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TDF · 10-20-2002, 12:55 AM

U'Jean. I swear I want to pimpslap this chick for naming her child that...damn rap music

CDSmith · 10-20-2002, 12:57 AM

Mergatroyd

[Labret] · 10-20-2002, 12:57 AM

The people who lived in my house previous to me had a daughter named "Mytresha", which I can only assume is ebonics for "My Treasure". Which is how it was pronounced.

CDSmith · 10-20-2002, 12:59 AM

Hmm, now that I recall, there was this east-indian couple who came to Canada, and had their baby at the hospital I worked at. They had a baby girl and named her "C u n t h i a".... apparently this was a traditional name where they were from. I couldn't believe it, that poor girl will have some problems in life.

TDF · 10-20-2002, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
The people who lived in my house previous to me had a daughter named "Mytresha", which I can only assume is ebonics for "My Treasure". Which is how it was pronounced.

Firehorse · 10-20-2002, 01:00 AM

Englebert is a one of the worst first names someone that I have met has!!!

klik · 10-20-2002, 01:17 AM

Buquisha (like buckwheat-cha).... some crack whore.

Then theres the Shaniqua and Laquisha and all them other crazy ones...

eru · 10-20-2002, 02:03 AM

I knew this Chinese girl whose name is Pui See (pronounced "pussy").

I hate inner city names. It makes the person who has it seem trashier than they really are in some cases.

Lacrapa.

sherbert · 10-20-2002, 02:07 AM

vladmir

SykkBoy · 10-20-2002, 02:10 AM

Ugeth and to add indsult to injury his first name is Urbina, of course being a ballplayer, that name makes him colorful...

and then there are Frank Zappa's kids:
Dweezil
Ahmet
Moon Unit
Diva

if your dad is NOT Frank Zappa and you have one of those names, chances are you're fucked beyond all fucking........

dapproid · 10-20-2002, 02:12 AM

Has anyone met somebody called Gunther...

titmowse · 10-20-2002, 02:13 AM

boys named sue have been known to have troubles

Smegma · 10-20-2002, 02:33 AM

Worked with a guy named "Won Suk Yu".

I shit you not.

We called him Juan.

DarkJedi · 10-20-2002, 02:40 AM

when i was in US as an exchange student, we had a guy in school named Ashley

Joe Sixpack · 10-20-2002, 02:44 AM

I don't know what the worst first name is but Joe is the best so the rest of you non-Joe's can now go fuck yourselves!

Thank you for your co-operation.

[Labret] · 10-20-2002, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dapproid
Has anyone met somebody called Gunther...

Man, I love those old school Nordic and Germanic names. I hope if I have kids some day, which I hope never happens, that my wife/girlfriend will let me give the boys names like Thor and Helmoot. God I love that shit.

Mike Semen · 10-20-2002, 07:40 AM

I went to college with a girl who's first name was Crimson.

And i shit you not, her surname was Boner.

I couldn't even look her in the face, let alone talk to her.

Manny The Freak · 10-20-2002, 07:53 AM

Gerardo, Yvan, Barney, Fred, The last two remiond me of the flintstones. The worse name though is Englebert. As far as female names are concerned Wilma and Betty are the worse.

CDSmith · 10-20-2002, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dapproid
Has anyone met somebody called Gunther...

Yeah, this bartender at a place in Winnipeg called "The Palomino Club" is named Gunther, his signature drink the "Gunther special" has like 7 ounces of booze in it. Psycho-bartender. Great guy though. I don't think the name Gunther is all that bad really, there are much worse....

enos
enok
bubba
naming a boy "Marion"
Naming a girl "Montana"
naming anyone "Dakota"
eldon
alabaster
grizelda

and the list goes on.

pimplink · 10-20-2002, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smegma
Worked with a guy named "Won Suk Yu".

I shit you not.

We called him Juan.

In junior high, I had a vietnamese classmate named "Phoc Liu"

We just called Paul

TeraBabes · 10-20-2002, 09:06 AM

If my first name was "toodamn," I would kill myself.

ColKurtz · 10-20-2002, 09:06 AM

The worst,

I think its kinda dumb when guys insist on naming their kid something they perceive to be a tough guy name like "dustin" or "dillon" or something. Wow, wont they be a badass now.

Boring common names are also kind of dumb. Hey, lets name our kid brian. What creativity.

And the worst of all, ebonic names where these ghetto mothers make up as bizarre and goofy name they can think of.

