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Old 06-22-2008, 06:41 PM  
gornyhuy
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Sunday Night Joke

A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in
her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private
area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she
touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,
recognizable movement

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out of the coma.'

The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.

The husband said, 'I'm not sure. Maybe she choked on it'.
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