Don't Mess With Zohan (review) - GoFuckYourself.com

skrog · 06-08-2008, 07:45 PM

It fucking sucks.

I didn't laugh once. I want my two hours back. It was one commerical after, another. Don't waste your time watching this pile of shit.

Spunky · 06-08-2008, 07:54 PM

I'll wait for the rental...That's for you

Some Guy · 06-08-2008, 08:13 PM

Adam Sandler hasn't made a funny movie in over ten years. You expected this to be good? In fact, his last good movie was Happy Gilmore.

skrog · 06-08-2008, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I'll wait for the rental...That's for you

Don't even bother renting this movie.

TimBlaze · 06-08-2008, 08:25 PM

i usually like sandler movies i saw Chuck and Larry that was funny but yeah I heard Zohan blows

pamon · 06-09-2008, 01:31 AM

weak movie... sandler's best movies are behind him. just making studio pics now... getting paid way too much for these... although a 40mm box office opening weekend is nice... i'll pass on this one...

The Judge · 06-09-2008, 04:19 AM

He and his producers sure do laugh hard, at all the idiots that PAY to see his excrement.

Iron Fist · 06-09-2008, 04:29 AM

Glad to see i'm not the only one who thinks Sandler is old and busted.

Ashley023 · 06-09-2008, 04:57 AM

My favourite AS movie was Click and maybe Chuck and Larry.

BlueDesignStudios · 06-09-2008, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Some Guy

Adam Sandler hasn't made a funny movie in over ten years. You expected this to be good? In fact, his last good movie was Happy Gilmore.

agreed

The Judge · 06-09-2008, 04:59 AM

old and busted but a millionaire dating young model type chicks

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Originally Posted by sharphead

Glad to see i'm not the only one who thinks Sandler is old and busted.

DaLord · 06-09-2008, 05:04 AM

That's the movie where he's apparently trying to take a piss on Mel Gibson?

Mike

testpie · 06-09-2008, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashley023

My favourite AS movie was Click and maybe Chuck and Larry.

I remember Click... Here's how to sum it all up in a few words:
"Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy.... DEATH, FATHER DEAD, SANDLER DEAD, depressed".

Seriously, when was the point in that movie that it turned from being a comedy to one of the darkest I've seen?

tranza · 06-09-2008, 08:35 AM

I have to agree with you guys!

CaptainHowdy · 06-09-2008, 09:46 AM

I expected that... I predict "The Love Guru" will suck as well.

Adam_OC3 · 06-09-2008, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skrog

It fucking sucks.

I didn't laugh once. I want my two hours back. It was one commerical after, another. Don't waste your time watching this pile of shit.

Wish I read this yesterday before I saw the movie...I have to agree overall it sucked a couple of laughs but that's it. A big waste of time and money

Andy Servers4Less · 06-09-2008, 10:36 AM

Sandler sucks now. He should stick to kids movies, where the $$ is

Kudles · 06-09-2008, 03:42 PM

Thats what everyone keeps saying...damn!

abyss_al · 06-09-2008, 03:43 PM

i thought it was great

Horny Alf · 06-09-2008, 07:14 PM

I thought it was hilarious..

farkedup · 06-09-2008, 07:39 PM

I'd rather go see Kung-Fu panda

tehHinjew · 06-09-2008, 08:17 PM

you had to be jewish or arab to understand it

i liked the movie

jscott · 06-09-2008, 08:22 PM

Thank G*d I read this thread, I was actually going to see it tonight cuz it's the latest movie showing at my local theatre, thanks thanks!

06-08-2008, 07:45 PM	#1
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