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Compdoctor · 06-26-2008, 02:10 PM

Bill and Tom drove to a petrol station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to customers who purchase a full tank.

When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.

?How do we enter?? asked Bill.

?Well it?s very simple,? replied the attendant, ?I?m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex.?

?O.K. I guess 7, ? said Bill.

?Sorry, I was thinking of 8,? responded the attendant. ?Come back soon and try again?

The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get petrol.

When they went inside to pay, this time Tom asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.

?Sure,? replied the attendant. ?I?m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex.?

?In that case I guess 2,? said Tom.

?Sorry, I was thinking of 3,? replied the attendant. ?Come back soon and try again.?

As they walked back to the car, Bill said, ?You know what Tom, I?m beginning to think this contest is rigged.?

?No way,? said Tom, ?My wife won twice last week!?

tranza · 06-26-2008, 02:14 PM

That was ok I guess.......

Way3 · 06-26-2008, 02:27 PM

sicone · 06-26-2008, 02:41 PM

MichaelP · 06-26-2008, 02:44 PM

LOL Thanks

Vick! · 06-26-2008, 04:16 PM

I smiled.

VeriSexy · 06-26-2008, 04:28 PM

That was great lol

PervertInPueblaMexico · 06-26-2008, 05:00 PM

Good one.

ProducerCashDave · 06-26-2008, 05:03 PM

not bad.

PlugRush Sascha · 06-26-2008, 05:08 PM

That joke was complete shit. You better do better next time! OR ELSE!

Spunky · 06-26-2008, 05:09 PM

Heh heh,that wasn't bad

eightmotives · 06-26-2008, 05:21 PM

His wife was getting boned! Fuck yah!

lumenus Amanda · 06-26-2008, 06:49 PM

haha! That was awsome, i needed something genuinely funny to laugh about all day. Thanks!

digifan · 06-26-2008, 06:56 PM

I likey ;)

shekinah · 06-26-2008, 06:59 PM

lol.. wife boned twice:D

pornguy · 06-26-2008, 08:01 PM

good one.

woj · 06-26-2008, 09:10 PM

cayme · 06-27-2008, 12:55 AM

i'd like to fuck his wife too

06-26-2008, 02:10 PM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Thursday's joke Bill and Tom drove to a petrol station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to customers who purchase a full tank. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest. ?How do we enter?? asked Bill. ?Well it?s very simple,? replied the attendant, ?I?m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex.? ?O.K. I guess 7, ? said Bill. ?Sorry, I was thinking of 8,? responded the attendant. ?Come back soon and try again? The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get petrol. When they went inside to pay, this time Tom asked the attendant if the contest was still going on. ?Sure,? replied the attendant. ?I?m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex.? ?In that case I guess 2,? said Tom. ?Sorry, I was thinking of 3,? replied the attendant. ?Come back soon and try again.? As they walked back to the car, Bill said, ?You know what Tom, I?m beginning to think this contest is rigged.? ?No way,? said Tom, ?My wife won twice last week!? __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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