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halfpint · 05-31-2008, 05:33 PM

Its like 1:30 at night here and I went out into the back garden to let our dog out for a pee as I am pretty tired and was going to go to bed. We have six foot fence panels around our garden and I was leaning against our house wall while the dog was having a pee. Its dark but you can see right to the back of our garden at night times, anyway something caught my eye above the back fence panel and for a split second I thought I saw what looked like somebody with a very small head looking over, It freaked me out for that split second until I realized it was our neighbours fucking rose bush Which has a huge fucking rose sticking up over our fence panels... When you are tired your brain sure can play freaky tricks on you..lol..I aint drunk or taken any drugs either...It just freaked me out for that split second..

CyberHustler · 05-31-2008, 05:38 PM

Thanks for sharing...

Lycanthrope · 05-31-2008, 05:56 PM

Shoot it!

qxm · 05-31-2008, 06:06 PM

did you think it was this guy?:

halfpint · 05-31-2008, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by qxm

did you think it was this guy?:

lol yeah something like that..thought the rose was was eyballing me I almost shit my pants....anybody else have a similar kind of experience to share..

tony286 · 05-31-2008, 06:33 PM

it sucks when your eyes fuck with you. It's happened to me before.

potter · 05-31-2008, 08:25 PM

happens to me all the time as im out late

Spunky · 05-31-2008, 08:27 PM

Shoot first ask questions later

Bojangles · 06-01-2008, 02:08 AM

Hahahaha.

halfpint · 06-01-2008, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Bojangles

Hahahaha.

Hey Bojangles how you doing.. havent seen you on here for ages

BV · 06-01-2008, 02:25 AM

I have lots of these experiences.

I had a big pole barn where I used to live. It had the biggest fucking wolf spiders you ever saw! A few of the Grandaddy ones were like the size of my hands or bigger! (and i have big hands)

Anyways I was out there at night (with no flashlight) to look for something. I didn't have any electricity in this barn so it was pretty dark. You could barely see from some light that was coming in from the outdoor yard light.

So I am out there and I feel something sort of crawl across my chest and down my leg and over my foot.

I instantly and instinctively just started stomping my foot on the ground, stomp stomp stomp, and I hear crunch crunch crunch, and then I instantly just realized I stomped a nice pair of prescription sun glasses which I had one arm hooked through the neck of the tshirt i was wearing. They had simply just fallen out. No spider was after me. :-{

halfpint · 06-01-2008, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by BV

I have lots of these experiences.

I had a big pole barn where I used to live. It had the biggest fucking wolf spiders you ever saw! A few of the Grandaddy ones were like the size of my hands or bigger! (and i have big hands)

Anyways I was out there at night (with no flashlight) to look for something. I didn't have any electricity in this barn so it was pretty dark. You could barely see from some light that was coming in from the outdoor yard light.

So I am out there and I feel something sort of crawl across my chest and down my leg and over my foot.

I instantly and instinctively just started stomping my foot on the ground, stomp stomp stomp, and I hear crunch crunch crunch, and then I instantly just realized I stomped a nice pair of prescription sun glasses which I had one arm hooked through the neck of the tshirt i was wearing. They had simply just fallen out. No spider was after me. :-{

lol... I know how you felt

potter · 06-01-2008, 04:49 AM

saw some more tonight. there's this one fuckin electrical box that gets me every time i turn this corner. think it's a kid slouched over.

05-31-2008, 05:33 PM	#1
halfpint GFY's Halfpint Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: UK Posts: 15,223	This freaked me the fuck out Its like 1:30 at night here and I went out into the back garden to let our dog out for a pee as I am pretty tired and was going to go to bed. We have six foot fence panels around our garden and I was leaning against our house wall while the dog was having a pee. Its dark but you can see right to the back of our garden at night times, anyway something caught my eye above the back fence panel and for a split second I thought I saw what looked like somebody with a very small head looking over, It freaked me out for that split second until I realized it was our neighbours fucking rose bush Which has a huge fucking rose sticking up over our fence panels... When you are tired your brain sure can play freaky tricks on you..lol..I aint drunk or taken any drugs either...It just freaked me out for that split second.. __________________ Get FREE website listings on Cryptocoinshops.net Last edited by halfpint; 05-31-2008 at 05:35 PM..

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BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	I have lots of these experiences. I had a big pole barn where I used to live. It had the biggest fucking wolf spiders you ever saw! A few of the Grandaddy ones were like the size of my hands or bigger! (and i have big hands) Anyways I was out there at night (with no flashlight) to look for something. I didn't have any electricity in this barn so it was pretty dark. You could barely see from some light that was coming in from the outdoor yard light. So I am out there and I feel something sort of crawl across my chest and down my leg and over my foot. I instantly and instinctively just started stomping my foot on the ground, stomp stomp stomp, and I hear crunch crunch crunch, and then I instantly just realized I stomped a nice pair of prescription sun glasses which I had one arm hooked through the neck of the tshirt i was wearing. They had simply just fallen out. No spider was after me. :-{

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