Thursday's Joke
 

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed...

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh classic!

lol i love your jokes :)

LMAO! great strategy! :thumbsup

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Smart move, must have been a bleached blonde

Nice !!! :1orglaugh

Lololololololol!!!

Nice one!!!!!!!

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very funny!

haha this is a great one

Hrm. That did not work when I tried it.

hahha. nice one.

classic joke. lovin it :)

Heh heh,that wasn't bad

lol.. what a smart blonde!:pimp:thumbsup:thumbsup

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Keep the jokes coming bitch nuts!

haha nice one

Thats a good one.

Ahhh that was very nice........very nice indeed :)

Lol... that was great