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Old 06-06-2008, 01:45 PM   #1
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Ever put it in the wrong hole on purpose and then go "Oops! That was an accident"

And then keep plowing away anyway?
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:14 PM   #2
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it called a southern trespass
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:15 PM   #3
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I call it assrape witha pretty fucking good alibi
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:16 PM   #4
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Yeah, my mom really hates that shit
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:18 PM   #5
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Who hasn't?
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Old 06-06-2008, 04:44 PM   #6
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im sure many people have
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Old 06-06-2008, 04:47 PM   #7
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sliped my finger in by mistake when wiping my bum a few times..it was horrendous
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:33 PM   #8
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And then keep plowing away anyway?


But, of course, a gentleman will always apologize after he's finished.
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:35 PM   #9
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:44 PM   #10
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nope, dont want to hurt anyone
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:25 PM   #11
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It's easy to see who has really did anal
and who hasn't
in this thread ;)

The whole idea of accidentally slipping it in and plowing away is HILARIOUS..
She'd donkey kick the SHIT out of you.. and you'd get no ass, no pussy or anything for a LONG LonG LOng LONG LONGGGGGGGG while.
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:42 PM   #12
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It's easy to see who has really did anal
and who hasn't
in this thread ;)

The whole idea of accidentally slipping it in and plowing away is HILARIOUS..
She'd donkey kick the SHIT out of you.. and you'd get no ass, no pussy or anything for a LONG LonG LOng LONG LONGGGGGGGG while.
God's honest truth.
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:46 PM   #13
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Buddy of mine did this accidentally to his girl in the water at the beach. Let's just say she wasn't very happy.
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Old 06-06-2008, 10:06 PM   #14
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its as good way to test a girl to see if shes game...
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Old 06-06-2008, 10:20 PM   #15
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Fuck no it's not.
Unless your bitch is taking black dick behind your back, it's not a good way to test anything....

If you've never been in there.. and you guys have been monogamous.. it's going to take about 2-3 mins of "okay go slower.. slower" "okay suck in just the head and relax"


silly nerd.
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:05 PM   #16
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sliped my finger in by mistake when wiping my bum a few times..it was horrendous
Try using toilet paper next time you wipe your ass and maybe that won't happen
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:06 PM   #17
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yeah, and it really a shame!
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Old 06-07-2008, 04:41 AM   #18
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If you've never been in there.. and you guys have been monogamous.. it's going to take about 2-3 mins of "okay go slower.. slower" "okay suck in just the head and relax"


silly nerd.

Are you describing the first time you took a cock? What is this?
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Old 06-07-2008, 04:48 AM   #19
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Ever put it in the wrong hole on purpose and then go "Oops! That was an accident" And then keep plowing away anyway?

Do you mean, same girl wrong hole? Or, do you mean "wrong hole = strange snatch (hot babe)???

Sometimes when my girlfriend catches me hammering away on another hot babe, I say, "Oops! That was an accident" and then keep plowing away anyway. My girlfriend actually believes me when I say that . . and so I can continue screwing all the hot chicks I want and not get into any trouble at all! Oops! That was an accident.

Next!
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Old 06-07-2008, 04:58 AM   #20
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Old 06-07-2008, 07:20 AM   #21
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Fuck no it's not.
Unless your bitch is taking black dick behind your back, it's not a good way to test anything....

If you've never been in there.. and you guys have been monogamous.. it's going to take about 2-3 mins of "okay go slower.. slower" "okay suck in just the head and relax"


silly nerd.
I don't have much idea, but this sound about right.
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Old 06-07-2008, 07:58 AM   #22
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She'd donkey kick the SHIT out of you.. and you'd get no ass, no pussy or anything for a LONG LonG LOng LONG LONGGGGGGGG while.


Finally, someone with a dose of reality..
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Old 06-07-2008, 08:02 AM   #23
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so many virgins in this thread lol
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Old 06-07-2008, 08:29 AM   #24
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I guarantee nobody is going to go on thrusting away at a sensitive hole that isn't self-lubricating. Stupid kids have been watching too many porn movies on Mom's computer.
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