I paid a woman to stick her finger up my ass
 

OK so the day comes and I get up early for my two fleet enemas that the doctor asked me to do before coming to her office.
I get in there and they have me lie on my bed and then BAM she sticks a finger up my ass to check "and see if this hurts" before proceeding with the rest of the procedure to look inside my colons with a tube and starts pumping me full of gas so she can look inside.
Have to tell you it's kinda weird experience but I am sure she loved it.
What a job, sticking fingers in people's ass and getting paid good money for it.
Call me sick but isn't there a niche in this somewhere where woman control the man by fingering them ? :1orglaugh

That is normal procedure for army health inspection and i am sure for anything else what require full body check.That was horrible experience when you get finger in ass.

pretty good idea!

I have always wondered why someone would chose to specialize in proctology. I mean doing as part of other doctor things is one thing, but to do it as a specialty. That's weird.

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Sorry you had to pay ;)

did you get a boner????

no and i can't see how some guys are into that.
very weird feeling having something go up your ass.
i should have turned about and said to her "now it's my turn to do it to you" :1orglaugh
she has enough jell in that office for the whole army. she said the jell she uses is made with a local anesthetic so it's more comfortable :disgust

How much?? :1orglaugh

she banged me for 175 dollars.

Public Enema Number One

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I was thinking of doing the same...

a tounge is 10x better ;) :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I go for "massages" regularly and they assume I want the finger in the ass. It's actually kind of annoying.

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I did the massage thing before and when it came time for my "happy ending" the chick went right for the finger-in-the-butt routine. I figured "when in Rome".........

I dont understand, how people get into that kind of stuff, i mean thats not the normal answer for "what do you want to be when you grow up?"

I pay women all the time to put their tongue up my ass! No shit!
Stop beeing a kid crying about a doctor putting fingers up your ass.

My doctor was Greek. Does that answer your question :winkwink:
She told me she wanted to see me for a follow up before she goes on vacation in Greece next month so I already have another appointment "just to check that all is well" :disgust

ROFLL wwhaaaaatttttttt :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

First it's a finger and then bic lighters and then it's a fist..there is help out there

$$$$ maybe? i would assume any specialty means more money. maybe i'm wrong tho.

yeah, thats a niche, allright

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Hahahaha! Fuck that's funny.

sounds like fun. lol

dayaaaaam ballin

My doctor does that for free

How sick. Lucky you didnt need enema procedures. That's much more expensive :)

you're a fucking idiot

I really am not. Was intented strictly as a joke but it doesnt look like you properly got it. If by any chance someone is offended i apologise in advance.

Regards

bic lighters :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

What ever floats you boat :)

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OMFG :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

are you sure sure there's no cock tied between her legs ?? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OMG Are you kidding??? How much do you pay?? How do they react? I dont believe you!

the girl i've been with these past 3 months once fingered me and squeeze my ball sack at the same time during sex - I have no idea why. it caught me completely off guard and it felt like a lightning through the spine.
it felt weird - I'm not sure if i liked it or not but i asked her not to do that again

Sounds like a pretty good deal, to me. I would have charged you at least twice that.

This is going to sound crazy but it was a pretty good deal cause she told me I had nothing to worry about :thumbsup
I wonder if she punishes her husband this way when he does something bad.
OK SWEETY YOU DIDN'T TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE. BEND OVER CAUSE I AM GOING TO BRING IT HOME :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh