Great Barack O'bama Joke - GoFuckYourself.com

xxxjay · 06-17-2008, 02:49 AM

So, Barack Obama is campaigning for President. A reporter asked him:

?So what will you do to fix the economy??

Barack responds, ?Given the current state of the economy, even if I were in office for 8 years it would be impossible to fix?.?

?So you don?t have to plan at all?? The reporter asks.

?Don?t worry, I?ll n*gger rig something!? He answers.

HAHAHAHA!!!

(just kidding, lighten up haters)

:-)

SexualDragon · 06-17-2008, 03:03 AM

Zuzana Designs · 06-17-2008, 03:05 AM

blahhh

funny

The Duck · 06-17-2008, 03:38 AM

funky joke

officegirl2006 · 06-17-2008, 03:39 AM

hee hee hee

escorpio · 06-17-2008, 06:45 AM

hate crime!

tranza · 06-17-2008, 06:45 AM

Haha...funny

geedub · 06-17-2008, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

hate crime!

grow up. that word wouldn't even be "bad" if we weren't all text book brainwashed from public schools.

woj · 06-17-2008, 08:18 AM

sleazybunny · 06-17-2008, 08:36 AM

where's the joke?

pornguy · 06-17-2008, 08:46 AM

actually kind of funny, in a sad way.

sniperwolf · 06-17-2008, 09:11 AM

heh, okay!

escorpio · 06-17-2008, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geedub

grow up. that word wouldn't even be "bad" if we weren't all text book brainwashed from public schools.

omg are you a racist?

xxxjay · 06-17-2008, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

omg are you a racist?

No, it's just a joke dood.

punker barbie · 06-17-2008, 01:11 PM

Nerd Alert!

Kudles · 06-17-2008, 01:52 PM

swoop · 06-17-2008, 01:53 PM

funny joke............about a month ago when it was posted on here

escorpio · 06-17-2008, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

No, it's just a joke dood.

The N-word is no joke. It hurts black people's feelings.

Big Red Machine · 06-17-2008, 03:00 PM

guys look at escorpio's avatar...lol

Poindexterity · 06-17-2008, 04:37 PM

i have yet to hear a barrack obama joke that was funny.
they're all just racist and pseudo-funny in that,
"Ooooooh isnt that kinda racist?" sorta way.

im the kind of person that thinks ANY topic can be made fun of
and had jokes told about it.

just seems like no ones actually taking the time to come up with good ones.

Pics Traffic · 06-17-2008, 04:44 PM

you're so fucked now Jay. Somon Sinister won't do any biz with you any londer.

american pervert · 06-17-2008, 06:45 PM

heard that before, lol

DBS.US · 06-17-2008, 07:02 PM

Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.”

Richard Nixon said “I am not a crook!”
Barack Obama says “I am not on crack!”

Harry Truman said, “The buck stops here!”
Barack Obama says, “Leave the bucks here!”

Q. What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A. Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.

Anagrams
President Barack Obama = Arab base, pink Democrat
President Barack Hussein Obama = A Democrat speaks inane rubbish

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.

Q. Why doesn’t Barack drink Pepsi?
A. He thinks that things go better with coke.

Q. Why wouldn’t Barack salute the American flag?
A. It was ours.

Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.

Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama.

DBS.US · 06-17-2008, 07:04 PM

Q. What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A. Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.

Q. Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton?
A. She the one with the cojones.

Q Why is Oprah supporting Obama?
A She has a history of supporting frauds.

Q. What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to victimize the poor?
A. The check.

Q. Why does Barack want higher taxes?
A. Cause he won’t be the one paying them.

Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.

Giving money and power to Barack Obama is like giving liquor and car keys to a teenage boy. (Tip o’ the hat to P. J. O’Rourke)

Q: Why are there so few real Barack Obama jokes?
A: Most of them are true stories.

Q. What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama?
A. Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.

Q. Candidate Obama has been telling us, “Yes We Can.” What will President Obama tell us?
A. “Yes You Will.”

Q. Why does Barack Obama support our servicemen?
A. He doesn’t.

Q. Why did Barack Obama decide to be a lawyer?
A. He didn’t want to have to work for a living.

Q: What is a lawyer gone bad called?
A: Senator Obama.

