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Old 06-28-2008, 10:02 PM   #1
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Tell us about your first time with a hooker

seriously, i'm interested. i've never been with one personally, but the thought has often crossed my mind.

anyway, was it good? did you perform well? did you try to please her or just get the train into the station as soon as possible? was it in a car or a hotel room? did you have to utilise the services of a wood chipper?
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Old 06-28-2008, 10:07 PM   #2
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Never been with one. Wouldn't mind if I'm at some place at some time though ^^
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Old 06-28-2008, 10:10 PM   #3
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It was in a hotel and it was pure love at first sight.. never turned my back against hookers since that point
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Old 06-28-2008, 10:18 PM   #4
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...did you have to utilise the services of a wood chipper?
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Old 06-29-2008, 12:17 AM   #5
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It was in a hotel and it was pure love at first sight.. never turned my back against hookers since that point
Glad you found a hobby to spend your cash on... your mother would be proud!
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Old 06-29-2008, 12:28 AM   #6
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This thread makes my balls feel nostalgic .......
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Old 06-29-2008, 12:33 AM   #7
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Do prostitutes count? What if it was free?
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Old 06-29-2008, 12:36 AM   #8
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seriously, i'm interested. i've never been with one personally, but the thought has often crossed my mind.

anyway, was it good? did you perform well? did you try to please her or just get the train into the station as soon as possible? was it in a car or a hotel room? did you have to utilise the services of a wood chipper?
I didn't have enough Glad bags so I had to double up the limbs.
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Old 06-29-2008, 01:09 AM   #9
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it was a blowjob and it was ugly and sad. i was 15 y.o.
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Old 06-29-2008, 04:09 AM   #10
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T. J. Hooker is overrated *gg*
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Old 06-29-2008, 04:14 AM   #11
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You blowed someone for free?
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