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Ripshit · 05-21-2008, 03:25 PM

whats the worst thing my dick can contract?

about a month and a half ago I was headed over to a friends house and after a night of drinking I crashed on his couch!

Upon waking the next morning I made my way out to my car and to the nearest McDonalds to get the 2 for 3 deal!

My dick was throbbing and I made my way to a street light where I picked up a complete prostitute!

she was a fucking hottie!

40 something and polished my helmet!

Whats the worst thing I could have contracted from this?? in your opinion as well as factual evidence?

I'm Looking For A... · 05-21-2008, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripshit

...where I picked up a complete prostitute!

as opposed to an incomplete prostitute. maybe missing a pissflap or something.

Juilan · 05-21-2008, 03:27 PM

did she eat your McNugget with the wrapper on or off

d-null · 05-21-2008, 03:27 PM

you really should use a rubber when you do that

farkedup · 05-21-2008, 03:30 PM

herpes is probably the worst... just always inspect their mouths for any form of sores. If she bites you obviously you can end up with about anything.

I don't think Hepatitis is transferrable that way.

BVF · 05-21-2008, 03:31 PM

Welcome to the club....I got my knob slobbed Monday and I'll be doing it again tomorrow after Yoga class.

Oracle Porn · 05-21-2008, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Looking For A...

as opposed to an incomplete prostitute.

omg i was thinking the same thing

RyuLion · 05-21-2008, 03:53 PM

if her gums were bleeding, and she has something, you're fucked..

M0nk · 05-21-2008, 03:55 PM

no condom....thern u are pretty dumb man!

OTerror · 05-21-2008, 03:59 PM

probably herpes

Spunky · 05-21-2008, 04:16 PM

Always wrap it up,you should know better

TurboAngel · 05-21-2008, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jetjet

you really should use a rubber when you do that

You hit the nail on the head.

VicD · 05-21-2008, 04:29 PM

Use a rubber cause you're worth it

Azoy? · 05-21-2008, 04:34 PM

not much except a few nasty bugs that will make you wish you would never have picked her up.

bareskin · 05-21-2008, 04:38 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ripshit
...where I picked up a complete prostitute!
She had a penis and everything

Ripshit · 05-21-2008, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VicD

Use a rubber cause you're worth it

you know what? I am worth it!
I come here because I am in this online porn thing and I really confide my sins here and ther and this comment really means alot to me after al of the crazy shit I have done thanks to you VicD for just being a friend in this awful time of me being so stupid!

Yes i should have wrapped it up but I never ever DO!!!!

I usually only get it on with 20 to 24 y.olds...........

Ripshit · 05-21-2008, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

if her gums were bleeding, and she has something, you're fucked..

well Im not sure if her gums were but she was 40 something and said she needed the money for COKe so what do you think?

Rorschach · 05-21-2008, 05:45 PM

Just go down to the clinic and get tested... It will put your mind at rest. Otherwise every time you get an itchy cock you'll be thinking "Oh my god I've got syphilis" or something.

Sometimes it's nice getting your dick sucked raw dog by a complete stranger. I like to grab them by the back of the head and face fuck them a little, once they're bent over in the car with your cock in their mouth there's not much they can do about it. I love cumming a street whore's mouth without a condom - if you've set the tone right, they actually love it when you cum in their mouths. These sluts just love dicks and cum and they're just looking for an excuse to try another man.

Of course with legal prostitution in my country, you can get full service from a sexy young Asian whore in a comfortable suburban brothel for around $45-50US.

2012 · 05-21-2008, 06:33 PM

aids maybe ? ... go wash it off with some rubbing alcohol might help

Iron Fist · 05-21-2008, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bareskin

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ripshit
...where I picked up a complete prostitute!
She had a penis and everything

d-null · 05-21-2008, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripshit

....
I usually only get it on with 20 to 24 y.olds...........

at the risk of posting completely ficticious statistics, the 20 to 24 y old demographic is probably the highest risk group for std's

SlammedMedia · 05-21-2008, 08:55 PM

you did this why?

and you're seem proud to tell us all this, why?

