
I hear that the French cultivate smegma under their foreskins so they can spread it on their toasted bagels... Is this true?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:Oh crap

Babaganoosh 07-01-2008 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornjudge (Post 14401637)
I would really like to know what kind of education Metaman as? My guess is IQ is not much higher then a 5 year old.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Oh the irony.

baddog 07-01-2008 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 14401512)
... irony? :1orglaugh

I get the feeling the word doesn't mean what you think it does.

96ukssob 07-01-2008 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14401706)
I get the feeling the word doesn't mean what you think it does.

theres a good chance... ive been drinking tonight :winkwink:

CDSmith 07-01-2008 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornjudge (Post 14401637)
I would really like to know what kind of education Metaman as? My guess is IQ is not much higher then a 5 year old.

I also think that he does not know anything about Canadian history. French & English people built this nation & we cant forget the Italians, Portuguese, Germans, Greeks & now the Arabs. There are lazy English & French people all over Canada. So what is you're beef with French people? I m half German/French & proud to be.

Metaman we should go out for a beer sometimes & pick up some french girls?

You've got to take Metaboy with a certain level of.... humor. I see people getting all bent out of shape over his comments and it makes me laugh, because I "get" the guy. People hate him, I'd have a beer with him anytime.

Most of the shit he posts is just for entertainment value only. The fact that it riles up certain folk is probably just a side bonus.


Me, I live right in the heart of the French Quarter of Winnipeg, and have done so for a long time now. I've dated many French girls. I'd say the stinky box ratio from them to all the other girls I've been with is about even. (as in quite low)

None of the French girls I dated had hairy pits.

stev0 07-01-2008 09:24 PM

A lot of Europians don't wear de-odourant, in France I hear it's tough to even find it. They just wear tons of cologne to cover up the stank.

Warren 07-01-2008 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0 (Post 14401765)
A lot of Europians don't wear de-odourant, in France I hear it's tough to even find it. They just wear tons of cologne to cover up the stank.


Keep snorting, you will get there eventually.

stev0 07-01-2008 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Warren (Post 14401816)
Keep snorting, you will get there eventually.

No need to get offended... lol

Maybe I'm thinking Italy? The ex-gf did a tour of Europe last year and had a hard time finding any, also said people generally smelled badly of bo and cologne there. Of course they probably don't notice if they all smell the same...

xxxdesign-net 07-01-2008 10:45 PM

A friend of mine going on a road trip to Vancouver told me that he had to literally hold his nose while going across Alberta... He told me that not only was the odor (of feces) staggeringly offensive but he was also terribly appalled at what looks like government experiments where cow DNA was mixed with the DNA of local ladies... Disturbing :warning

XoXo Cash 07-01-2008 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker (Post 14401161)
I hear that the French cultivate smegma under their foreskins so they can spread it on their toasted bagels... Is this true?



i LOVE that word...SMEGMA...makes me crack up every time!!

don't think i'd be laughing if it were on my bagel tho :(

xxxdesign-net 07-02-2008 12:42 PM

My friend just called me and said he'll be suing to Alberta government for not putting "Enter at your own risk" signs at their borders... He is really pissed :Oh crap

Kudles 07-02-2008 01:07 PM

Thats nasty!


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