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06-04-2008, 06:20 PM
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How to sell your car for the best price on craigslist...
ok my friend just sent this to me over ICQ....
long, but so worth the read!!! hahahah [17:51] ErectusX: I've got a crazy story from yesterday too... [17:51] miss jody: wha? [17:51] ErectusX: about my old car... [17:51] miss jody: wha [17:51] ErectusX: but it is kinda long [17:51] ErectusX: and too crazy [17:51] ErectusX: ok... [17:52] ErectusX: so I come home and this dude calls me, that he would like to buy my car and that he really really wants it... [17:52] ErectusX: ...and that he will call me in an hour, because he needs someone to drive him to my house [17:52] ErectusX: So I waited [17:53] ErectusX: He calls in an hour and says he friend can't make it, so I offered I could drive by, because it was not too far from CS offices [17:53] ErectusX: this is like 9PM [17:53] ErectusX: so I come there, call him, he walks out...and is this totally gay Vietnamese dude [17:53] ErectusX: and asks me if it is OK to drive the car and listen to what it does for a 'longer' time [17:54] ErectusX: so I say I have time...thinking he will drive it around the block for a while and maybe take it on the highway for a bit [17:54] ErectusX: so we drive on the 101 and he says he has a friend mechanic that lives on the Pomona 60 freeway [17:55] ErectusX: if it is OK to go there [17:55] ErectusX: we're already on the highway, I'm in the shotgun, so I say...yeah...fuck it, let's go [17:55] ErectusX: after like 20 mins...I ask him where this dude lives...and he says Ontario...so I get a little pissed that he hadn't told me that [17:55] ErectusX: that is like kinda far from LA [17:55] ErectusX: it is about 10PM now [17:56] ErectusX: he has his 'friend's' address and phone number [17:56] ErectusX: but has no clue where we're going [17:56] ErectusX: I get a little suspicious [17:56] ErectusX: after driving around and trying to reach his 'friend' we find the address [17:57] ErectusX: this mexican pothead jumps in the back of my car [17:57] ErectusX: they don't know each others names [17:57] ErectusX: I get very suspicious [17:58] ErectusX: the mexican dude tells me to drive somewhere....naive Vojtchkies assumes we're going to the shop (even though it is like 10:30PM) [17:58] ErectusX: so we drive for about 10 mins and stop in front of this warehouse [18:01] ErectusX: I am now totally scared...kinda like thinking I will die pretty soon [18:01] ErectusX: wondering if the Mexican has a knife or a gun [18:01] ErectusX: and if I'll get butt raped before I die or after or both [18:01] ErectusX: so we stop in front of this big gate [18:01] ErectusX: the Mexican dude gets out [18:02] ErectusX: I ask this Vietnamese fuck what the hell is going on [18:02] ErectusX: and he tells me his 'friend' just has to get something for him...and that he will check the car when he comes back [18:02] ErectusX: So I'm like what the fuck [18:02] ErectusX: tell me the truth [18:02] ErectusX: what are you buying [18:03] ErectusX: so he tells me he is getting a brick of coke [18:03] ErectusX: me --> speechless [18:03] ErectusX: what do I do now? [18:03] ErectusX: kick him out of the car? [18:03] ErectusX: do I get in a fight? [18:03] ErectusX: where am I anyway? [18:04] ErectusX: anyway...so the Mexican comes back with the 'something' and the Vietnamese dude gives him a bunch of cash [18:04] ErectusX: I'm kinda like sweating at this point [18:04] ErectusX: the Mexican dude (gay for pay I assume) tells the VietKong fucker that he'd love to come back to his house [18:04] ErectusX: Vietnamese agrees [18:05] ErectusX: Mex wants to go back to his house to pick up some stuff [18:05] ErectusX: I take them there [18:05] ErectusX: we're driving...I'm thinking how the fuck did I end up in this situation? [18:05] ErectusX: A gay Vietamese idiot [18:05] ErectusX: a Mexican gangster [18:05] ErectusX: and Vojtchkies [18:05] ErectusX: I'm lost so the Mex has to tell me directions [18:05] ErectusX: he [18:06] ErectusX: s stoned [18:06] ErectusX: so his reactions are kinda slow [18:06] ErectusX: I'm approaching an intersection and at the last minute he tells me to make a right [18:06] ErectusX: I cut in front of a van and make the turn [18:06] ErectusX: a cop car pulls behind me and starts following us [18:07] ErectusX: the guys inside start freaking out that there are cops following us [18:07] ErectusX: I start thinking that whatever we tell them will get us busted [18:07] ErectusX: I stop the car [18:07] ErectusX: cop slowly approaches my window [18:07] ErectusX: flashes his flashlight in my eyes and asks me for ID [18:08] ErectusX: I look in my wallet and...oops...left it in my other pants [18:08] ErectusX: I have my CZ driver [18:08] ErectusX: s license [18:08] ErectusX: he tells me that is no good and asks for everyone's IDs [18:08] ErectusX: I find my greencard [18:08] ErectusX: the cops go back to their car to screen us [18:08] ErectusX: the mex dude has no ID [18:09] ErectusX: tells the cops he way in his jammies when we picked him up [18:09] ErectusX: other cop asks me where we're from [18:09] ErectusX: I tell him we're from HOllywood [18:09] ErectusX: he asks where we're going [18:09] ErectusX: I tell him we're driving back to LA [18:09] ErectusX: he asks what we're doing in Ontario [18:09] ErectusX: I tell him we came to pick up a friend...pointing