Love your kids? prove it by beating them! - GoFuckYourself.com

Ditosta · 06-07-2008, 05:17 AM

Holy shit!!

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat

datawookiee · 06-07-2008, 05:30 AM

maddox is old shit, he hasnt updated much in a while tho.. just the newest article.. was better back in the day when he used to update regularly.

He had more hits then pepsi for a while, and still refused to advertise.
not to mention great satire, i like the LoTR review too.

CDSmith · 06-07-2008, 05:39 AM

"1,697,804 people don't know the difference between discipline and child abuse."

Brilliant finishing to a fine piece of writing.

Been a fan of maddox for I don't know how long.

raven1083 · 06-07-2008, 06:14 AM

I believe that to discipline a child you don't have to violent them

Vick! · 06-07-2008, 07:14 AM

LOL

Fucksakes · 06-07-2008, 07:17 AM

lol.. I woke up this morning to find a jug of water all over my desk, keyboard, mouse.. my usb receiver stuck inside my dvd drive on my computer.. I didnt punish him.. kinda feel like it was my fault for not hearing him get up.. or locking the door.. but I told my girlfriend about it.. she stayed the night at her moms.. Im going to leave that page open for when she comes home and checks her emails.

Mutt · 06-07-2008, 07:22 AM

The one-two shut-the-hell-up. This is priceless when you're shopping and your kid won't shut the hell up: "I'm hungry, I want toys, I need my Insulin..." etc. First smack your kid (the 5 across the eyes technique works). Wait a few seconds for your kid to start crying, then smack your kid again to let him know that you mean business. This usually shuts them up because they see that the amount of crying is proportional to the amount of beatings.

It's satire but great satire makes a point - kids should be smacked when they do something bad enough that it warrants it.

Jai · 06-07-2008, 07:26 AM

i agree with the title, dont wanna read no arrticfle tho

xentech · 06-07-2008, 07:32 AM

Maddox is amazing, every single article on his site is good (yes I've read them all). I love the hate mail responses he does aswel, fucking hilarious.

xentech · 06-07-2008, 07:35 AM

lol

06-07-2008, 05:17 AM	#1
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06-07-2008, 07:22 AM	#7
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	The one-two shut-the-hell-up. This is priceless when you're shopping and your kid won't shut the hell up: "I'm hungry, I want toys, I need my Insulin..." etc. First smack your kid (the 5 across the eyes technique works). Wait a few seconds for your kid to start crying, then smack your kid again to let him know that you mean business. This usually shuts them up because they see that the amount of crying is proportional to the amount of beatings. It's satire but great satire makes a point - kids should be smacked when they do something bad enough that it warrants it. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

06-07-2008, 05:30 AM	#2
datawookiee Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 146	maddox is old shit, he hasnt updated much in a while tho.. just the newest article.. was better back in the day when he used to update regularly. He had more hits then pepsi for a while, and still refused to advertise. not to mention great satire, i like the LoTR review too.

06-07-2008, 07:17 AM	#6
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	lol.. I woke up this morning to find a jug of water all over my desk, keyboard, mouse.. my usb receiver stuck inside my dvd drive on my computer.. I didnt punish him.. kinda feel like it was my fault for not hearing him get up.. or locking the door.. but I told my girlfriend about it.. she stayed the night at her moms.. Im going to leave that page open for when she comes home and checks her emails.

06-07-2008, 07:26 AM	#8
Jai Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: http://www.fitnesspornbabes.com Posts: 6,915	i agree with the title, dont wanna read no arrticfle tho

06-07-2008, 07:32 AM	#9
xentech Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: England Posts: 1,405	Maddox is amazing, every single article on his site is good (yes I've read them all). I love the hate mail responses he does aswel, fucking hilarious.

06-07-2008, 07:35 AM	#10
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