Q. What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A. Deductible.

Q. Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat?
A. The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.

Q. Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A. It stands between him and the First.

Q. Why won’t Barack Obama’s presidential jet be flight worthy?
A. It will only have a left wing.

Marie Antoinette said, “Let them eat cake.”
Barack Obama says, “Let them eat arugala.”

Robin Hood took from the rich and gave to the poor.
Barack Obama takes from the middle class and sticks it to the poor.

fallenmuffin · 06-17-2008, 07:09 PM

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potter · 06-17-2008, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Red Machine

guys look at escorpio's avatar...lol

lol omfg

Azoy? · 06-17-2008, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US

Q. What?s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A. Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.

Q. Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton?
A. She the one with the cojones.

Q Why is Oprah supporting Obama?
A She has a history of supporting frauds.

Q. What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to victimize the poor?
A. The check.

Q. Why does Barack want higher taxes?
A. Cause he won?t be the one paying them.

Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.

Giving money and power to Barack Obama is like giving liquor and car keys to a teenage boy. (Tip o? the hat to P. J. O?Rourke)

Q: Why are there so few real Barack Obama jokes?
A: Most of them are true stories.

Q. What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama?
A. Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.

Q. Candidate Obama has been telling us, ?Yes We Can.? What will President Obama tell us?
A. ?Yes You Will.?

Q. Why does Barack Obama support our servicemen?
A. He doesn?t.

Q. Why did Barack Obama decide to be a lawyer?
A. He didn?t want to have to work for a living.

Q: What is a lawyer gone bad called?
A: Senator Obama.

Q. What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A. Deductible.

Q. Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat?
A. The Communist Party doesn?t have enough voters.

Q. Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A. It stands between him and the First.

Q. Why won?t Barack Obama?s presidential jet be flight worthy?
A. It will only have a left wing.

Marie Antoinette said, ?Let them eat cake.?
Barack Obama says, ?Let them eat arugala.?

Robin Hood took from the rich and gave to the poor.
Barack Obama takes from the middle class and sticks it to the poor.

Poindexterity · 06-17-2008, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.

see, THERE ya go!

that one was funny.

the rest were butt mud,
but that one was a fucking gem.

Jakez · 06-17-2008, 08:55 PM

Fuck hahahahahaha rigging, I remember when I got my first turbo car and I didn't know anything about engines I let my friend mess with it a little.. long story but I ended up at the dealership trying to get them to fix a bunch of boost leaks and they denied me because I had vacuum lines with mulch plugging them.

st0ned · 06-17-2008, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sleazybunny

where's the joke?

I was wondering the same thing.

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DBS.US Geo Cities Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: North Captiva Island, Florida USA Posts: 11,835	Q. What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A. Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears. Q. Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton? A. She the one with the cojones. Q Why is Oprah supporting Obama? A She has a history of supporting frauds. Q. What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to victimize the poor? A. The check. Q. Why does Barack want higher taxes? A. Cause he won’t be the one paying them. Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes? A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes. Giving money and power to Barack Obama is like giving liquor and car keys to a teenage boy. (Tip o’ the hat to P. J. O’Rourke) Q: Why are there so few real Barack Obama jokes? A: Most of them are true stories. Q. What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama? A. Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies. Q. Candidate Obama has been telling us, “Yes We Can.” What will President Obama tell us? A. “Yes You Will.” Q. Why does Barack Obama support our servicemen? A. He doesn’t. Q. Why did Barack Obama decide to be a lawyer? A. He didn’t want to have to work for a living. Q: What is a lawyer gone bad called? A: Senator Obama. Q. What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A. Deductible. Q. Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat? A. The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters. Q. Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment? A. It stands between him and the First. Q. Why won’t Barack Obama’s presidential jet be flight worthy? A. It will only have a left wing. Marie Antoinette said, “Let them eat cake.” Barack Obama says, “Let them eat arugala.” Robin Hood took from the rich and gave to the poor. Barack Obama takes from the middle class and sticks it to the poor. __________________ Make a Free Chaturbate White Label site in 34 minutes and be making money tonight

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