I got head from a street whore!!!!!!!!!!
 

whats the worst thing my dick can contract?

about a month and a half ago I was headed over to a friends house and after a night of drinking I crashed on his couch!

Upon waking the next morning I made my way out to my car and to the nearest McDonalds to get the 2 for 3 deal!

My dick was throbbing and I made my way to a street light where I picked up a complete prostitute!

she was a fucking hottie!

40 something and polished my helmet!

Whats the worst thing I could have contracted from this?? in your opinion as well as factual evidence?

as opposed to an incomplete prostitute. maybe missing a pissflap or something.

did she eat your McNugget with the wrapper on or off

you really should use a rubber when you do that

herpes is probably the worst... just always inspect their mouths for any form of sores. If she bites you obviously you can end up with about anything.

I don't think Hepatitis is transferrable that way.

Welcome to the club....I got my knob slobbed Monday and I'll be doing it again tomorrow after Yoga class.

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omg i was thinking the same thing

if her gums were bleeding, and she has something, you're fucked..

no condom....thern u are pretty dumb man!

probably herpes

Always wrap it up,you should know better

You hit the nail on the head.


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Use a rubber cause you're worth it

not much except a few nasty bugs that will make you wish you would never have picked her up.

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Originally Posted by Ripshit
...where I picked up a complete prostitute!
She had a penis and everything

you know what? I am worth it!
I come here because I am in this online porn thing and I really confide my sins here and ther and this comment really means alot to me after al of the crazy shit I have done thanks to you VicD for just being a friend in this awful time of me being so stupid!

Yes i should have wrapped it up but I never ever DO!!!!

I usually only get it on with 20 to 24 y.olds...........:upsidedow

well Im not sure if her gums were but she was 40 something and said she needed the money for COKe so what do you think?

Just go down to the clinic and get tested... It will put your mind at rest. Otherwise every time you get an itchy cock you'll be thinking "Oh my god I've got syphilis" or something.

Sometimes it's nice getting your dick sucked raw dog by a complete stranger. I like to grab them by the back of the head and face fuck them a little, once they're bent over in the car with your cock in their mouth there's not much they can do about it. I love cumming a street whore's mouth without a condom - if you've set the tone right, they actually love it when you cum in their mouths. These sluts just love dicks and cum and they're just looking for an excuse to try another man.

Of course with legal prostitution in my country, you can get full service from a sexy young Asian whore in a comfortable suburban brothel for around $45-50US.

aids maybe ? ... go wash it off with some rubbing alcohol might help

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at the risk of posting completely ficticious statistics, the 20 to 24 y old demographic is probably the highest risk group for std's
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you did this why?

and you're seem proud to tell us all this, why?

I'm HIV Positive that was a bad idea..

love for you to explain how you think he'd be fucked if that were the case?

How much did she charge ya?

Catching aids from unwrapped oral while not impossible, the odds would be extremely low according to most sti clinic doctors. But catching an sti I would say is a higher risk. Go get yourself checked out.

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Is this a joke cause I'm laughing my ass off over here.. U should prob ask a doctor not GFY'ers if ur serious..

Lower self esteem?

you can get more then you think.use a rubber next time

Dood, you're dick will fall off. No worries man you should grow another one within a weeks time, just be forewarned that it will be little and yellow.

oh man, better go get yourself checked! ROFL

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A cheeseburger and large fries...

$40 and you only got head? You got kinda robbed, if you got any game you can get FS for $20 to $30. I do it like twice a week. Only give up $40 if they have a room and I know them. :thumbsup

Just go get a shot of penicillin. You'll be okay in the morning. Hopefully. ;)

She said her name was Linda and I asked her for her #.she said she didnt have a pen but was going up to her apartment for one.
she got out of the car and walked around the back of the big yellow house,I watched her pull her tight jeans up as she walked away with a perfect ass.
I thought wow this whore must be from the 80s with the way she dresses.

then I waited for a couple mins to find the birds singing in the spring air.
I suddenley realized she was gone and wasnt coming back..

So I pulled my car around the building and saw an open widow on the 3rd floor I yelled up hey Linda?????

This old woman hung her head out and said "No one here son with that name"...:/