Fap · 05-21-2008, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

if her gums were bleeding, and she has something, you're fucked..

I'm HIV Positive that was a bad idea..

SlammedMedia · 05-21-2008, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

if her gums were bleeding, and she has something, you're fucked..

love for you to explain how you think he'd be fucked if that were the case?

sicone · 05-21-2008, 09:09 PM

How much did she charge ya?

nekrom · 05-21-2008, 09:17 PM

Catching aids from unwrapped oral while not impossible, the odds would be extremely low according to most sti clinic doctors. But catching an sti I would say is a higher risk. Go get yourself checked out.

-N

AaliyahLove · 05-21-2008, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripshit

whats the worst thing my dick can contract?

about a month and a half ago I was headed over to a friends house and after a night of drinking I crashed on his couch!

Upon waking the next morning I made my way out to my car and to the nearest McDonalds to get the 2 for 3 deal!

My dick was throbbing and I made my way to a street light where I picked up a complete prostitute!

she was a fucking hottie!

40 something and polished my helmet!

Whats the worst thing I could have contracted from this?? in your opinion as well as factual evidence?

Is this a joke cause I'm laughing my ass off over here.. U should prob ask a doctor not GFY'ers if ur serious..

firecracker · 05-22-2008, 09:59 AM

Lower self esteem?

Clementino · 05-22-2008, 10:03 AM

you can get more then you think.use a rubber next time

eightmotives · 05-24-2008, 06:20 AM

Dood, you're dick will fall off. No worries man you should grow another one within a weeks time, just be forewarned that it will be little and yellow.

Celeb Fan · 05-24-2008, 06:59 AM

oh man, better go get yourself checked! ROFL

Scott McD · 05-24-2008, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

How much did she charge ya?

A cheeseburger and large fries...

aztecboi2003 · 05-24-2008, 08:54 AM

$40 and you only got head? You got kinda robbed, if you got any game you can get FS for $20 to $30. I do it like twice a week. Only give up $40 if they have a room and I know them.

geeknik · 05-24-2008, 08:58 AM

Just go get a shot of penicillin. You'll be okay in the morning. Hopefully. ;)

Ripshit · 05-24-2008, 09:04 AM

She said her name was Linda and I asked her for her #.she said she didnt have a pen but was going up to her apartment for one.
she got out of the car and walked around the back of the big yellow house,I watched her pull her tight jeans up as she walked away with a perfect ass.
I thought wow this whore must be from the 80s with the way she dresses.

then I waited for a couple mins to find the birds singing in the spring air.
I suddenley realized she was gone and wasnt coming back..

So I pulled my car around the building and saw an open widow on the 3rd floor I yelled up hey Linda?????

This old woman hung her head out and said "No one here son with that name"...:/

05-21-2008, 03:25 PM	#1
Ripshit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 951	I got head from a street whore!!!!!!!!!! whats the worst thing my dick can contract? about a month and a half ago I was headed over to a friends house and after a night of drinking I crashed on his couch! Upon waking the next morning I made my way out to my car and to the nearest McDonalds to get the 2 for 3 deal! My dick was throbbing and I made my way to a street light where I picked up a complete prostitute! she was a fucking hottie! 40 something and polished my helmet! Whats the worst thing I could have contracted from this?? in your opinion as well as factual evidence?

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05-24-2008, 09:04 AM	#35
Ripshit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 951	She said her name was Linda and I asked her for her #.she said she didnt have a pen but was going up to her apartment for one. she got out of the car and walked around the back of the big yellow house,I watched her pull her tight jeans up as she walked away with a perfect ass. I thought wow this whore must be from the 80s with the way she dresses. then I waited for a couple mins to find the birds singing in the spring air. I suddenley realized she was gone and wasnt coming back.. So I pulled my car around the building and saw an open widow on the 3rd floor I yelled up hey Linda????? This old woman hung her head out and said "No one here son with that name"...:/