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Julian Kay · 10-16-2002, 10:56 PM

This just in... The dell dude hasn't been fired..we're gonna be forced to watch countless more hours of mind numbing dell ads with that stupid catch phrase..

DELL dude not fired

nocostporn · 10-16-2002, 11:00 PM

somebody find the url to his site,we'll give him a GFY thrashing on his board

MetaformX · 10-16-2002, 11:06 PM

whoops. For a second there I thought this thread was about pornjester

Script Dude · 10-17-2002, 01:50 AM

Mr. Whipple sold toilet paper for 26 years. Brace yourself.

tree · 10-17-2002, 01:51 AM

dood...your gettin a .45 slug

dickblast · 10-17-2002, 01:59 AM

http://members.fortunecity.com/bencurtis2002/

i am in BCLA ... ben curtis lookalikes anonymous

KDizzla · 10-17-2002, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dickblast
http://members.fortunecity.com/bencurtis2002/

i am in BCLA ... ben curtis lookalikes anonymous

What a great site. Dude!

KD

archer · 10-17-2002, 12:03 PM

hey that was a great site.

aside from being cute, i think he might actually have some talent. Maybe we'll see more of him some day.

i thought the advertising campaign was excellent. Any time a phrase like "hey dude, you're getting a..." enters the language, then the campaign has been successful.

After how many people here remember the 'where's the beef?' ads.

eru · 10-17-2002, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by archer
hey that was a great site.

aside from being cute, i think he might actually have some talent. Maybe we'll see more of him some day.

You're scaring me.

dickblast · 10-17-2002, 12:57 PM

duuuuude

notice how the site is run by a GUY (cough) and his one dream is to be the REAL BEN CURTIS WEBMASTER

its like a fuckin MENSA meeting up in that bitch!

NoCarrier · 10-17-2002, 02:59 PM

That guy is fucked. He will always be seen as "The Dell dude". His entire acting career future is now over.

dickblast · 10-17-2002, 03:38 PM

after much deliberation i have decided to accept a position as Ben Curtis's campaign manager for the 2004 presidential election.

Dude, you're gettin a tax cut!

pimplink · 10-17-2002, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dickblast
after much deliberation i have decided to accept a position as Ben Curtis's campaign manager for the 2004 presidential election.

Dude, you're gettin a tax cut!

Right on, some other slogans.

Dude, you're getting more educational funds

Dude, you're getting prescription price caps

Dude, you're getting increased domestic security funding

archer · 10-17-2002, 09:57 PM

hehehehe dell dude as president!

hmmm... on second thought i suppose he'd do a better job than the cocaine addict president select that the US has now!

dickblast · 10-17-2002, 10:01 PM

looks like we already have the gay fisting vote locked in

Dude, I'm not a crook!

Julian Kay · 10-17-2002, 10:22 PM

You're gonna see Ben Curtis on Celebrity Boxing in a few years.

dickblast · 10-18-2002, 01:53 AM

i have unfortunate news 4 all of u concerned citizens and supporters of the '04 bid.

apparently u have to be 35 to get elected, though being a felon has no bearing.

so we're shooting for the election of 2016

sorry to get everyones hopes up, instead ben will be serving on local school boards and as a state rep until his balls drop.

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archer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,721	hey that was a great site. aside from being cute, i think he might actually have some talent. Maybe we'll see more of him some day. i thought the advertising campaign was excellent. Any time a phrase like "hey dude, you're getting a..." enters the language, then the campaign has been successful. After how many people here remember the 'where's the beef?' ads. __________________ Looking to promote uncut cock? Check out Uncut Cash. It rocks.

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10-18-2002, 01:53 AM	#17
dickblast Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ben Curtis's Tour Bus Posts: 666	i have unfortunate news 4 all of u concerned citizens and supporters of the '04 bid. apparently u have to be 35 to get elected, though being a felon has no bearing. so we're shooting for the election of 2016 sorry to get everyones hopes up, instead ben will be serving on local school boards and as a state rep until his balls drop. __________________ Ben Curtis is a Ninja