The DELL dude won't fucking die!
 

This just in... The dell dude hasn't been fired..we're gonna be forced to watch countless more hours of mind numbing dell ads with that stupid catch phrase..

DELL dude not fired

somebody find the url to his site,we'll give him a GFY thrashing on his board

whoops. For a second there I thought this thread was about pornjester

Mr. Whipple sold toilet paper for 26 years. Brace yourself.

dood...your gettin a .45 slug

http://members.fortunecity.com/bencurtis2002/

i am in BCLA ... ben curtis lookalikes anonymous

What a great site. Dude! :)

KD

hey that was a great site.

aside from being cute, i think he might actually have some talent. Maybe we'll see more of him some day.

i thought the advertising campaign was excellent. Any time a phrase like "hey dude, you're getting a..." enters the language, then the campaign has been successful.

After how many people here remember the 'where's the beef?' ads.

You're scaring me.

duuuuude

notice how the site is run by a GUY (cough) and his one dream is to be the REAL BEN CURTIS WEBMASTER

its like a fuckin MENSA meeting up in that bitch!

:helpme

That guy is fucked. He will always be seen as "The Dell dude". His entire acting career future is now over. :1orglaugh

after much deliberation i have decided to accept a position as Ben Curtis's campaign manager for the 2004 presidential election.


Dude, you're gettin a tax cut!

:thefinger

Right on, some other slogans.


Dude, you're getting more educational funds


Dude, you're getting prescription price caps


Dude, you're getting increased domestic security funding

hehehehe dell dude as president!


hmmm... on second thought i suppose he'd do a better job than the cocaine addict president select that the US has now!

looks like we already have the gay fisting vote locked in

Dude, I'm not a crook!


http://members.fortunecity.com/bencurtis2002/ben7.jpg

You're gonna see Ben Curtis on Celebrity Boxing in a few years.

i have unfortunate news 4 all of u concerned citizens and supporters of the '04 bid.

apparently u have to be 35 to get elected, though being a felon has no bearing.

so we're shooting for the election of 2016

sorry to get everyones hopes up, instead ben will be serving on local school boards and as a state rep until his balls drop.

:helpme