I will me masturbating in a cup at 1:30 PM today. (pics)
 

Dr. is going to count my sperms :Oh crap but I'm only kidding about the pics. :1orglaugh

i was promised pics
 

:(:mad::disgust

no pics, i leave ...

Damn it you better tell him you want some microscope pictures. Seriously how often do you get to see your guys up close and personal.

Wait why does your doc want your splooge? You been trying to load the oven and are concerned with blanks or poor attendance?

do you need some help?

Are you going to bring your own porn with you or even try to upsell the office with it?

Well we and they already know she needs help making eggs but before they go through with the time and expense of making that part work they want to make sure I have good swimmers.

No sex for 2-3 days. I'm going to fill their cup to the brim.

as long as you don't spill any

I'm allowed to do it at home in the container they provide and then she will run it in to the dr's office.

I could do it there if I wanted but they probably wouldn't have a nurse there to lick your balls.

Wow could luck on the whole process. Guess your like one step away from in vitro eh?
You all prepped for the possibility of multi egg fertilization?

so, where are the pics :P

Cant a nurse assist you?

We've been hoodwinked

Hahaha...good luck!

looking forward to that. :)

i was hoping maybe you had a change of heart and posted some pics:(

this thread is useless without pics ....

The meat in that amberjack in your avatar have worms in it? We got one over the weekend that was loadddded with em..