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Old 06-18-2008, 01:26 AM   #1
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I will me masturbating in a cup at 1:30 PM today. (pics)
Dr. is going to count my sperms but I'm only kidding about the pics.
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Old 06-18-2008, 01:34 AM   #2
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Old 06-18-2008, 01:37 AM   #3
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Old 06-18-2008, 01:38 AM   #4
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Damn it you better tell him you want some microscope pictures. Seriously how often do you get to see your guys up close and personal.

Wait why does your doc want your splooge? You been trying to load the oven and are concerned with blanks or poor attendance?
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Old 06-18-2008, 01:43 AM   #5
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Old 06-18-2008, 01:46 AM   #6
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Are you going to bring your own porn with you or even try to upsell the office with it?
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Old 06-18-2008, 01:50 AM   #7
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Damn it you better tell him you want some microscope pictures. Seriously how often do you get to see your guys up close and personal.

Wait why does your doc want your splooge? You been trying to load the oven and are concerned with blanks or poor attendance?
Well we and they already know she needs help making eggs but before they go through with the time and expense of making that part work they want to make sure I have good swimmers.

No sex for 2-3 days. I'm going to fill their cup to the brim.
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Old 06-18-2008, 01:54 AM   #8
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Old 06-18-2008, 01:57 AM   #9
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Are you going to bring your own porn with you or even try to upsell the office with it?
I'm allowed to do it at home in the container they provide and then she will run it in to the dr's office.

I could do it there if I wanted but they probably wouldn't have a nurse there to lick your balls.
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Old 06-18-2008, 02:08 AM   #10
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Well we and they already know she needs help making eggs but before they go through with the time and expense of making that part work they want to make sure I have good swimmers.

No sex for 2-3 days. I'm going to fill their cup to the brim.
Wow could luck on the whole process. Guess your like one step away from in vitro eh?
You all prepped for the possibility of multi egg fertilization?
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so, where are the pics :P
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Old 06-18-2008, 02:37 AM   #12
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:42 AM   #14
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i was hoping maybe you had a change of heart and posted some pics
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The meat in that amberjack in your avatar have worms in it? We got one over the weekend that was loadddded with em..
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