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Azoy? · 06-16-2008, 09:09 AM

OK so the day comes and I get up early for my two fleet enemas that the doctor asked me to do before coming to her office.
I get in there and they have me lie on my bed and then BAM she sticks a finger up my ass to check "and see if this hurts" before proceeding with the rest of the procedure to look inside my colons with a tube and starts pumping me full of gas so she can look inside.
Have to tell you it's kinda weird experience but I am sure she loved it.
What a job, sticking fingers in people's ass and getting paid good money for it.
Call me sick but isn't there a niche in this somewhere where woman control the man by fingering them ?

Klen · 06-16-2008, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Azoy?

OK so the day comes and I get up early for my two fleet enemas that the doctor asked me to do before coming to her office.
I get in there and they have me lie on my bed and then BAM she sticks a finger up my ass to check "and see if this hurts" before proceeding with the rest of the procedure to look inside my colons with a tube and starts pumping me full of gas so she can look inside.
Have to tell you it's kinda weird experience but I am sure she loved it.
What a job, sticking fingers in people's ass and getting paid good money for it.
Call me sick but isn't there a niche in this somewhere where woman control the man by fingering them ?

That is normal procedure for army health inspection and i am sure for anything else what require full body check.That was horrible experience when you get finger in ass.

nosey · 06-16-2008, 09:16 AM

raven1083 · 06-16-2008, 09:17 AM

pretty good idea!

GatorB · 06-16-2008, 09:24 AM

I have always wondered why someone would chose to specialize in proctology. I mean doing as part of other doctor things is one thing, but to do it as a specialty. That's weird.

Isradude · 06-16-2008, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

doing as part of other doctor things is one thing, but to do it as a specialty. That's weird.

lol

tranza · 06-16-2008, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Isradude

lol

hahahahaa

jmk · 06-16-2008, 09:59 AM

Sorry you had to pay ;)

Antonio · 06-16-2008, 10:03 AM

did you get a boner????

Azoy? · 06-16-2008, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

did you get a boner????

no and i can't see how some guys are into that.
very weird feeling having something go up your ass.
i should have turned about and said to her "now it's my turn to do it to you"

she has enough jell in that office for the whole army. she said the jell she uses is made with a local anesthetic so it's more comfortable

emac · 06-16-2008, 10:17 AM

How much??

Azoy? · 06-16-2008, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by emac

How much??

she banged me for 175 dollars.

Mister E · 06-16-2008, 10:54 AM

Public Enema Number One

Kudles · 06-16-2008, 11:45 AM

CaptainHowdy · 06-16-2008, 12:05 PM

I was thinking of doing the same...

Persius · 06-16-2008, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Azoy?

no and i can't see how some guys are into that.
very weird feeling having something go up your ass.
i should have turned about and said to her "now it's my turn to do it to you"

she has enough jell in that office for the whole army. she said the jell she uses is made with a local anesthetic so it's more comfortable

a tounge is 10x better ;)

payd2purv · 06-16-2008, 12:06 PM

I go for "massages" regularly and they assume I want the finger in the ass. It's actually kind of annoying.

M0nk · 06-16-2008, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by payd2purv

I go for "massages" regularly and they assume I want the finger in the ass. It's actually kind of annoying.

Scott McD · 06-16-2008, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by nosey

DefaultMan · 06-16-2008, 12:38 PM

I did the massage thing before and when it came time for my "happy ending" the chick went right for the finger-in-the-butt routine. I figured "when in Rome".........

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 06-16-2008, 01:26 PM

I dont understand, how people get into that kind of stuff, i mean thats not the normal answer for "what do you want to be when you grow up?"

Jens Van Assterdam · 06-16-2008, 01:31 PM

I pay women all the time to put their tongue up my ass! No shit!
Stop beeing a kid crying about a doctor putting fingers up your ass.

Azoy? · 06-16-2008, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

I have always wondered why someone would chose to specialize in proctology. I mean doing as part of other doctor things is one thing, but to do it as a specialty. That's weird.

My doctor was Greek. Does that answer your question

She told me she wanted to see me for a follow up before she goes on vacation in Greece next month so I already have another appointment "just to check that all is well"

payd2purv · 06-16-2008, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

I pay women all the time to put their tongue up my ass! No shit!
Stop beeing a kid crying about a doctor putting fingers up your ass.

ROFLL wwhaaaaatttttttt

Spunky · 06-16-2008, 07:22 PM

First it's a finger and then bic lighters and then it's a fist..there is help out there

MandyBlake · 06-16-2008, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

I have always wondered why someone would chose to specialize in proctology. I mean doing as part of other doctor things is one thing, but to do it as a specialty. That's weird.

$$$$ maybe? i would assume any specialty means more money. maybe i'm wrong tho.

fatfoo · 06-16-2008, 07:37 PM

yeah, thats a niche, allright

st0ned · 06-16-2008, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by nosey

PlugRush Sascha · 06-16-2008, 08:14 PM

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Hahahaha! Fuck that's funny.

potter · 06-16-2008, 09:06 PM

sounds like fun. lol

GAMEFINEST · 06-16-2008, 09:11 PM

dayaaaaam ballin

Finike · 06-17-2008, 12:13 AM

My doctor does that for free

livepimpin · 06-17-2008, 12:51 AM

How sick. Lucky you didnt need enema procedures. That's much more expensive

mattz · 06-17-2008, 01:08 AM

you're a fucking idiot

livepimpin · 06-17-2008, 01:20 AM

I really am not. Was intented strictly as a joke but it doesnt look like you properly got it. If by any chance someone is offended i apologise in advance.

Regards

nico-t · 06-17-2008, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

First it's a finger and then bic lighters and then it's a fist..there is help out there

bic lighters

Zuzana Designs · 06-17-2008, 03:06 AM

What ever floats you boat

Iron Fist · 06-17-2008, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jmk

Sorry you had to pay ;)

Chr0makey · 06-17-2008, 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by nosey

OMFG

viencarl · 06-17-2008, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Azoy?

OK so the day comes and I get up early for my two fleet enemas that the doctor asked me to do before coming to her office.
I get in there and they have me lie on my bed and then BAM she sticks a finger up my ass to check "and see if this hurts" before proceeding with the rest of the procedure to look inside my colons with a tube and starts pumping me full of gas so she can look inside.
Have to tell you it's kinda weird experience but I am sure she loved it.
What a job, sticking fingers in people's ass and getting paid good money for it.
Call me sick but isn't there a niche in this somewhere where woman control the man by fingering them ?

are you sure sure there's no cock tied between her legs ??

Angelina77 · 06-17-2008, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

I pay women all the time to put their tongue up my ass! No shit!
Stop beeing a kid crying about a doctor putting fingers up your ass.

OMG Are you kidding??? How much do you pay?? How do they react? I dont believe you!

Zester · 06-17-2008, 06:04 AM

the girl i've been with these past 3 months once fingered me and squeeze my ball sack at the same time during sex - I have no idea why. it caught me completely off guard and it felt like a lightning through the spine.
it felt weird - I'm not sure if i liked it or not but i asked her not to do that again

Holly · 06-17-2008, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Azoy?

she banged me for 175 dollars.

Sounds like a pretty good deal, to me. I would have charged you at least twice that.

Azoy? · 06-17-2008, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

Sounds like a pretty good deal, to me. I would have charged you at least twice that.

This is going to sound crazy but it was a pretty good deal cause she told me I had nothing to worry about

I wonder if she punishes her husband this way when he does something bad.
OK SWEETY YOU DIDN'T TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE. BEND OVER CAUSE I AM GOING TO BRING IT HOME

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