Love your kids? prove it by beating them!
 

Holy shit!!:helpme
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat

maddox is old shit, he hasnt updated much in a while tho.. just the newest article.. was better back in the day when he used to update regularly.

He had more hits then pepsi for a while, and still refused to advertise.
not to mention great satire, i like the LoTR review too.

"1,697,804 people don't know the difference between discipline and child abuse."


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Brilliant finishing to a fine piece of writing. :thumbsup


Been a fan of maddox for I don't know how long.

I believe that to discipline a child you don't have to violent them

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....s/beatkid4.jpg

LOL :1orglaugh

lol.. I woke up this morning to find a jug of water all over my desk, keyboard, mouse.. my usb receiver stuck inside my dvd drive on my computer.. I didnt punish him.. kinda feel like it was my fault for not hearing him get up.. or locking the door.. but I told my girlfriend about it.. she stayed the night at her moms.. Im going to leave that page open for when she comes home and checks her emails.

The one-two shut-the-hell-up. This is priceless when you're shopping and your kid won't shut the hell up: "I'm hungry, I want toys, I need my Insulin..." etc. First smack your kid (the 5 across the eyes technique works). Wait a few seconds for your kid to start crying, then smack your kid again to let him know that you mean business. This usually shuts them up because they see that the amount of crying is proportional to the amount of beatings.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

It's satire but great satire makes a point - kids should be smacked when they do something bad enough that it warrants it.

i agree with the title, dont wanna read no arrticfle tho

Maddox is amazing, every single article on his site is good (yes I've read them all). I love the hate mail responses he does aswel, fucking hilarious.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....s/beatkid4.jpg

lol