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02-19-2006, 03:47 PM
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How should I break the news to my wife about...
buying a fleshlight? I mean come on... I aint getting no pussy, the bitch is preggo...
WTF how do i do it? What should I say? Maybe I could just get her girlfriends to come over?   |
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02-19-2006, 03:48 PM
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i agree AlienQ is a fucking idiot.
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02-19-2006, 03:48 PM
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What her girlfriend with the roast beef flaps?
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02-19-2006, 03:48 PM
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hahahha!
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02-19-2006, 03:49 PM
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Ice's dickcheese is so overgrown they call him "blue" balls.
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02-19-2006, 03:50 PM
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02-19-2006, 03:50 PM
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been very busy
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she isnt going to care
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want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.
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02-19-2006, 03:51 PM
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WON HUNG LOW! |
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02-19-2006, 03:52 PM
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just get a hooker dude
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02-19-2006, 04:03 PM
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Viva la vulva!
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02-19-2006, 04:06 PM
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02-19-2006, 04:07 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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hehehe ill send you a freebie yo if you want one lmk
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02-19-2006, 04:09 PM
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GOO!
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Ahh, I should have gotten Chris one of those when I was knocked up ... just tell her, she may understand. She's not wanting to give it up either, she may happily pay for the damn thing too! : )
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02-19-2006, 06:25 PM
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Write a letter about that and hand it to her while you both are having a dinner.
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 Make money on any traffic. Bi-weekly payments with no hold. |
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02-19-2006, 06:49 PM
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preggo? how many months now?
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02-19-2006, 07:31 PM
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hahahahah now thats fucking funny... maybe i should also bring the fleshlight to dinner too... you slant eye gooks are funny... |
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02-19-2006, 07:35 PM
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02-19-2006, 07:36 PM
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02-19-2006, 07:41 PM
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Just be open and honest with her...Shit who am I kidding that never works in a marriage just don't tell her and use it when she's not around
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02-19-2006, 07:55 PM
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break the news while she is in the middle of her sleeping hours
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02-19-2006, 08:22 PM
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can she just take it from the pooper 'till she labors? or I guess you prefer the pussy
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02-19-2006, 08:33 PM
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Viva la vulva!
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