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06-22-2008, 06:41 PM
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Chafed.
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Sunday Night Joke
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in
her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.' The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, 'I'm not sure. Maybe she choked on it'.
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06-22-2008, 06:43 PM
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awsome! Choked on the Dick!
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06-22-2008, 06:44 PM
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So Fucking Fabulous
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 classic i saw that one coming a mile away but still laughed
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06-22-2008, 07:25 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Heh heh,that wasn't bad
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06-22-2008, 07:32 PM
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hahah not bad at all!
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06-22-2008, 09:17 PM
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Chafed.
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It caught me off guard for some reason, so I had to post it...
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06-22-2008, 09:48 PM
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lol.. she choked
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06-22-2008, 10:28 PM
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lollll nice one
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06-22-2008, 10:59 PM
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06-22-2008, 11:23 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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oops . . .
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06-22-2008, 11:35 PM
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hahahahahaha,...
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06-23-2008, 07:34 PM
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that gave me a chuckle
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