Don't Mess With Zohan (review)

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  • skrog
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 7230
    #1

    Don't Mess With Zohan (review)

    It fucking sucks.

    I didn't laugh once. I want my two hours back. It was one commerical after, another. Don't waste your time watching this pile of shit.
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978
      #2
      I'll wait for the rental...That's for you

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        • Some Guy
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          • Dec 2001
          • 1750
          #3
          Adam Sandler hasn't made a funny movie in over ten years. You expected this to be good? In fact, his last good movie was Happy Gilmore.

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            • skrog
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              • Feb 2003
              • 7230
              #4
              Originally posted by Spunky
              I'll wait for the rental...That's for you
              Don't even bother renting this movie.
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                • TimBlaze
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 1625
                  #5
                  i usually like sandler movies i saw Chuck and Larry that was funny but yeah I heard Zohan blows
                  Roll that shit, light that shit,

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                    • pamon
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 3113
                      #6
                      weak movie... sandler's best movies are behind him. just making studio pics now... getting paid way too much for these... although a 40mm box office opening weekend is nice... i'll pass on this one...
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                        • The Judge
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 1647
                          #7
                          He and his producers sure do laugh hard, at all the idiots that PAY to see his excrement.

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                            • Iron Fist
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 23400
                              #8
                              Glad to see i'm not the only one who thinks Sandler is old and busted.
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                                • Ashley023
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                                  • Apr 2008
                                  • 215
                                  #9
                                  My favourite AS movie was Click and maybe Chuck and Larry.
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                                    • BlueDesignStudios
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                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 9492
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Some Guy
                                      Adam Sandler hasn't made a funny movie in over ten years. You expected this to be good? In fact, his last good movie was Happy Gilmore.
                                      agreed

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                                        • The Judge
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2006
                                          • 1647
                                          #11
                                          old and busted but a millionaire dating young model type chicks

                                          Originally posted by sharphead
                                          Glad to see i'm not the only one who thinks Sandler is old and busted.

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                                            • DaLord
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 3318
                                              #12
                                              That's the movie where he's apparently trying to take a piss on Mel Gibson?


                                              Mike

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                                                • testpie
                                                  Mostly retired
                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                  • 3231
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Ashley023
                                                  My favourite AS movie was Click and maybe Chuck and Larry.
                                                  I remember Click... Here's how to sum it all up in a few words:
                                                  "Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy.... DEATH, FATHER DEAD, SANDLER DEAD, depressed".

                                                  Seriously, when was the point in that movie that it turned from being a comedy to one of the darkest I've seen?

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                                                    • tranza
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                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 57559
                                                      #14
                                                      I have to agree with you guys!
                                                      I'm just a newbie.

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                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 94196
                                                          #15
                                                          I expected that... I predict "The Love Guru" will suck as well.

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                                                            • Adam_OC3
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2008
                                                              • 320
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by skrog
                                                              It fucking sucks.

                                                              I didn't laugh once. I want my two hours back. It was one commerical after, another. Don't waste your time watching this pile of shit.
                                                              Wish I read this yesterday before I saw the movie...I have to agree overall it sucked a couple of laughs but that's it. A big waste of time and money
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                                                                • Andy Servers4Less
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                                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                                  • 922
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Sandler sucks now. He should stick to kids movies, where the $$ is
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                                                                    • Kudles
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                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                      • 5477
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Thats what everyone keeps saying...damn!
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                                                                        • abyss_al
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                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 15605
                                                                          #19
                                                                          i thought it was great
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                                                                            • Horny Alf
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                                                                              • Sep 2007
                                                                              • 863
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I thought it was hilarious..

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                                                                                • farkedup
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                                                                                  • Nov 2007
                                                                                  • 2490
                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                    • tehHinjew
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                                                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                                                      • 5755
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      you had to be jewish or arab to understand it

                                                                                      i liked the movie

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                                                                                        • jscott
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                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                          • 25688
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Thank G*d I read this thread, I was actually going to see it tonight cuz it's the latest movie showing at my local theatre, thanks thanks!
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