at the mex dude [18:10] ErectusX: he leaves too [18:10] ErectusX: after 10 mins they come back and tell us that... [18:10] ErectusX: we can go [18:10] ErectusX: we stop at the dude's house and he gets his stuff [18:10] ErectusX: he says we can take the 10 instead of the 60 [18:11] ErectusX: I follow his directions [18:11] ErectusX: right before the 10 he wants to stop at his friends house by the exit [18:11] ErectusX: ...more coke dealing going on there [18:11] miss jody: omg this is a fucking novel [18:11] ErectusX: Vietnamese dude starts complaining he is getting ripped off [18:11] miss jody: ur lucky i love u [18:11] ErectusX: I tell him he's an asshole [18:11] ErectusX: we drive back [18:11] ErectusX: takes almost an hour [18:11] ErectusX: drop them off [18:12] ErectusX: then it takes another 20 mins for the viet fuck to write me a check for a deposit on the car [18:12] ErectusX: I drive home....drink a beer and fall asleep [18:12] ErectusX: crazy huh? [18:12] ErectusX: ok gotta go...another person coming to look at the car today :-) [18:12] ErectusX: MWHAZAZZZZ! |
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06-04-2008, 06:27 PM
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ok thats just strait insanity right there!
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06-04-2008, 06:35 PM
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What an idiot!
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06-04-2008, 06:37 PM
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Thats fucking crazy!!!
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06-04-2008, 06:41 PM
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he's not an idiot - he is czech, they are just to trusting and friendly  and one of my best friends ever!! hows sadie? give her kisses for me |
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06-04-2008, 06:41 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Only in LA..crazy shit
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06-04-2008, 06:49 PM
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06-04-2008, 06:50 PM
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well this one sure is!! |
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06-04-2008, 06:56 PM
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Sorry girl, no excuse on this one, he easily could of ended up in buba's bed. tell him to burn his car and collect the insurance lol, safer that way. Sadie is fine, she was swimming today, she is also taking the new diet seriously. Nice seeing you the other day, I had fun. |
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06-04-2008, 07:01 PM
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instead of posting that long list - basically the moral of the story is your friend is a moron.
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06-05-2008, 11:36 AM
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Yup...I'm a moron...But what a crazy story...
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06-05-2008, 11:46 AM
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PS: found a meth pipe in the back seat in the morning...
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06-05-2008, 11:59 AM
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That sounds almost too fucked up to be true...
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06-05-2008, 12:08 PM
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Why didn't he go to the police after that??
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06-05-2008, 12:23 PM
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at least ur bum wasn't violated by the gay for pay dude  |
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06-05-2008, 12:36 PM
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Reach for those stars!
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Quite an adventure!
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06-05-2008, 12:41 PM
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crazy ...
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06-05-2008, 01:00 PM
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After seeing the sites on your friends signature I start to wonder
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06-05-2008, 01:41 PM
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totally crazy story!
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06-05-2008, 02:19 PM
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you've got crazy story there.
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06-05-2008, 02:33 PM
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Good times.....
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06-05-2008, 02:41 PM
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He TOOK A CHECK? WTF???????????????????? Im sure thats gonna clear
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06-05-2008, 02:48 PM
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Check for a deposit? on a used car? After all of that bullshit?
What the fuck. The word "naive" comes to mind.
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06-05-2008, 02:49 PM
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I don't thin I'll even bother going to the bank with the check...
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06-05-2008, 02:55 PM
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