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Old 06-05-2008, 11:37 AM   #1
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Thursday's Joke

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed...

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
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Old 06-05-2008, 11:39 AM   #2
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classic!
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Old 06-05-2008, 11:39 AM   #3
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lol i love your jokes
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:36 PM   #4
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LMAO! great strategy!

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Old 06-05-2008, 12:37 PM   #5
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Smart move, must have been a bleached blonde
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:39 PM   #6
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Nice !!!
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:42 PM   #7
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Lololololololol!!!

Nice one!!!!!!!
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:49 PM   #8
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Old 06-05-2008, 01:09 PM   #9
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very funny!
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Old 06-05-2008, 01:50 PM   #10
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haha this is a great one
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Old 06-05-2008, 02:04 PM   #11
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Hrm. That did not work when I tried it.
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Old 06-05-2008, 02:14 PM   #12
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hahha. nice one.
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Old 06-05-2008, 03:46 PM   #13
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classic joke. lovin it
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Old 06-05-2008, 05:13 PM   #14
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Heh heh,that wasn't bad
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Old 06-05-2008, 05:24 PM   #15
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lol.. what a smart blonde!
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Old 06-05-2008, 05:37 PM   #16
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Old 06-05-2008, 05:56 PM   #17
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Keep the jokes coming bitch nuts!
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Old 06-05-2008, 06:01 PM   #18
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haha nice one
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Old 06-05-2008, 09:07 PM   #19
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Thats a good one.
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Old 06-05-2008, 09:12 PM   #20
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Ahhh that was very nice........very nice indeed
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Old 06-05-2008, 10:09 PM   #21
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Lol... that was great
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