How should I break the news to my wife about...
 

buying a fleshlight? I mean come on... I aint getting no pussy, the bitch is preggo...

WTF

how do i do it? What should I say?

Maybe I could just get her girlfriends to come over? :winkwink: :thumbsup

i agree AlienQ is a fucking idiot.

What her girlfriend with the roast beef flaps?

hahahha!

Ill take some roastbeef atm!!!

Ice's dickcheese is so overgrown they call him "blue" balls.

MetaMan is hung like a.....

http://www.insanemidget.com/gfy/titmouse.gif

she isnt going to care

WON HUNG LOW!

just get a hooker dude

WTF?!? You already fucked up one piece of meat.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

hehehe ill send you a freebie yo if you want one lmk

Ahh, I should have gotten Chris one of those when I was knocked up ... just tell her, she may understand. She's not wanting to give it up either, she may happily pay for the damn thing too! : )

Write a letter about that and hand it to her while you both are having a dinner.

preggo? how many months now?

hahahahah now thats fucking funny... maybe i should also bring the fleshlight to dinner too...

you slant eye gooks are funny...

thanks for the offer... not sure if i wana get one yet or not though...

lol

Just be open and honest with her...Shit who am I kidding that never works in a marriage just don't tell her and use it when she's not around:)

break the news while she is in the middle of her sleeping hours

can she just take it from the pooper 'till she labors? or I guess you prefer the pussy

Yep. She has to sleep sometime.