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shahab6 06-28-2008 10:02 PM

Tell us about your first time with a hooker
 
seriously, i'm interested. i've never been with one personally, but the thought has often crossed my mind.

anyway, was it good? did you perform well? did you try to please her or just get the train into the station as soon as possible? was it in a car or a hotel room? did you have to utilise the services of a wood chipper?

Nicky 06-28-2008 10:07 PM

Never been with one. Wouldn't mind if I'm at some place at some time though ^^

Reak AGV 06-28-2008 10:10 PM

It was in a hotel and it was pure love at first sight.. never turned my back against hookers since that point :)

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-28-2008 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shahab6 (Post 14389637)
...did you have to utilise the services of a wood chipper?

:eek7 :eek7

Iron Fist 06-29-2008 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Reak AGV (Post 14389652)
It was in a hotel and it was pure love at first sight.. never turned my back against hookers since that point :)

Glad you found a hobby to spend your cash on... your mother would be proud! :2 cents:

qxm 06-29-2008 12:28 AM

This thread makes my balls feel nostalgic .......

baddog 06-29-2008 12:33 AM

Do prostitutes count? What if it was free?

NYRangers 06-29-2008 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shahab6 (Post 14389637)
seriously, i'm interested. i've never been with one personally, but the thought has often crossed my mind.

anyway, was it good? did you perform well? did you try to please her or just get the train into the station as soon as possible? was it in a car or a hotel room? did you have to utilise the services of a wood chipper?

I didn't have enough Glad bags so I had to double up the limbs.

Porko 06-29-2008 01:09 AM

it was a blowjob and it was ugly and sad. i was 15 y.o.

Andy-Vienna 06-29-2008 04:09 AM

T. J. Hooker is overrated *gg*

Jet Redux 06-29-2008 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14389886)
Do prostitutes count? What if it was free?

You blowed someone for free?


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