The Cops just knocked on my door.. - GoFuckYourself.com

Jens Van Assterdam · 06-02-2008, 12:41 PM

and asked for my driving license.. 3 fucking month without a driving license

TurboAngel · 06-02-2008, 12:43 PM

So they just came and took your license? What had you done?

skrog · 06-02-2008, 12:44 PM

What did you do?

Jens Van Assterdam · 06-02-2008, 12:46 PM

speeding on the highway.. 130km/h were allowed and i was like 170km/h..

Totally forgot about it so they had to knock the door and took the license off me. Now i have to face some extra EUROS to pay for their visit..

Adultnet · 06-02-2008, 12:46 PM

ouch thats fucked up..

Spudman · 06-02-2008, 12:47 PM

unlucky, you should have hidden

Marky333 · 06-02-2008, 12:51 PM

*knock, knock*
- Who's there.
- It's the Cops. We kill you!
- oops...

notoldschool · 06-02-2008, 12:52 PM

LOL. Cops here wait to pull you over so they can add driving on suspeded charges. We are all about the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Fucksakes · 06-02-2008, 12:52 PM

I lost my licence to, had it for 3 years and forgot to go for my highway test.. didnt even think it been 3 years.. I check out the back of my card and FUCKSAKES I was to late.. I go and find out I need to start all over the 1 year probation shit.. so I got my 365 again and my gf has to drive everywhere.. really sucks especially since she just started driving.

payd2purv · 06-02-2008, 12:54 PM

In Canada they are good at fucking you for suspended licences.

Everything is soo backed up here they suspend your licence and you won't find out about it for 2 weeks to a month..

if you get pulled over cause you don't know you are FUCKED.

Penny Flame · 06-02-2008, 01:01 PM

I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

Jens Van Assterdam · 06-02-2008, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

I love you! Lets make some babies darling

Sid70 · 06-02-2008, 01:11 PM

took a pic of your car speeding up i guess... well, thats too much for a speed limit ticket i think.

GetSCORECash · 06-02-2008, 01:24 PM

I feel for you buddy!

Gary_TLX · 06-02-2008, 01:46 PM

Can't you fight it somehow and get your license back earlier? The other day I did 233 km/h according to my GPS. If they come for me, they'll shoot me on the spot. LOL.

GeoAdultKiel · 06-02-2008, 01:52 PM

that sucks...

Farang · 06-02-2008, 02:15 PM

Fuckers took away my license for 20 months, I still drive though

sicone · 06-02-2008, 02:18 PM

at least they knocked, they could have just kicked the door down

NiftyStats Jenna · 06-02-2008, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marky333

*knock, knock*
- Who's there.
- It's the Cops. We kill you!
- oops...

RyuLion · 06-02-2008, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

Mister E · 06-02-2008, 02:27 PM

Police SHOULD be afraid of US....

dav3 · 06-02-2008, 02:46 PM

That sucks dude.

I get mine back in a few days though. :D

starpimps · 06-02-2008, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

lol penny you are so quirky i love it

eightmotives · 06-02-2008, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

This should be the fucking Quote of the day.

Skillz Unlimited · 06-02-2008, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

Hillarious!

Deej · 06-02-2008, 03:47 PM

Penny Flame FTW!!!

You dont carry a purse, do you?

Ryan St. Germain · 06-02-2008, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

that was seriously funny

tigermtb · 06-02-2008, 03:49 PM

Woah, that sucks.

payd2purv · 06-02-2008, 03:51 PM

what????

shekinah · 06-02-2008, 04:15 PM

Oh my.. at least your car isn't impounded?

06-02-2008, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

WOW...I feel like bringing out my Cop Halloween costume and paying you a visit.

Ron Bennett · 06-02-2008, 04:30 PM

In much of the States, supended license doesn't mean much of anything...

Ie. in Pennsylvania, many people driving suspended get nothing more than a slap on the wrist, even those with numerous driving suspended violations.

Plus some suspended license drivers, are legally allowed to still drive on a limited basis, such as to and from work.

And in Philly, driving with no valid license and/or no vehicle registration and/or no insurance is par for the course - driving violations are basically ignored there, but they take parking violations very seriously ... heck to the extent, that A&E even filmed a short series "Parking Wars" in Philly.