2crazy4u · 10-20-2002, 09:08 AM

Destiny is the worst suck of a name I have ever heard.

Can you imagine it, hi I am Destiny.

hottshot · 10-20-2002, 09:12 AM

I once worked with a woman named Gay . She introduced herself to me by saying hi I'm Gay !

tygergoddess · 10-20-2002, 09:12 AM

Ok, my short list:

Patty Fish... now think about when the teacher called your name in home room.... Fish, Patty!

Bennetta Nanellen.... and don't laugh too hard, she's actually a stunner! She just says her parents hated her, her bro and sis are Jackie & Mitch, lol.

playa · 10-20-2002, 09:15 AM

parents naming their kids car names kill me

lexus
mercedes
porsha
toyota

pimplink · 10-20-2002, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
parents naming their kids car names kill me

lexus
mercedes
porsha
toyota

It could be worse... they could name the kids

edsel
pacer
gremlin
pinto

TDF · 10-20-2002, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeraBabes
If my first name was "toodamn," I would kill myself.

just shoot me

Fletch XXX · 10-20-2002, 09:37 AM

Boys named Shannon.

Rocky · 10-20-2002, 01:36 PM

in High School i played basketball with Mike Hawk and Mike Hunt

i kid you not

playa · 10-20-2002, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rocky
in High School i played basketball with Mike Hawk and Mike Hunt

i kid you not

i don't get it?

eru · 10-20-2002, 01:44 PM

My Cock -- My hahahaha

Amputate Your Head · 10-20-2002, 01:46 PM

SERGE m French
French form of SERGIUS

SERGIUS m Ancient Roman
Roman family name, which possibly meant "servant" in Latin

Amputate Your Head · 10-20-2002, 01:47 PM

Murvyn is pretty bad too....

TDF · 10-20-2002, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Murvyn is pretty bad too....

archer · 10-20-2002, 01:50 PM

boys named Tracy, Leslie.

in Britain not so long ago Vivian and Evelyn were names for boys as well as girls.

Amputate Your Head · 10-20-2002, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli

hehehe.... my last commander's name (from HHB Divarty) was Murvyn Hymel.

Murvyn Hymel for god's sake......

CDSmith · 10-20-2002, 01:53 PM

Or for a girl -- Myrtle.
Fuck, how braindead do you have to be to inflict a name like Myrtle on your kid?

Rocky · 10-20-2002, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa

i don't get it?

just say them about ten times really fast

Mike Hawk Mike Hawk Mike Hawk Mike Hawk Mike Hawk Mike Hawk Mike Hawk Mike Hawk Mike Hawk Mike Hawk

Mike Hunt Mike Hunt Mike Hunt Mike Hunt Mike Hunt Mike Hunt Mike Hunt Mike Hunt Mike Hunt Mike Hunt

pink_in_the_middle · 10-20-2002, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
when i was in US as an exchange student, we had a guy in school named Ashley

whats wrong with that? i think men with "women" names is extremly sexy.

Libertine · 10-20-2002, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Or for a girl -- Myrtle.
Fuck, how braindead do you have to be to inflict a name like Myrtle on your kid?

My gf's name is Myrthe...

10-20-2002, 12:55 AM	#1
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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Hmm, now that I recall, there was this east-indian couple who came to Canada, and had their baby at the hospital I worked at. They had a baby girl and named her "C u n t h i a".... apparently this was a traditional name where they were from. I couldn't believe it, that poor girl will have some problems in life. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634 Last edited by CDSmith; 10-20-2002 at 01:36 AM..

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	The people who lived in my house previous to me had a daughter named "Mytresha", which I can only assume is ebonics for "My Treasure". Which is how it was pronounced.

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klik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: san diego Posts: 5,092	Buquisha (like buckwheat-cha).... some crack whore. Then theres the Shaniqua and Laquisha and all them other crazy ones...

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Manny The Freak Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Everywhere. Posts: 1,506	Gerardo, Yvan, Barney, Fred, The last two remiond me of the flintstones. The worse name though is Englebert. As far as female names are concerned Wilma and Betty are the worse. __________________

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ColKurtz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Cambodia Posts: 596	The worst, I think its kinda dumb when guys insist on naming their kid something they perceive to be a tough guy name like "dustin" or "dillon" or something. Wow, wont they be a badass now. Boring common names are also kind of dumb. Hey, lets name our kid brian. What creativity. And the worst of all, ebonic names where these ghetto mothers make up as bizarre and goofy name they can think of.

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