Ever put it in the wrong hole on purpose and then go "Oops! That was an accident"
 

And then keep plowing away anyway?

it called a southern trespass

I call it assrape witha pretty fucking good alibi :thumbsup

Yeah, my mom really hates that shit

Who hasn't?

im sure many people have

sliped my finger in by mistake when wiping my bum a few times..it was horrendous

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

But, of course, a gentleman will always apologize after he's finished.

Bury their face deeper in the pillow to muffle their screams

nope, dont want to hurt anyone

It's easy to see who has really did anal
and who hasn't
in this thread ;)

The whole idea of accidentally slipping it in and plowing away is HILARIOUS..
She'd donkey kick the SHIT out of you.. and you'd get no ass, no pussy or anything for a LONG LonG LOng LONG LONGGGGGGGG while.

God's honest truth.

Buddy of mine did this accidentally to his girl in the water at the beach. Let's just say she wasn't very happy.

its as good way to test a girl to see if shes game...

Fuck no it's not.
Unless your bitch is taking black dick behind your back, it's not a good way to test anything....

If you've never been in there.. and you guys have been monogamous.. it's going to take about 2-3 mins of "okay go slower.. slower" "okay suck in just the head and relax"


silly nerd.

Try using toilet paper next time you wipe your ass and maybe that won't happen :1orglaugh

yeah, and it really a shame!

Are you describing the first time you took a cock? What is this?

Do you mean, same girl wrong hole? Or, do you mean "wrong hole = strange snatch (hot babe)???

Sometimes when my girlfriend catches me hammering away on another hot babe, I say, "Oops! That was an accident" and then keep plowing away anyway. My girlfriend actually believes me when I say that . . and so I can continue screwing all the hot chicks I want and not get into any trouble at all! Oops! That was an accident.

Next!

Do unto others as they do unto you.... :thumbsup

I don't have much idea, but this sound about right.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Finally, someone with a dose of reality..

so many virgins in this thread lol

I guarantee nobody is going to go on thrusting away at a sensitive hole that isn't self-lubricating. Stupid kids have been watching too many porn movies on Mom's computer.