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Jens Van Assterdam 06-02-2008 12:41 PM

The Cops just knocked on my door..
 
and asked for my driving license.. 3 fucking month without a driving license :mad::mad::mad::boid

TurboAngel 06-02-2008 12:43 PM

So they just came and took your license? What had you done?

skrog 06-02-2008 12:44 PM

What did you do?

Jens Van Assterdam 06-02-2008 12:46 PM

speeding on the highway.. 130km/h were allowed and i was like 170km/h.. :(
Totally forgot about it so they had to knock the door and took the license off me. Now i have to face some extra EUROS to pay for their visit..

Adultnet 06-02-2008 12:46 PM

ouch thats fucked up..:(

Spudman 06-02-2008 12:47 PM

unlucky, you should have hidden :)

Marky333 06-02-2008 12:51 PM

*knock, knock*
- Who's there.
- It's the Cops. We kill you!
- oops...

notoldschool 06-02-2008 12:52 PM

LOL. Cops here wait to pull you over so they can add driving on suspeded charges. We are all about the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Fucksakes 06-02-2008 12:52 PM

I lost my licence to, had it for 3 years and forgot to go for my highway test.. didnt even think it been 3 years.. I check out the back of my card and FUCKSAKES I was to late.. I go and find out I need to start all over the 1 year probation shit.. so I got my 365 again and my gf has to drive everywhere.. really sucks especially since she just started driving.

payd2purv 06-02-2008 12:54 PM

In Canada they are good at fucking you for suspended licences.

Everything is soo backed up here they suspend your licence and you won't find out about it for 2 weeks to a month..

if you get pulled over cause you don't know you are FUCKED.

Penny Flame 06-02-2008 01:01 PM

I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

Jens Van Assterdam 06-02-2008 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14267269)
I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I love you! Lets make some babies darling :thumbsup

Sid70 06-02-2008 01:11 PM

took a pic of your car speeding up i guess... well, thats too much for a speed limit ticket i think.

GetSCORECash 06-02-2008 01:24 PM

I feel for you buddy!

Gary_TLX 06-02-2008 01:46 PM

Can't you fight it somehow and get your license back earlier? The other day I did 233 km/h according to my GPS. If they come for me, they'll shoot me on the spot. LOL.

GeoAdultKiel 06-02-2008 01:52 PM

that sucks...

Farang 06-02-2008 02:15 PM

Fuckers took away my license for 20 months, I still drive though :pimp

sicone 06-02-2008 02:18 PM

at least they knocked, they could have just kicked the door down

NiftyStats Jenna 06-02-2008 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marky333 (Post 14267182)
*knock, knock*
- Who's there.
- It's the Cops. We kill you!
- oops...

:1orglaugh

RyuLion 06-02-2008 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14267269)
I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Mister E 06-02-2008 02:27 PM

Police SHOULD be afraid of US....

dav3 06-02-2008 02:46 PM

That sucks dude.

I get mine back in a few days though. :D

starpimps 06-02-2008 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14267269)
I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

lol penny you are so quirky i love it

eightmotives 06-02-2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14267269)
I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

This should be the fucking Quote of the day. :pimp

Skillz Unlimited 06-02-2008 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14267269)
I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

Hillarious! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Deej 06-02-2008 03:47 PM

Penny Flame FTW!!!

You dont carry a purse, do you?

:winkwink:

Ryan St. Germain 06-02-2008 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14267269)
I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

that was seriously funny

tigermtb 06-02-2008 03:49 PM

Woah, that sucks.

payd2purv 06-02-2008 03:51 PM

what????

shekinah 06-02-2008 04:15 PM

Oh my.. at least your car isn't impounded?

shermo 06-02-2008 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14267269)
I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

WOW...I feel like bringing out my Cop Halloween costume and paying you a visit. :1orglaugh

Ron Bennett 06-02-2008 04:30 PM

In much of the States, supended license doesn't mean much of anything...

Ie. in Pennsylvania, many people driving suspended get nothing more than a slap on the wrist, even those with numerous driving suspended violations.

Plus some suspended license drivers, are legally allowed to still drive on a limited basis, such as to and from work.

And in Philly, driving with no valid license and/or no vehicle registration and/or no insurance is par for the course - driving violations are basically ignored there, but they take parking violations very seriously ... heck to the extent, that A&E even filmed a short series "Parking Wars" in Philly.

Ron

Spunky 06-02-2008 04:32 PM

I thought only a judge can take it away? or did the cop have a court order?

Klen 06-02-2008 04:37 PM

Speaking about driver licence,i lost somewhere mine in house or outside and i cant found it.And i cant drive without it beacuse if cops caught you without it you need to pay 200$.Well looks like i will have to pay for reissuing.I just hope it will cost less then 200$.

pr0 06-02-2008 04:44 PM

I woulda been like

Dave? Daves not here mannnn!

Kudles 06-02-2008 05:52 PM

That sucks!!

papill0n 06-02-2008 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14267269)
I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam

w o w :1orglaugh

After Shock Media 06-02-2008 06:19 PM

Does that now mean you cant move the mobile home legally now? :winkwink:

qxm 06-02-2008 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14267269)
I would have answered the door naked.

and then requested a full body and cavity search.

I'd hide that shit so far up my pussy they would have to go through my mouth to get it.

but I guess thats how you and me differ assterdam.

I have a vagina that is great for hiding things. You only have your ass....terdam


OK... wait! In all seriousness, have you ever hidden stuff in your pussy? If so ... What?? (Dildos and sex toys don't count!!!)

Penny Flame 06-02-2008 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qxm (Post 14268798)
OK... wait! In all seriousness, have you ever hidden stuff in your pussy? If so ... What?? (Dildos and sex toys don't count!!!)

there's a reason I have great pot everywhere I go. And its not because there is great pot everywhere.....
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

After Shock Media 06-02-2008 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14268820)
there's a reason I have great pot everywhere I go. And its not because there is great pot everywhere.....
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Are you saying your pussy turns bad pot into great pot? Hmm what does burning pussy juice smell like anyways?

Oh wait do you just smuggle with the pussy, if so how many ounces at once?

SmokeyTheBear 06-02-2008 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14268820)
there's a reason I have great pot everywhere I go. And its not because there is great pot everywhere.....
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you grow pot in your pussy ?

lets get married , for a honeymoon i will give you hot oral for a week :thumbsup

iSMOKE 06-02-2008 09:04 PM

sucks dude

i got a DUI a few months back (which is my most shameful moment in my entire life)

automatic 12month revocation of license. MANDATORY 24hrs-60 days locked up.

im waiting on my next court date to see whether or not i get 1night in the slammer or up to 2months...shit sucks

+ a fine + court cost + i had to pay $100 usd already just to get my license back temporarily until my court date and i had to wait 30 days just for that. shit sucks when u have to get toted around by someone else...

Stephen McTowelie 06-03-2008 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14268820)
there's a reason I have great pot everywhere I go. And its not because there is great pot everywhere.....
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LOL Penny !

Penny for president ! :1orglaugh

Now if you ever happen to bring that nice weed to the UK and need any help you know where to come :winkwink:


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