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Compdoctor · 06-12-2008, 10:19 AM

There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, "I need a good guard dog."

And the clerk replied, "Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate."

The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair."

The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, "Karate that table." The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.

So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said "Karate my ass!"

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 06-12-2008, 10:48 AM

cute.....

Violetta · 06-12-2008, 12:38 PM

haha... ? lol

SexualDragon · 06-12-2008, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ

cute.....

so are you

Spunky · 06-12-2008, 07:17 PM

Um..that wasn't so good man

woj · 06-12-2008, 08:02 PM

you are slacking dude....

2012 · 06-12-2008, 08:09 PM

l o l

VeriSexy · 06-12-2008, 11:36 PM

It gave me one chuckle ;)

potter · 06-13-2008, 03:39 AM

heh kinda

YDG · 06-13-2008, 03:50 AM

still funny on Friday

Ashley023 · 06-13-2008, 03:56 AM

that's cute

Colin Drury · 06-13-2008, 04:01 AM

funny ;)

lhizy_05 · 06-13-2008, 04:52 AM

06-12-2008, 10:19 AM	#1
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