Ron

Spunky · 06-02-2008, 04:32 PM

I thought only a judge can take it away? or did the cop have a court order?

Klen · 06-02-2008, 04:37 PM

Speaking about driver licence,i lost somewhere mine in house or outside and i cant found it.And i cant drive without it beacuse if cops caught you without it you need to pay 200$.Well looks like i will have to pay for reissuing.I just hope it will cost less then 200$.

pr0 · 06-02-2008, 04:44 PM

I woulda been like

Dave? Daves not here mannnn!

Kudles · 06-02-2008, 05:52 PM

That sucks!!

papill0n · 06-02-2008, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

w o w

After Shock Media · 06-02-2008, 06:19 PM

Does that now mean you cant move the mobile home legally now?

qxm · 06-02-2008, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

OK... wait! In all seriousness, have you ever hidden stuff in your pussy? If so ... What?? (Dildos and sex toys don't count!!!)

Penny Flame · 06-02-2008, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qxm

OK... wait! In all seriousness, have you ever hidden stuff in your pussy? If so ... What?? (Dildos and sex toys don't count!!!)

there's a reason I have great pot everywhere I go. And its not because there is great pot everywhere.....

After Shock Media · 06-02-2008, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

there's a reason I have great pot everywhere I go. And its not because there is great pot everywhere.....

Are you saying your pussy turns bad pot into great pot? Hmm what does burning pussy juice smell like anyways?

Oh wait do you just smuggle with the pussy, if so how many ounces at once?

SmokeyTheBear · 06-02-2008, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

there's a reason I have great pot everywhere I go. And its not because there is great pot everywhere.....

you grow pot in your pussy ?

lets get married , for a honeymoon i will give you hot oral for a week

iSMOKE · 06-02-2008, 09:04 PM

sucks dude

i got a DUI a few months back (which is my most shameful moment in my entire life)

automatic 12month revocation of license. MANDATORY 24hrs-60 days locked up.

im waiting on my next court date to see whether or not i get 1night in the slammer or up to 2months...shit sucks

+ a fine + court cost + i had to pay $100 usd already just to get my license back temporarily until my court date and i had to wait 30 days just for that. shit sucks when u have to get toted around by someone else...

Stephen McTowelie · 06-03-2008, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

there's a reason I have great pot everywhere I go. And its not because there is great pot everywhere.....

LOL Penny !

Penny for president !

Now if you ever happen to bring that nice weed to the UK and need any help you know where to come

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Jens Van Assterdam The Dupre Pimp Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Koh Samui Posts: 6,677	speeding on the highway.. 130km/h were allowed and i was like 170km/h.. Totally forgot about it so they had to knock the door and took the license off me. Now i have to face some extra EUROS to pay for their visit.. __________________ Read TOS for signature rules

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Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	I lost my licence to, had it for 3 years and forgot to go for my highway test.. didnt even think it been 3 years.. I check out the back of my card and FUCKSAKES I was to late.. I go and find out I need to start all over the 1 year probation shit.. so I got my 365 again and my gf has to drive everywhere.. really sucks especially since she just started driving.

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Ron Bennett Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,653	In much of the States, supended license doesn't mean much of anything... Ie. in Pennsylvania, many people driving suspended get nothing more than a slap on the wrist, even those with numerous driving suspended violations. Plus some suspended license drivers, are legally allowed to still drive on a limited basis, such as to and from work. And in Philly, driving with no valid license and/or no vehicle registration and/or no insurance is par for the course - driving violations are basically ignored there, but they take parking violations very seriously ... heck to the extent, that A&E even filmed a short series "Parking Wars" in Philly. Ron __________________ Domagon - Website Management and Domain Name Sales

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Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Speaking about driver licence,i lost somewhere mine in house or outside and i cant found it.And i cant drive without it beacuse if cops caught you without it you need to pay 200$.Well looks like i will have to pay for reissuing.I just hope it will cost less then 200$.

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iSMOKE Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,028	sucks dude i got a DUI a few months back (which is my most shameful moment in my entire life) automatic 12month revocation of license. MANDATORY 24hrs-60 days locked up. im waiting on my next court date to see whether or not i get 1night in the slammer or up to 2months...shit sucks + a fine + court cost + i had to pay $100 usd already just to get my license back temporarily until my court date and i had to wait 30 days just for that. shit sucks when u have to get toted around by someone else... __________________